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pootriarch

@pootriarch@eldritch.cafe

24601: can't speak french™, so i let the funky music do the talking. j'aime : la musique pop, les transports en commun. not so much : réchauffement, haters.

avis femelles, mais sur l'internet le genre a peu importe. ne décroche que pour emma et paloma.

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pootriarch, to random
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speaking of buckets: i did not need to see a portable toilet today bearing a brand of 'honey bucket'. especially not on my way to lunch

pootriarch, to Signal
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has anyone used calls? is the quality ok?

pootriarch, to random
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i'm tired of the word war, is there some book even longer than 'war and peace' that can represent an impossibly huge pile of words?

pootriarch, to random
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yesterday @sustainrelease mentioned césaria évora's 'club sodade' album. i hadn't listened in a while so i gave it a spin, and immediately remembered i'd seen her live soon after sodade came out. it's a long time ago and i don't remember details, but the image of a barefoot singer spinning around on a carpet, lit cigarette in hand, is one that stays with you

pootriarch, to infosec
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i have been reworking some security bits and a friend got swept up in my sand traps. he's on iOS, isn't a techie, doesn't think he's using a VPN or using special security/privacy settings — but his traffic is coming from CDN addresses (akamai, cloudflare). something's going on that i didn't know about. can anyone point me to learning links?

pootriarch, to random
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psst hey kids. once upon a time there was only one telly in a whole house. everybody would have to sit in the same room and watch the same thing

pootriarch, to Trains
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where'd my go? i know i had one pinned… whatever. i boost things, , , if they're outrageous enough (they're a dime a dozen here, gotta be selective). i'm highly political and try to keep it off masto (including filtering hot-button topics from my own feed). i buy local and post my haul. i live in an english-speaking country but occasionally break out jacques clouseau to torture people. my shift key hasn't worked since about 2006. and i only in posts.

pootriarch, to random
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so some terrible corp does a terrible thing, not world peace terrible but enshittification terrible.

people go on reddit to bitch about it.
some dude lifts a bunch of comments and makes a not-quite-coherent story out of it.
some site writes a clickbait headline and wraps it around the crap story.
this isn't a shit sandwich. it's more of a shit burrito

pootriarch, to random
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global warming > climate change
dérèglement climatique > changement climatique
'climate change' is the 'mistakes were made' of a boiling world

pootriarch, to random
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music player has the best support for musicbrainz and listenbrainz that i've found. some stuff still wouldn't read… it turns out they were ALAC files that are only somewhat compatible with ID3v2.4. songs with multiple artists would vanish. transcoded to flac, sorted.
@metabrainz

pootriarch, to random
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just remembering republicans (reagan?) trying to use 'born in the usa' as a campaign anthem

pootriarch, to random
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@aemarielle the light was good in the frame shop, i got this photo just before they took it to the back

pootriarch, to random
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what these shopping sites with cloudflare firewalls don't get is that when i get the interstitial, i move to the next shop in the list (and firewall them back)

pootriarch, to random
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invidious pushed me a video by , which makes me very unsure that i'm not being tracked. anyway. i hadn't heard her do anything regional-sounding before; i know her for her pop phase
https://youtu.be/5ujwJ2XyJog

pootriarch, to random
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i have spent months trying to acquire this painting from strasbourg. along the way i've gotten three bank accounts frozen, not all of them my own. BUT AT LAST THIS WILL BE MINE. i do not answer to 'obsessive', this is completely demographically appropriate, and i will not be taking questions at this time

« la sorcière et le renard », par @aemarielle

pootriarch, to random
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can't speak french™ don't understand a damned thing except i was at show no 55 and wouldn't trade it for nothing. a recap of angèle's 95-date 95 tour. (i was in a poor mood and almost didn't go, life would be different if i hadn't)

https://youtu.be/WGG2H-NcgIw

pootriarch, to random
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just sitting here waiting for the power to go out, as one does in a storm in pg&e country

pootriarch, to random
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a passing car blasting johnny cash. that's different

pootriarch, to random
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i lived six adult years without a microwave. i still forget its uses.
+1: we need to move the kettle for today. i need the counter space
me: but then we can't boil water for tea after
+1: hello, the microwave?
me:
+1:
me: right. i'll move it

pootriarch, to random
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i used to travel a fair bit to experience life in more enlightened places. now everywhere is as dark as here so i stay home, it's cheaper

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@KydiaMusic knowing that spotify paid mere mortals nothing and is about to pay even less — roughly what might an actual artist get from buying a cd? buying a download? buying a t-shirt?

pootriarch, to random
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not saying i'm a masochist but my favourite solitaire game is played with two 78-card decks

pootriarch, to random
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setting your body copy color to is just obnoxious

pootriarch, to random
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i had hoped for more variety in my listening-by-country chart, but it is what it is. top 5: u.s., u.k., australia, belgium, canada
https://listenbrainz.org/user/emmadilemma/stats/?range=this_year#artist-origin

pootriarch, to random
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freecycle has been hit and miss, as is to be expected for the concept, but this weekend i found new homes for 150 mini holiday lights and a vacuum cleaner. i think @bluestocking told me about this, thank you!

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