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@pootriarch@eldritch.cafe

24601: can't speak french™, so i let the funky music do the talking. j'aime : la musique pop, les transports en commun. not so much : réchauffement, haters.

avis femelles, mais sur l'internet le genre a peu importe. ne décroche que pour emma et paloma.

bookwyrm: https://book.dansmonorage.blue/user/emmadilemma · pixelfed: https://metapixl.com/pootriarch · 'ask to follow' is to deter bots, not you.

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deanpreston, to random
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In which GrowSF PAC leader and mega-donor to my opponent calls for the death of me and my colleagues. Can we finally stop calling these toxic millionaires who spread disinformation and incite violence against political opponents “moderates”?

pootriarch,
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RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

pootriarch,
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@RickiTarr my aesthetic is an outlier here, i'll drop this and see myself out

[the early product placement is a downer, but it's brief and then the beat hits you]

janelle monáe • electric lady
https://youtu.be/LPFgBCUBMYk

pootriarch, to random
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just sitting here waiting for the power to go out, as one does in a storm in pg&e country

pootriarch, to random
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my mind is blown. having grown up with the #SaintEtienne upbeat version of 'only love can break your heart', i read that the original was a slow waltz. 3/4 waltz to that?!
https://songwhip.com/saint-etienne/only-love-can-break-your-heart

pootriarch, to random
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just reading '' as shitter

pootriarch, to random
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can't speak french™ don't understand a damned thing except i was at show no 55 and wouldn't trade it for nothing. a recap of angèle's 95-date 95 tour. (i was in a poor mood and almost didn't go, life would be different if i hadn't)

https://youtu.be/WGG2H-NcgIw

pootriarch, to random
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[tap, tap] this for loop could have been a comprehension

pootriarch, to random
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setting your body copy color to is just obnoxious

pootriarch, to random
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so some terrible corp does a terrible thing, not world peace terrible but enshittification terrible.

people go on reddit to bitch about it.
some dude lifts a bunch of comments and makes a not-quite-coherent story out of it.
some site writes a clickbait headline and wraps it around the crap story.
this isn't a shit sandwich. it's more of a shit burrito

pootriarch, to random
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i had hoped for more variety in my listening-by-country chart, but it is what it is. top 5: u.s., u.k., australia, belgium, canada
https://listenbrainz.org/user/emmadilemma/stats/?range=this_year#artist-origin

pootriarch, to random
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not saying i'm a masochist but my favourite solitaire game is played with two 78-card decks

pootriarch, to random
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invidious pushed me a video by , which makes me very unsure that i'm not being tracked. anyway. i hadn't heard her do anything regional-sounding before; i know her for her pop phase
https://youtu.be/5ujwJ2XyJog

pootriarch, to random
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a world map where the visual size of a country is based on its population. rappel : the huge green area is not russia. it's china. russia is the little yellow sliver that looks like a border.

h/t @TerribleMaps

https://populationeducation.org/resource/world-population-map-poster/

pootriarch, to random
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only at 3.30pm did he connect 'upset stomach' and 'world's largest burrito for lunch'

pootriarch, to random
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the mouse has to pay a royalty to the battery people everytime someone says yippee-ki-yay

pootriarch, to random
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music player has the best support for musicbrainz and listenbrainz that i've found. some stuff still wouldn't read… it turns out they were ALAC files that are only somewhat compatible with ID3v2.4. songs with multiple artists would vanish. transcoded to flac, sorted.
@metabrainz

pootriarch, to Trains
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where'd my go? i know i had one pinned… whatever. i boost things, , , if they're outrageous enough (they're a dime a dozen here, gotta be selective). i'm highly political and try to keep it off masto (including filtering hot-button topics from my own feed). i buy local and post my haul. i live in an english-speaking country but occasionally break out jacques clouseau to torture people. my shift key hasn't worked since about 2006. and i only in posts.

pootriarch, to random
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off to sheepishly return a book that's a couple of days overdue. quarter-a-day overdue charges were always kinda pointless. but if the library had said 'your book is due tomorrow and if you don't give it back, we're giving your email address to the person who has it on hold', i would have been there in an INSTANT

pootriarch, to random
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what these shopping sites with cloudflare firewalls don't get is that when i get the interstitial, i move to the next shop in the list (and firewall them back)

pootriarch, to AirBNB
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progress since the time of : no more squeegee guys. aids isn't an immediate death sentence.

what we still have: landlords, gender fascism, cyberland, venture capitalists, diet coke, fear of bankruptcy when calling 911

also still have: idina menzel (mitigating factor if you don't have daughters)

pootriarch, to random
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a passing car blasting johnny cash. that's different

pootriarch, to random
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i have spent months trying to acquire this painting from strasbourg. along the way i've gotten three bank accounts frozen, not all of them my own. BUT AT LAST THIS WILL BE MINE. i do not answer to 'obsessive', this is completely demographically appropriate, and i will not be taking questions at this time

« la sorcière et le renard », par @aemarielle

pootriarch, to random
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that was going to be a standalone shitpost but it's a good day for those hashtags. you gotta try this thing

pootriarch, to random
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the current news causes 'tik tok' to have rather unfortunate lyrics

pootriarch, to apple
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no, apple, taking your security patch does not mean i wanted you to put the stupid default wallpaper back again. that's a microsoft move.

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