thememesniper

thememesniper, 10 months ago to random

it reallly bugs me i can't use bluetooth on my hackintosh without buying one of apple's wifi cards (which is probably blacklisted in my firmware and then i'd have to update it)

i guess i'll find some wired headphones?

thememesniper, 6 months ago to random

god i love e-ink displays so much

thememesniper, 11 months ago to random

cishet techbros think fedi is failing because nobody interacts with their posts

they don't know the secret:

clears throat

meow

thememesniper, 3 months ago to random

y'know i'm convinced the microsoft surface's red "secure boot off" banner is just there to annoy people using operating systems other than windows. by the time you see the banner it's already too late to turn the computer off before it starts executing the 👻 non microsoft-signed code!!! oooo! 👻 (unless your battery is so degraded or just gone making unplugging it shut down)

thememesniper, 11 months ago to random

thememesniper, 1 year ago to random

i think it's really funny how prismlauncher 7.0-1 literally just won't compile and exits with an error with no message if you have the latest version of java installed instead of 17

thememesniper, 9 months ago to random

DAYS WITHOUT ROBLOX COMPLETELY OR PARTIALLY BREAKING: 0

thememesniper, 8 months ago to random

STOP DOING GAME CONSOLES

• POWERFUL COMPUTERS WERE NOT MEANT TO ONLY PLAY GAMES FROM A SANCTIONED STORE
• YEARS OF LOCKED DOWN USER ENVIRONMENTS YET NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND FOR APPLICATION SIGNING
• Wanted to restrict users to playing games for a laugh anyway? We had a computer for that: it was called an "ARCADE MACHINE"
• "Yes please verify boot0. Please verify the bootloader and kernel." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

"Hello I would like the dedicated security co-processor to verify the app signature"

They have played us for absolute fools

thememesniper, 2 months ago to random

i wonder what chemicals i'd need to remove the chainsmoker fumes from the 2009 imac because it is absolutely COVERED in a thin layer of tar in every imaginable location

thememesniper, 3 months ago to random

EEEYIKES! These "Elitists" are "Annoying" as Fuck!!!

thememesniper, 7 months ago to random

@joebiden can you set lavaSourceConversion to true i need fuel for my furnaces

thememesniper, 10 months ago to random

apple not allowing app sideloading accidentally made the most lucrative secondhand market ever, $2,000 for an iPhone 14 with the twitter app installed pre-rebrand 🦧

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

thememesniper, 1 year ago to random

thememesniper, 1 year ago to random

who's the john mastodon equivalent for all the other fedi frontends

thememesniper, 9 months ago to random

pacman flatpak integration when

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

solved the problem with gender and sexuality input fields:

gender is a text box and sexuality is a regex expression

thememesniper, 6 months ago to random

i was digging around in my old computers for a sata cable earlier for the dualboot and the gateway computer is just so old that the motherboard doesn't even support sata and instead only supports IDE

i have no hopes for it running linux if i ever get a new PSU for it

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

i'm on my deathbed. i'm breathing my final breaths. i ask for help. bill microsoft bursts into my hospital room and tells me:

"sfc /scannow chkdsk"

i didn't understand at first, but once i realized i begrudgingly pulled my laptop up and typed the commands.

...

it worked. i'm cured.

bill microsoft, smiling, walks out of the room and locks the doors, condemning the room. i bang on the doors to no avail. i succumb to my sickness yet again after 30 minutes.

thememesniper, 7 months ago to random

i think my favorite feature of safari is the one where it chooses the most relevant autofill in the search bar instead of what you're actually fucking typing

thememesniper, 5 months ago to random

has someone done a fedi instance on an xbox 360 yet

thememesniper, 5 months ago to random

Angry Software Nerd

thememesniper, 4 months ago to random

OH: how many social medias are there

thememesniper, 6 months ago to random

i should download a bunch of those lobotomy memes and do nothing but make nginx respond to web scrapers with them

thememesniper, 3 months ago to random

enabling secure boot, kernel lockdown, etc only for a security researcher to discover a hardware vulnerability in the intel Binkleforden subsystem that lets anybody telepathically gain ring -3 access to your system by perceiving its existence

guy building a house, being proud of it before it gets leveled by a fireball