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paulfoerster

@paulfoerster@swiss.social

โ€ข Married to the best woman ever (https://swiss.social/@evelynefoerster). โค๏ธ
โ€ข No kids, but 4 ๐Ÿˆ.
โ€ข Owning a small ๐Ÿก and a small ๐Ÿš— in a small, but beautiful country.
โ€ข Working for the ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ government as #PostgreSQL DBA.
โ€ข Hobbies: #LEGO, #PostgreSQL, #Apple, #Linux, #C64, #Amiga, #DVDโ€‹s, #Books, #Hiking

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More on ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ written in Swiss dialect:
https://als.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweiz

Profile banner image shows the Aare river and the city of Solothurn,๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ, โ“… & ยฉ 2023 with kind permission by Michael Pfeiffer
(https://meteo.social/@lubuwetter)

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paulfoerster, to hiking
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Two images which are already a month old when it was still somewhat cold. But I thought they're worth posting anyway. ๐Ÿค”

A mountain. There are trees on the lower part while the upper part shows much naked rocks. The sky is cloudy.

paulfoerster, to hiking
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This engraving on a stone in the Swiss woods reminds me of the Eye of Horus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_Horus

The engraving on that stone looks like the Eye of Horus.

paulfoerster, to linguistics
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A random study of predictability of non-linear, randomized, non-deterministric and chaotic systems under consideration of external influencing factors.

In other words: Poker ๐Ÿคฃ

#Language #Euphemism #Study #Games #PseudoScience

paulfoerster, to hiking
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evelynefoerster, to Cat
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RIP Mars, 2010 - 2024
This morning I found Mars run over by a car. I miss him very much. We got him from the shelter and he showed his gratitude every day. He was cuddly, playful, a rascal and very curious. Wherever I was, Mars wasn't far away and he spent many cuddly hours on my lap. I am stunned and incredibly sad. My heart is broken and I am crushed ๐Ÿ–ค
Goodbye Mars, miss you, Thank you for love ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, looking curious left
Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, licking one of his front paws

paulfoerster,
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@evelynefoerster I miss him too. ๐Ÿ˜ข I never forget when he jumped onto my shoulders when he lived here just for a few days. He's been a true friend ever since. ๐Ÿ’”

โ™ฑ Rest in peace, my old friend. ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

paulfoerster,
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@evelynefoerster It turned out yesterday, that there was a to be given away. She is very friendly and calm. We instantly decided to take her.

Her name was something like Nanya or some gibberish. Since we name or cats either after candy bars or ancient gods, we decided to call her Hera (the wife of Zeus). Mars was both a candy bar and the god of war. ๐Ÿคฃ

Below is the first shot I could take of her.

evelynefoerster, to random
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Sitzen zwei Leberwรผrste auf einem Baum. Schubst die eine die andere runter. Welche war's? โ€“ Antwort: Die grobe.

paulfoerster,
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@evelynefoerster Ist doch eh wurstโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

paulfoerster, to random
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paulfoerster,
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@amiserabilist @SNerd @evelynefoerster I like the first comment on that one: โ€œBeen doing this for years. Drink the beer, put in 100ml white wine,1/2 an onion diced, 2 or 3 smashed cloves of garlic and any herbs you fancy.โ€

๐Ÿคฃ

paulfoerster, to random
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Today is day. Todayโ€™s menu will be a , done at 170ยฐC (~340 F), in about 70 miniutes until it reaches a core temperature of 73ยฐC (~165 F).

