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GossiTheDog, 6 hours ago to random

"Nobody uses Mastodon"

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Migueldeicaza, 1 day ago to random

I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 bear

looking for a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to add to the sauce to give it more tackiness

technicaltundra, 1 day ago to random

I mentioned walls of moss, but I am tragically unable to choose just one picture worth my delight at this short but intensely mossy path. You can breathe the green just looking at the pictures.

#Mosstodon #Moss #Mousse #NaturePhotography

Same as the first image, but taken further along the path
Same as the other pictures, but taken further along the path

middleclasstool, 11 hours ago to random

Okay, but what if I put glue on my rocks to keep the cheese on

oh_that_courtney, 1 day ago to random

Is there a Nobel prize for headline writing? Because if there is, I've got a nomination.

https://www.404media.co/google-is-paying-reddit-60-million-for-fucksmith-to-tell-its-users-to-eat-glue/

aral, 1 day ago to DuckDuckGo

“Choice.”

#alternatives #choice #DuckDuckGo #DDG #Qwant #ecosia #bing

Qwant search for foo at 09:18: Qwant is temporarily unavailable.
Ecosia search for foo @ 09:17: There was a problem loading search results for “foo”
Two astronauts staring at Earth from space. Front astronaut: “you mean it’s all just Bing?” Rear astronaut, aiming gun at front astronaut: “Always has been.”

Kurt, 1 day ago to random

The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.

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levi, 1 day ago to animals

A gentle “no”

#DogsOfMastodon

rbreich, 2 days ago to random

Memo to the media:

If you're trying not to "take sides" in a struggle between democracy and fascism, you've taken the side of fascism.

mhoye, 2 days ago to random

As always, domestic abuse is the flagship infosec threat model, the one where the victim has the least resources, the least recourse, where they're closest to immediate physical harm.

That this industry has failed at and mostly abandoned the idea of even pretending to try dealing with a threat model that's difficult and unprofitable and mostly hurts women is not news, but this new Windows Recall feature is next-level professional negligence.

evacide, 3 days ago to random

"...a would-be hacker would need to gain physical access to your device, unlock it and sign in before they could access saved screenshots."

I've got some news for Microsoft about how domestic abuse works.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpwwqp6nx14o

Nonilex, 3 days ago to Law

4 months after the #FBI raided #MarALago, Trump’s attys discovered 4 docs marked #classified in his personal bedroom.
That revelation was among several cited by US District Judge Beryl Howell in a newly unsealed 2023 opinion that found prosecutors had presented compelling #evidence that #Trump #knowingly stashed #NationalSecurity docs in his home & then tried to conceal them when the #DOJ tried to retrieve them.

#criminal #law #obstruction #ClassifiedDocuments
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/21/trump-classified-documents-bedroom-00159182

GossiTheDog, 3 days ago to random

For those who aren’t aware, Microsoft have decided to bake essentially an infostealer into base Windows OS and enable by default.

From the Microsoft FAQ: “Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers."

Info is stored locally - but rather than something like Redline stealing your local browser password vault, now they can just steal the last 3 months of everything you’ve typed and viewed in one database.

video/mp4

somafm, 3 days ago to random

That feeling when you send out a Fundraising email and date it May 2023 because... how can it be 2024 already?!

otherdog, 3 days ago to animals

Yet another sticker of my dog, angry about not getting fed a nacho, goes up in a dive bar toilet. Several around town now. #dogsofmastodon

terri, 4 days ago to Bloomscrolling

Last year we planted California Poppy seeds in my ongoing effort to improve the backyard by reseeding an acre of grass with more native plants. This year we've got flowers! 🧡💚

#bloomscrolling #florespondence

dgar, 5 days ago to random

The existence of Norway implies...

chad, 5 days ago to Bloomscrolling

#bloomscrolling The neighborhood Bird has bloomed, with more to come! I really like the leaves on their own, but it’s a special treat to get the flowers out.

I propagated some of this cluster over by my house and am eagerly awaiting my first bloom-on-premises.

skinnylatte, 6 days ago to animals

She’s a happy girl!

#DogsOfMastodon #Dogs

GottaLaff, 7 days ago to random

Oh look.

Via Aaron Fritschner:

Justice #Alito says his wife Martha-Ann Alito had an altercation with neighbors about a "'Fuck Trump' sign that was within 50 feet of where children await the school bus in Jan 21."

Except... FCPS and ACPS were all remote in January of 2021. No children were waiting for buses

Washington Post 2 EDUCATION ‘I'm so glad you're here: Students return to Fairfax County classrooms for the first time in months ' By Hannah Natanson February 16, 2021 at 7:12 p.m. EST
EDUCATION Alexandria City Public Schools sets date for reopening: Arlington refuses to follow suit ' By Hannah Natanson February 5, 2021 at 3:25 p.m. EST

evan, 7 days ago to random

Sixteen years ago tomorrow I published the first post on the fediverse.

https://web.archive.org/web/20080618164355/http://identi.ca/notice/1

It's still visible on Identi.ca today, although the URL format changed a few years ago, and the redirect plugin stopped working a few years after that.

https://identi.ca/evan/note/Y0QwGyc1QYilqqawkDrQlg

Thanks to everyone who made identi.ca a great place to be, and thanks to everyone who's expanded the fediverse since then.

#Fediverse16

GottaLaff, 7 days ago to random

Worth emphasizing this, because most news outlets did not:

“Rep. Matt #Gaetz (R-Fla.) on Thursday ominously invoked Donald #Trump’s call to far-right violent extremists while joining the former president at his criminal trial in New York.

“Standing back and standing by, Mr. President,” Gaetz wrote on social media, along with a photo of himself positioned behind Trump at his trial.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-gaetz-stand-back-stand-by-proud-boys_n_66462d52e4b0dd63cd2ba653 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/stand-back-stand-matt-gaetz-174110101.html

GottaLaff, 8 days ago to random

He blamed “Mrs. Alito”!🤦🏻‍♀️

At Justice #Alito’s House, a ‘Stop the Steal’ Symbol on Display

An upside-down flag, adopted by #Trump supporters contesting the Biden victory, flew over the justice’s front lawn as the Supreme Court was considering an election case. #SCOTUS

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/16/us/justice-alito-upside-down-flag.html?unlocked_article_code=1.sU0.Ul57.KzkpFSD-0V_Z&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

djsundog, 8 days ago to random

I would have uploaded this directly but the video came in at a half gig and by the time I got it small enough to appease mastodon it was even shittier than what the goog does with it, so here ya go:

a demonstration of the strength of a wisteria vine (and your chance to hear me narrate a silly short video if you've been curious as to what I sound like (this title has gotten long suddenly, yet nowhere near as long as a fiona apple album title probably, but whomst count))

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=bM8NfFTBPmk

lorddimwit, 9 days ago to programming

Who called it linear typing and not “once in a lifetime”

Who called it const and not “same as it ever was”

Who called it a stack trace and not “well, how did I get here?”

#programming #music #TalkingHeads