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TaleOfSam

@TaleOfSam@kbin.social

He/him, trans/gay, artist, Lizard Father, Bog Witch, First in Line to Fight God

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If you ever get 4,585 miles (7378.84 km) to the east, you should check out their sister city, Dull, Scotland!

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I'd say!

Union Lets Tom Cruise Act During Strike From Fear Of What He’ll Do When He Can’t Make Movies (www.theonion.com)

“You can tell there is an unrelenting darkness within him that can only be exorcised by jumping a motorcycle into a canyon or parachuting out of a plane in semi-orbit—and none of us wants to find out where that energy would be redirected were he not able to spend 17 hours a day performing stunts for a camera crew."

Americans are divided on whether society overlooks racial discrimination or sees it where it doesn’t exist (www.pewresearch.org)

Views on this have changed in recent years, according to Pew Research Center surveys. In 2019, 57% said people overlooking racial discrimination was the bigger problem, while 42% pointed to people seeing it where it really didn’t exist. That gap has narrowed from 15 to 8 percentage points.

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“Sesame Street in the 90’s told me racism was solved and I never actually asked anyone if their lives were better.”

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👌 mwah perfect. This one gets me every time

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Came here to say the Nutmeg Tavern is the coziest place on the Internet, bar none ☕️

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As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

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Is she, you know, a Celeste, SpR any %, PB 42:56 ?

(Don’t @ me I’ve never played a vibyo gam)

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Hell yeah. Me too.
A life-saving procedure. And I hope many more have easy access in years to come.

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But consider, another caniform we could pet and dress up :3

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Whew! May your burns be always even, Frent!

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[ Children's screams have been removed ]

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Haha I love fixing things no not that one

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It's always been MSG! Adds a little extra to everything!

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We say here in the valley, “Ted Buddy was a Husky,” so at least he isn’t ours

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I'm here! There may be several others! \o/

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As soon as they killed Apollo I never looked back. Bastards.

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Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

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My-My neck is freakishly large-

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I cannot confirm, so y’kno what I’ll say: big if tru

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