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nrohluap

@nrohluap@ioc.exchange

Just another human looking to build community and share without making yet another techbro a billionaire.
Cybersecurity professional. Family guy.
Human for three crazy dogs.
Cyclist.
#InfoSec #OpSec #CyberSecurity
#MastoDogs #DogsOfMastodon
#BikeTooter #Cycling

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lauren, to random
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Apparently they're getting a bit closer to solving Voyager 1's rot13 comm problem.

nrohluap,
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@lauren two turns should do the trick.

nrohluap, to random
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Happy Pi Day to all who celebrate!
Now party like it’s 1593!

Quinnypig, to random
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Remember, if Microsoft talks about Copilot usage numbers, what they’re really talking about is “number of customers not sophisticated enough to modify a registry key,” because that’s the only way to disable it.

nrohluap,
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@Quinnypig @wesley83 Is that answer from Copilot? Because it’s completely made up.

thomasfuchs, to random
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Meh

nrohluap,
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@thomasfuchs I tell Alexa most days to remind Jeff Bezos that he is a butthead. So far, no joy.

nrohluap, to diy
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thomasfuchs, to random
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Just remembered another minor tech hype from a few years ago when Silicon Valley douchebros wanted to sell everyone on wireless charging at a distance (like plug something into outlet and it uses magical waves to beam power to your phone and laptop)

nrohluap,
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@The_Tim @thomasfuchs Well over 100 years ago.

cdarwin, to SpaceX
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Major US corporations threaten to return labor to ‘law of the jungle’

Upset by the surge in union drives, several of the best-known corporations in the US are seeking to cripple the country’s top labor watchdog, the National Labor Relations Board ( ), by having it declared .

Some labor experts warn that if those efforts succeed, US labor relations might return to “the law of the jungle”.

In recent weeks, Elon Musk’s as well as , and ’s have filed legal papers that advance novel arguments aimed at and perhaps the NLRB
– the federal agency that enforces labor rights and oversees unionization efforts.

Those companies are eager to thwart the NLRB 👉after it accused Amazon, Starbucks and Trader Joe’s of breaking the law in battling against unionization and accused SpaceX of illegally firing eight workers for criticizing Musk.

Roger King, a longtime management-side lawyer who is senior labor counsel for the HR Policy Association, said “it will be a lose-lose” if the federal courts overturn the 89-year-old National Labor Relations Act, which has governed labor relations since Franklin Roosevelt was president.
“We’ll have the law of the jungle, the law of the streets,” King said. “It will be who has the most power. It’s potential for chaos.”

Kate Andrias, a Columbia University law professor, said workers would be hurt if the courts issue a sweeping decision that declares both the NLRB and the National Labor Relations Act unconstitutional.
“Without them, workers will be even worse off,” she said. “It’s critical that they continue to exist to protect the basic right to organize and engage in collective bargaining. This is an assault on rights we have considered fundamental since the New Deal.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/10/starbucks-trader-joes-spacex-challenge-labor-board?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

nrohluap,
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@cdarwin Upton Sinclair has entered the chat.

nrohluap, to animals
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In happier news, Stella is happy on Boomer’s favorite pillow, surrounded by a mix of her toys and his.

rysiek, to random
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I hear Internet is down?

nrohluap,
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@rysiek Someone page Al Gore, stat!

nrohluap, to random
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Fuck cancer.

nrohluap, to golf
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Looks like the local golf course is permanently closed. Zero tee times in March.

More houses, less open space.

It’s been open since I’ve been on this planet.

nrohluap, to animals
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This is not Stella’s happy place.
In for some coughing/ sneezing and a nosebleed.

nrohluap,
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Chest x-ray and some pokey/prody exams. Poor girl.

Preliminary diagnosis is an abscess above the right canine tooth. THAT won’t be any fun to treat (or pay for)

nrohluap, to Birds
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Meanwhile, over on Avian Zillow, we find this unusual three-level nest 🪺 just begging to host a growing flock high above the Target parking lot.

nrohluap, to random
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“For your next technical challenge, you have been presented with a tree holding four and twenty blackbirds. 🐦‍⬛

You are to bake a pie. You have two hours, including catching the birds.
On your marks, get set, BAKE!”

nrohluap, to random
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It seems they underestimated the tools required to assemble this cheap little set of drawers.

#cheap #HomeFurnishings

djsundog, to random
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professional computer touching has progressed to the point where I am embarrassed to admit to a long-lived computer touching career.

nrohluap,
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@djsundog “Show me on the mouse where the bad man touched you”

nrohluap, to animals
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Boomer could use all the good vibes y’all can send his way.

He’s lost about 15 pounds recently, and has fluid in his abdomen where it’s not supposed to be.

He’s not even reached his fourth birthday.

Gonna be a long weekend waiting for the radiology report.

nrohluap, to animals
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“It’s a dog’s life.”

I’d trade places with Eloise in a heartbeat. My kinda life!

GeriAQuin, to Dog
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nrohluap,
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@GeriAQuin I thought I saw a mention that Larson was doing some new stuff. So he is!

Much like Berkeley Breathed of Bloom County fame, he found new delight in using a digital drawing pad.

Somebody go poke Bill Watterson!

hotdogsladies, to random
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He could never respect anyone who wears these shoes, but you can tell he’s thinking about how he could have sex with them.

nrohluap,
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@hotdogsladies I’ll never have shoes with gel inserts ever again. 🤮

andy_warb, to random
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My wife is insane. She can climb into bed and be fast asleep in five minutes with the lights on. Meanwhile I’m usually still awake at 2am fretting about a conversation I had three years ago.

nrohluap, (edited )
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@andy_warb We’re the exact opposite.
Perhaps to make up for all the nights she lay awake long after I was sawing logs, I now regularly wake up at 2 or 3 and fret over inconsequential nothings for a couple hours while she sleeps. Now and then we overlap, and tell each other to go to sleep.

lisamelton, to random
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Has everyone seen enough boosts today? 'Cause your 'eepy girl here kinda needs a nap to recharge those curation batteries. 🥱

nrohluap,
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@danielcornell Needs an update. No “respectable” country singer would be caught dead with a Bud Light.

nrohluap, to random
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Me: Alexa, kitchen lights on

Alexa: Ok

Also Alexa: By the way, based on your recent experience, would you recommend Alexa to a friend? Scale 1 to 10, with ten being 100 percent.

Me: The volume should go to 11

Alexa: Thanks for your feedback.

Me: …

spinach, to random
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ok so motherfucker is a term but why hasn't fatherfucker seen more widespread usage. it is like at least 20 times as funny

nrohluap,
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@spinach Arlo Guthrie did use “Father rapers” to humorous effect in “Alice’s Restaurant.”

In 1967.

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