@pelya@lemmy.world

pelya

@pelya@lemmy.world

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pelya,

Nope, the lemmy-cached thumbnail has a different picture

pelya,

Dump everything into a bowl (except for the wooden mat). Add instant noodles and hot water. Congratulations, you’ve just made ramen!

pelya,

Cat piss does not smell particularly bad to me.

Maybe it’s toxoplasma speaking.

pelya,

Because military engineers overengineer these things from the most expensive materials available, and they also perform frequent maintenance on them, which is also expensive.

pelya,

I’ve used FreeBSD for about a month in 2005, and still can’t stop talking about it.

pelya,

At least you did not start with implementing your own homegrown game engine for your non-existing game.

Roentare, to photography
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pelya,

Now we need a geologist to name these rocks properly.

pelya,

I guess like any other animals, bats will seek places with other bats, or where bats lived before. The best option would be to procure a pair of domesticated bats and put them into the roost, I’m not sure if it’s even legal. The next best choice is to acquire a few kilograms of bat shit, and spray it all over and inside your roost, so it smells like bat.

pelya,

Nah, russia used their only opportunity for a blitzkrieg in 2022. Now they have kilometers of minefields in every piece of land they try to capture. Blitzkrieg only works on unprepared opponent.

Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market.

Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market. Then make the AI powerpoint itself to raise money, thus outsmarting the competition.

pelya,

What about blockchain-powered distributed AI?

pelya,

Oh yeah, a hammer, an axe, an awl, and a fork, with a knife for a tip. I gotta guess the handle ends with a giant spoon.

pelya,

I advise booking a city square, loud music, background dancers, printed flyers with the URL of your Github repo, and a big countdown clock when you change repo visibility to public (Github has an option for that, but you need to click it yourself at the exact time, there no option to publish it on timer).

pelya,

For example, don’t ever say you use Windows here lest a whole horde of people jump in to call you an idiot for not having switched to Linux

Just copy Linux Mint onto an USB stick. No need to boot it, you hang it around your neck like a cross, and display it to raging pinguinoids to pacify them.

I am using Debian, in case you were wondering.

pelya,

I’ve switched to X11 last week, because kwin_wayland crashes each time my monitor enters low-power mode.

pelya,

Intel UHD graphics.

pelya,

Is this aircraft carrier made out of ceramic? Steel does not crack.

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