Me: I want restricted privileges for a service
Unix: Of course, just make a new user
Me: Okay Unix, I'd like to add an "nginx" user
Unix: Sure just tell me their telephone number and what room their office is in
@sunfish Yes, I knew that :D Thanks for the fix, it does work! And kudos for paying such close attention to my shitpost.
I actually got the idea for this meme and then had to get a nice screenshot of a linker error, and this was the last one I remembered encountering. So I went and reconstructed the situation.