ADignorantium, to random
@ADignorantium@mstdn.social avatar

The girl with colitis goes by! #ILikeToWatch #MisheardLyrics

I honestly thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was Elton's song, when I was a kid.

And yes. Those were the lyrics I heard. 😅

ADignorantium, to random
@ADignorantium@mstdn.social avatar

"I put on a spelling bee" #MisheardLyrics #ILikeToWatch

wagesj45, to music
@wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com avatar

When I was a kid, I thought the song "Always Something There to Remind Me" was about a man who was getting annoyed with his wife because she was always nagging him about stuff. :very_funny:

otheorange_tag, to random
@otheorange_tag@mstdn.social avatar

TIL it isn't "all of isa rm I"

StacieBee, to random
@StacieBee@mastodon.social avatar
derthomas, to random
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

So my son has a favourite new christmas song now. He is running around the house singing "Melis Adidas, melis Adidas"
🎶🎄

BeamsAndBows, to random
@BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

🎶Children laughing, people cussing🎶

janl, to random
@janl@narrativ.es avatar

Pool meander
Pool meander
I’m not a Fred

mnorby, to HashtagGames

Blinded by the light,
Wrapped up like a dude in a pyramid tonight.

https://youtu.be/Rzk3x3HZbJI?si=7dyGBkonN4MhrX10



Subumbral, to random
@Subumbral@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Goodbye Rosie, the Queen of Pomona

Raveline, to random French
@Raveline@piaille.fr avatar

Mon cerveau est fatigué.
Mon corps est fatigué.
Je soupçonne que mon âme aussi se lasse un peu.

Si j'avais un caisson d'isolation chez moi, je crois que je m'y enfermerais pendant douze heures.

skro,
@skro@social.zocradio.info avatar

@LeCheikh @Raveline attends, ils interdisent l'abaya et ils autorisent le burnous?

rick, to random
@rick@ricko.social avatar

for today: “White Flag” by Bishop Briggs does not actually contain the lyric:

“Don’t you know I’m not afraid to show a little butt?”

tantramar, to coffee
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

“Stepping out to ensue the chase for my coffee beans”

“Stepping out to Angelucci’s for my coffee beans”

One of these is the opening line of Wild West End, a song.

One is not.

I was only wrong for 45 years. In my defence: Knopfler mumble-sings the Italian proper name of an establishment I’d never heard of (growing up pre-Internet in New Brunswick) in a London accent when I misheard it as a tween as “ensue the chase”.

https://angeluccicoffee.co.uk/history/

Kathrin, to random
@Kathrin@trouth.eu avatar

It's an illusion burger.

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Two weak long Daizon Knights
Time dragon underneath delights
Walking on a dime
Mine and greater eyes
And gimp in the back room on the out tide.

It’s Always Monday On The Moon.
~ Dgar

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

Tidal: https://tidal.com/track/186325890

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/its-always-monday-on-the-moon/1570437238?i=1570437239

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/DL9bHSwPcsEHqudA6

YouTube: https://youtu.be/wFDvpdZ7Z9k

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0Ww6pE2G8LxBOYih5WX5By

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
So take
These chicken wings
And learn to fry again
Learn to live soy-free


HumToTable, to random
@HumToTable@sfba.social avatar

"Say you'll remember me
Sitting on an ice chest
Staring at the sunset"
-Taylor Swift

Spabetti, to HashtagGames German

Rihanna feat Calvin Harris: 'We found Dove in a soapless place.'

jasondidner, to HashtagGames

“Etch-a-Sketch
Etch-a-Sketch”

Misheard by two different people in my life - from “Little Guitars” by Van Halen.

Actual lines:

“Catch as catch
Catch as catch can”

Katzedecimal, to HashtagGames
@Katzedecimal@weirdo.network avatar

MY PONY PLAYS THE MAMBA
LISTEN TO THE RADIO

  • Starship

#misheardlyrics
#HashtagGames

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

She's got a chicken to ri-ide
She's got a chicken to ri-i-ide
She's got a chicken to riiide
And she don-key
My baby don-key

Tribear, to HashtagGames
@Tribear@mastodon.coffee avatar

"and the boss don't mind, if you're at the pool"

Carwash, Rose Royce

True for me, as UBC has a wonderful Aquatic Centre where I sometimes go for a swim at lunchtime.


ottaross, to random
@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar

I recall back in the '80s my mom thinking that the Cdn pop band was singing:

"Raise a little owl, raise a little owl, raise a little owl…"

MichaelPorter,
@MichaelPorter@ottawa.place avatar

@ottaross Tom Petty: I was born a rebel

: I was Barney Rubble

tootytootwoo, to fediverse in Why are Mastodon's trending hashtags so ... dull?

Ah yes I really got energized by the thrill and excitement of

Just an absolute rollercoaster that site

billyjoebowers, to HashtagGames
@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

I always thought it was "I went to the danger zone" until recently because WTF is "highway to the danger zone"?

As if that song needed to be any dumber.


wx1g,

@billyjoebowers It's not "I went"? LOL! It's a dumb song, but I sing along when I hear it.

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