Spaghetti_Hitchens

@Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social
Spaghetti_Hitchens,

No no... That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker... so I guess it is about the police after all.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it's good enough for you

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Man, there are surfers who've never caught a wave that big

Spaghetti_Hitchens, (edited )

I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Clearly you've never wanted to submit a seven-fingered hand as part of the return

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Take (bizarre) comfort in the fact that all older generations have looked down on the younger generations. We have evidence of it in newspapers from the 1700s.

The oldest will die soon. As will mine (whatever. I'm Gen X, okay?) Eventually your generation will be the oldest, looking down on the younger generations for being dumb and lazy.

Don't feel bad for being tired of the wheel that continually crushes us all.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Austin used to have Leslie. He was frequently seen riding around Town Lake on his bike, sporting naught but his hot pants or brightly colored thong. RIP

Spaghetti_Hitchens,
Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

When the doctor tells me I have cirrhosis, I will fondly remember my time in the beer motherland.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

We've had first France. But what about second France?

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I'm okay with Russia being missing from all things

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