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Why don't programmers like nature?

Because they hate bugs!

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Who the HECK wrote this awful code? checks git
...
..
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Oh, I am my own worst enemy.

#TechLaughts #ProgrammingHumor #ProgrammingJokes

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For decades now, has provided synonyms for those functions named after IBM 704 ISA features.

In 2024, can we please lay this issue to CDR?

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from Women Who Code https://www.womenwhocode.com/, via their account on the site formerly known as Twitter.

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The only boolean I do is when I force computers to determine whether something is true or false.

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Published on YouTube: Those s need to be small or i am out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeQ0eAbnklo

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flipsideza, (edited ) to ProgrammingHumor
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When writing in a regular text block/cell/address book, etc and the '(' doesnt auto close with ')'. You know you've been in code editor too long

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@Perl Exceptions are fine, and you can “try” the experimental syntax for them in versions 5.34 and later: https://perldoc.perl.org/perlsyn#Try-Catch-Exception-Handling

#!/usr/bin/env perl

use v5.34;  
use experimental 'try';

try { die "\N{FIRE}" }  
catch ($e) { say "\N{DOG}: This is fine: $e" }  

(Memed from KC Green’s “Gunshow” , “On Fire”: https://gunshowcomic.com/648. Buy some merch! https://topatoco.com/collections/this-is-fine)

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National Masturbation Day 📌

Any plans for today?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day

Today I'm preparing the first build for early access to Steam, so this can be called masturbation, or not?

Wishlist https://store.steampowered.com/app/1224030/Erra_Exordium/

video/mp4

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Let's face it, programming can be challenging at times. But that doesn't mean we can't have a sense of humor about it. Laugh a little, code a lot, and enjoy the ride.

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