yemmly

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yemmly, (edited )

“I love the poorly educated.” -Guess who

yemmly,

Phew, for a moment there I thought you were trying to take the gratuitous murder out of games

yemmly,

And was he charged with “open container”? The defense attorney says they describe the container as open in the police report, if that’s true, and if the bottle really was sealed when the officer found it, then it’s misconduct despite the specific charges.

yemmly,

Yet another thing the BIDEN CRIME FAMILY has stolen from us. First, they stole Ukraine from us by not supporting Ukraine at all and also supporting Ukraine way too much. Then, they destroyed the environment by drilling too much oil, while simultaneously destroying the economy by not drilling enough oil. And don’t even get me started on Israel and Palestine, where they’re supporting the right and wrong people too little, and too much. Now they’ve come for whatever it is we were talking about. Enough is enough! </scene>

yemmly,

I guess some folks think incitement is leadership.

yemmly,

Here’s a non-MSN link:

washingtonpost.com/…/us-warning-russia-isis-crocu…

yemmly, (edited )

Kids need to stop staring at screens and go climb trees. Evidence:

  • Screens. Did you hear me? SCREENS. Screens bad.
  • When did anything bad ever happen to someone climbing a tree? There is literally no possible bad outcome.
  • Jobs: Compare the number of high-paying jobs that involve tree climbing with the number that involve staring at screens. It’s clear that if we want kids to be employable when they grow up, we need to keep them away from screens.

Edit: I forgot to tell you how to determine if a screen is good or bad. Is the screen at home? Bad, naughty screen. Is the screen in a non-home office? Good screen. Commercial buildings are known to counteract the harmful effects of screens.

yemmly,

We’re gonna need photos from everywhere on the planet to reach a conclusion.

yemmly,

You must and must not, do or not do, it or not. I hope this helps (or not).

yemmly,

Blowing on it helps. The humidity in your breath reinvigorates the silicon.

yemmly,

Why is it so smooth and pointy?

yemmly,
  1. Fear
  2. Surprise
  3. Ruthless efficiency
  4. An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
  5. Nice red uniforms
yemmly,

Ok, if you had to choose one country to repopulate the Internet, who do you pick?

yemmly,

Though

yemmly,

To be fair: Not purged, just sent to forced re-education camps where they beat the queer out of you with a $59.99 bible, in the name of a loving, tolerant god. But come on, who doesn’t love camp? Amirite?

yemmly,

What a brilliant photo!

yemmly,

Oh they definitely don’t enjoy the benefit of my doubt.

yemmly,

Hey Society, u up?

yemmly,

$20 is $20

yemmly,

Hey but props to the right for their optimism that there can be a singular, cohesive, shared LGBTQ+ agenda and that the government could be effective in promoting it. I’m not used to such positivity from conservatives.

yemmly,

Is it “furryphile”? Then yeah, they’ll think it’s sexual.

yemmly,

Off topic: Do you mean that you want to make love to him or that you want to ruin things for him?

yemmly,

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

yemmly,

This is what we get for not holding the line on pineapple on pizza. Sure it seems harmless enough, but if we allow one abomination, the next thing you know we’re looking back at the slippery slope and wondering why the crops won’t grow despite the generous helpings of electrolytes we’re giving them.

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