We have no potatos and sweet pepper available right now, so we donโ€™t follow the recipe 100%. But it will turn out great, this one is for sure. ๐Ÿคฃ

@evelynefoerster

The chicken on a grill stand surrounded by champions. Thereโ€™s a cooking thermometer which will show the chickenโ€™s core temperature.
The book โ€œModus Operandiโ€ shows the basic recipe on page 298. We did a little variation because we have neither potatos or sweet pepper available right now.
This is a page of the book โ€œModus Operandiโ€ showing the recipe of the grilled chicken.

paulfoerster, to bluesky
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Found today on . A fake set.

paulfoerster, to pizza
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#Pizza ๐Ÿ• well done. ๐Ÿคฃ

#Baking #Food #Italian

paulfoerster, to bluesky
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Found on today. Can someone hand it over to , , , and all other moron out there, please?

paulfoerster, to random German
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Ob dieser Spruch etwas รผber die Qualitรคt der Drogerie in #Appenzell aussagt? ๐Ÿคฃ

#Sprรผche

paulfoerster, to Weather
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4 images of Wotan and Snickers doing nothing in particular again, just as usual. Itโ€™s just the usual .

The keeps changing. Sometimes, the sun comes out, sometimes, it's just cloudy. So they're bored.

4 images of Wotan and Snickers doing nothing really useful again, just as usual.
4 images of Wotan and Snickers doing nothing really useful again, just as usual.
4 images of Wotan and Snickers doing nothing really useful again, just as usual.

paulfoerster, to twitter
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Is this whatโ€™s left over after Larry the bird of former has been turned into road kill and its cadaver having been removed? ๐Ÿคฃ

I also found that in . Now at least we know the place of the . ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ

#X

paulfoerster, to photography
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Now what? Is it 3.5 seconds after 9, half a minute after 9 or about quarter of an hour after 9?

Or is it a quarter of an hour and half a minute and 3.5 seconds, i.e. 18 minutes and 33.5 seconds after 9?

Hmmโ€ฆ ๐Ÿค” At least, this clock has a correct "IVโ€ and not โ€œIIIIโ€. ๐Ÿคฃ

And yes, my camera was straight when I took the shot. The clock is really tilted in reality.

paulfoerster, to random German
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Rebenblut macht Frohen Mut

Auch defintiv. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿคฃ

paulfoerster, to random German
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Hopfen und Malz
Gott erhaltโ€™s.

Definitiv. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ

paulfoerster, to commodore64 German
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paulfoerster, to random German
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paulfoerster, to random German
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Und wie jetzt weiter? ๐Ÿค”
โ€œBrauereiplatz" ๐Ÿป kling immer gut. ๐Ÿคฃ

paulfoerster, to random German
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Senioren Residenz โ€œSรคgehรผsliโ€. Daneben ein dunkles #SUV mit einem Schรคdel โ˜ ๏ธ auf der Tรผr.

Ein Schelm, wer Bรถses dabei denktโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคฃ

#Appenzell-Steinegg #Appenzellerland

paulfoerster, to hiking
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A slow worm which crossed my path while in a . Or was it the other way around? ๐Ÿคฃ Anyway, I moved it away from the path into the secure green. It is a very beautiful and absolutely harmless creature. It canโ€™t even bite. ๐Ÿค—

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_worm

The same slow worm lying and resting on the hiking path.
Again, the same slow worm lying and resting on the hiking path.
A close up of the head of the slow worm.

evelynefoerster, to random
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Heute im Laden gesehen: Sluups, 60 ml .... ganz laut: 60 ml! Fuck! Wer zum Teufel unterstรผtzt dies und kauft noch sowas? Wie blรถd kann man eigentlich sein???? Wann hรถren wir endlich damit auf Plastik zu fรถrdern und solche unnรถtige Sachen zu verkaufen? CHF 2.95 ...der Preis ist noch viel zu tief....Leute, wacht auf, hรถrt auf solche Trends zu kaufen, รผberlegen bevor kaufen, egal was gerade "in" sein soll! Schwachsinn...nur noch what the fuck...oder?

paulfoerster,
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@evelynefoerster Und wenn dann das Mammi mit dem kleinen Gof kommt, geht das Gekrรคhe los: โ€œMammi! Ich will das haben!โ€

Mag ja sein, dass das Zeug an sich brauchbar ist. Aber warum 60 ml Ampullen und nicht minimum (recyclebare!) Literflaschen?

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