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mkarliner

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Technologist at Large,
Retro Futurist,
batteries included.

Programmer, maker of hardware, 3D stuff, and jewellery.
Been CTO-type a number of times, best known is Shazam, but I really prefer making stuff to management.

Stable genius

Open to gigs.

Being nice to people absolutist.

searchable

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mkarliner, to tech
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Karliner's Corollary

Any sufficiently effective form of magic is indistinguishable from technology.

PhilipKing, to random
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Streak:10๐Ÿ”ฅ

https://crosswordle.com

mkarliner,
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@PhilipKing


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mkarliner,
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@PhilipKing

We didn't think we had a ghost of a chance...

juglugs, to random
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Necrophilia is dead boring...

mkarliner,
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@juglugs

But incest is only relatively boring...

angusm, to animals
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This is Vinnie. Vinnie is not an intellectual high-flyer, but he had a thought once, and he didn't like it. No, sir.

mkarliner,
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@angusm

A great career in politics awaits...

Richard_Littler, to random
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I'm so glad I don't live in the UK, especially on days like this. If you ever get the chance to leave, I highly recommend it.

mkarliner,
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@Richard_Littler

I live in Cricklewood, which is the best thing.

mkarliner,
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@Richard_Littler

Ah. That would explain Scarfolk

๐Ÿ™‚

mkarliner, to random
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The Metropolitan Police have really done the full Streisand today.

moira, to random
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Annnnnnd funny hat cart II also has a funny hat. Well done, team funny hat. Now let's call it a day.

mkarliner,
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@moira

No no, balcony next...

mkarliner,
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@moira

Don't let the bed bugs bite

moira, to random
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THE HAT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

I REPEAT

THE HAT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

mkarliner,
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@moira

Gonna take ages to dry out that hat..

moira, to random
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i swear to god if he gets to the end of the procession and carrie fisher gives him a medal i'm gonna scream

mkarliner,
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@moira

Which one is Chewbacca?

moira, to random
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GODS HOW LONG ARE THESE END CREDITS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTNhicSeQYI

mkarliner,
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@moira

And where are the llama credits?

moira, to random
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if we're gonna have to sit through this much end credits the post-cred scene better be pretty good

mkarliner,
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@moira

Gonna be a hell of an after party...

mkarliner,
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@moira

Hope you don't have too much to do today. Get some rest.

moira, to random
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the MC's being pretty damn stingy with those snacks

this has been a long ceremony, be a pal okay

mkarliner,
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@moira

That's why the robes are so big.
Covering up glucose drips

moira, to random
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HAT TIME

mkarliner,
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@moira

They should have brought it up to date and given him a light saber instead of a sword.

moira, to random
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the planet's worst royal bowling ball, CHECK

mkarliner,
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@moira ๐Ÿ˜‚

xtaldave, to random
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"Stop the growth of iniquity"

Like spending ยฃ100m on this turgid shit?

mkarliner,
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@xtaldave

chatGpt

mkarliner,
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@xtaldave

It's been covered by CNN and Reuters so far.

Footgun...

moira, to random
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is this where they check his testicles, like the pope?

mkarliner,
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@moira

Actually, watching the coronation and reading my timeline makes for a pretty good morning๐Ÿ™‚

mkarliner,
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@moira

I hope you a having a nice glass of something to go with it.

jamesmb, to random

Last year, the British public gave just under ยฃ60m to the Trussell Trust to help feed people who cannot feed themselves because the government doesn't have enough money to ensure people in need in the UK don't starve.

Enjoy today's ยฃ250m coronation.

Even if you voted for the other one.

mkarliner,
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@jamesmb

And the London Air Ambulance had to ask me for a donation outside Sainsbury's yesterday.

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mkarliner,
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@mcnees @DataDrivenMD

Does kind of make you question your own existence...

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53 yrs ago today: my mom dedicating portnoyโ€™s complaint to my dad on his 24th bday ๐Ÿ’•

mkarliner,
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@HadasWeiss

Hmm. That is definitely Jewish mother. :-)

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