jerry,

I just read another news article about why mastodon didn’t make it and is dying. It’s very sad to hear and probably explains why I have to keep adding more server capacity to handle all the people quitting mastodon.

jerry,

Quitting is computationally expensive.

pre,

@jerry We need to put a rate-limit on all the quit-requests so that it doesn't harm those who are staying.

No more than 600 quitting per day, something like that.

jerry,

@pre this is the way

Andres,
@Andres@mastodon.hardcoredevs.com avatar

@jerry @pre
Just charge for the access to the "delete account" button. Subscription base quitting /s

ad_infinitum,

@jerry it probably is computationally expensive when people nuke every reddit/Twitter post they've made for a decade before quitting one of those platforms

r000t,
@r000t@fosstodon.org avatar

@jerry
Hey man I can quit any time I want.

curtmack,

@jerry But is it suitable for post-quantum cryptography? 🤔

sycophantic,

@jerry that's deep

jerry,

@sycophantic “Deep thoughts with Jerry Bell” is going to be my new podcast name

Taco_lad,
@Taco_lad@aus.social avatar

@jerry @sycophantic Deep Diving Bell

jerry,

@Taco_lad @sycophantic I like that!

Taco_lad,
@Taco_lad@aus.social avatar

@jerry @sycophantic all yours 😊, it would be wild to pick someone called Ben as your co-host

murph,

@Taco_lad @jerry @sycophantic Just one cohost named Ben though. If you're a deep diving Bell, you don't want the Bens.

jerry,

@murph this thread is sinking fast @Taco_lad @sycophantic

sycophantic,

@jerry @murph @Taco_lad I hope we don't go too deep, don't wanna implode.

jerry,
Taco_lad,
@Taco_lad@aus.social avatar

@jerry @sycophantic depending on whether it's madcap hijinks or a satisfying treat

infosec_jcp,

@jerry @Taco_lad @sycophantic

That would be a clue by four if Tom from Insta came over to pixelfed. 😂📨

0x58,

@jerry And mentally exhausting!

alice,

@jerry kill -9 is essentially free. 👹

Creideiki,

@jerry The Fediverse's exit gate is controlled by Maxwell's Demon.

brndnsh,

@jerry Case in point, June 12th on Reddit.

le_friwi_56,
@le_friwi_56@mastodon.nz avatar

@jerry Can't afford it.

itisiboller,

@jerry Not if you take the NOP Sled

haploc,
@haploc@fedi.cr-net.be avatar

@jerry it’s called reverse engineering. Fewer users need more resources. That’s why Twitter is cutting their resources, due to the fantastic growth numbers.

jerry,

@haploc that makes sense. I had been wondering how the math worked on their shrinking server estate and massively growing user base.

ccunning,

@jerry Is this how Twitter DDOSed itself when they put up the “paywall”?

jerry,

@ccunning based on EM’s comments, I assumed it was because they crossed the 22 billion user mark

simonzerafa,

@jerry

In quantum physics this effect is known as the Bell inequality 😉

mmby,
@mmby@mastodon.social avatar

@jerry

Neural Quitting or Deep Quitting even more so

dwaites,

@jerry it turns out the killer feature of the Fediverse is not caring about interest rates.

RandomDamage,

@jerry The financial analysts have figured out that Mastodon instances can't be run on the DotCom model, and that the network effects only tie people to protocol compatible instances.

So to them mastodon will always be failing, even once it gets bigger than FB.

Esquiretheduke,

@jerry Mastodon is dead! Long live Mastodon!

Cjust,

@jerry Probably written by the same folks who keep churning out the "End of Remote Work" articles.

jerry,

@Cjust this is true

maryfrancis,
@maryfrancis@mstdn.social avatar

@jerry it’s an echo chamber 📣📣📣

groceryheist,

@jerry

@bkeegan

Just posted a thread about my new paper and had more engagement here before I finished posting the thread than I got on Twitter (where I have more followers).

PandaChronicle,
@PandaChronicle@ohai.social avatar

@jerry 🤣🤣🤣

OldDragonLadyNo1,

@jerry lol

nebyoolae,
@nebyoolae@masto.neb.host avatar

@jerry Anything that isn't growing constantly in leaps and bounds is "dying" these days.

TheNextOne,

@jerry just twitter placing guilt into people by saying “this fediverse thing is not doing well, return to Twitter.”

Bartimaeus,
@Bartimaeus@pnpde.social avatar

@jerry Yup, we are all just zombies typing in the void of cyberspace until some big tech companies frees us from our colorless live.

GloomShep,

@jerry niceness, just curious what is the long time financing strategy ?

Player2alpha,

@jerry is Musk writing articles now? I'd read it for a good laugh

danielfgom,

@jerry I reckon that the ones writing that think if they write it often enough it will come true 😂

gamingonlinux,
@gamingonlinux@mastodon.social avatar

@jerry @mdiluz yeah it dying really explains my constantly growing follower count

thelinuxEXP,
@thelinuxEXP@mastodon.social avatar

@gamingonlinux @jerry @mdiluz Hahaha yeah, you’ve exploded in terms of numbers. Probably just bots, then!

solicitor,

@thelinuxEXP @gamingonlinux @jerry @mdiluz Nick, you've just bursted his bubble 🤯😝🤣

thelinuxEXP,
@thelinuxEXP@mastodon.social avatar

@solicitor @gamingonlinux @jerry @mdiluz It was more of a joke on the fact that people seem to repeat the trope that Mastodon isn’t working, when it clearly is growing a lot, and that Twitter, on the other side, is full of bots 😅

socksinspace,

@jerry it really is tragic, all these people quitting and taking up our resources 😢 😉

outlyer,
@outlyer@mastodont.cat avatar

@jerry gotta love the objectiveness and facts-based reporting of news outlets

Tracey_Writes,
@Tracey_Writes@c.im avatar

@jerry as a tumblr resident, welcome to the dead social media club where you can post all you like and news sources won't link you in their articles without your consent but they'll absolutely talk about you like you're not in the room

HistoPol,
@HistoPol@mastodon.social avatar

@jerry

/s: I've heard that there is a new b/w gGmbH and .

In order to bury your inactive account on , you now need to rent a grave on / .
The only coffins available sobfar are Egyptian sarcophagi in high resolution.
This is why you are having to add capacity. /s

archon,

@jerry it’s because you don’t have rate limiting on the batch RPC requests coming from the front-end, the tertiary inertial manifolds can’t handle the resulting 4° phase shift polarity modulation from the inverted supermatrix caused by rapidly fluctuating quantum magnetic fields.

Scotty can have it fixed in 5 minutes if you push him, even if he says he needs 30.

RosieVdm,

@jerry It surprises me how some people still post tweets even if these tweets will not reach outside the platform at the moment. I like mastodon. It is my only social media where I can interact without feeling overwhelmed and even though I get annoyed with posts of American-centric politics it does not worsen my experience. I guess dismissing the ones left behind is easy but I can imagine that it is hard to let go of what you have built or of what is familiar.

Csosorchid,

@jerry People are still gathering for the wake. @evan

Jorsh,
@Jorsh@beige.party avatar

@jerry

So are we all ghosts?

emperor4,

@jerry why are people quitting mastodon?

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