engineerminded, to HashtagGames
@engineerminded@techhub.social avatar

Landmaster (Temu Edition)

ApproachingSteed, to HashtagGames
@ApproachingSteed@mstdn.social avatar

Total Recall

(Screenshot from ‘Total Recall’ below. It’s the dystopian Arnold Schwarzenegger film from 1990. Kinda funny since the cybertruck is facing a total recall right now 😂)



https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/19/24134753/tesla-recall-cybertruck-faulty-accelerator-pedal-nhtsa-defect

rebeccawatson, to random
@rebeccawatson@mstdn.social avatar

someone called the cybertruck an "incel camino” and I've been laughing about it for hours

jstatepost,
@jstatepost@mstdn.social avatar

@rebeccawatson
🥥 Eye'm personally partial to Nutz Truck as a rejected Cybertruck name. 🥥
, ,

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GingerSnapped, to HashtagGames
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MugsysRapSheet, to random
@MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social avatar

#RejectedCybertruckNames

"Becky's Failed Science Fair Project".

MisterMoo, to random
@MisterMoo@mastodon.online avatar

Aluminum Aztek

mdmrn, to HashtagGames
mdmrn, to HashtagGames
inkican, to random
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar
inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla BTC (BetaCuckTruck)

inkican,
@inkican@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla NOTICEMEELON

NeadReport, to HashtagGames
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NeadReport, to HashtagGames
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NeadReport, to HashtagGames
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MaryAustinBooks, to HashtagGames
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anandamide, to random
@anandamide@dataare.cool avatar

I need you to see this

AppleWoi,
@AppleWoi@mastodon.social avatar

@anandamide

Its not a "cybertruck".
Its called wankpanzer.


shadowwwind, to random
@shadowwwind@fosstodon.org avatar


"Cybertruck: The C is for corrosion and the R for rust"

"guillotine of the 21st century"

"PS1 Hagrids car"

degroof, to random
@degroof@mastodon.social avatar

"My Eighth Grade Sheet Metal Class Project (C-minus)"

"Giant Non-ergonomic Wireless Mouse"

"Roblox Car #1"

"Ruztbukit"

"Dethtrapp 3000"

NWBison, to HashtagGames
@NWBison@mastodon.social avatar

Flintstones Edition (electric feet not included)

paul, to HashtagGames
@paul@oldfriends.live avatar
PrinceOfDenmark, to HashtagGames
@PrinceOfDenmark@mas.to avatar

Wank Panzer
IncelCamino

I’ve seen these posted in the past week and am surprised to not see them as I scroll through here. I’ll nominate these as best yet and am just sorry I did not coin them!

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar
dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
I been through the desert
on a horse with no name
Well at least she
could handle the rain
In the desert nobody will
witness your shame
when your CYBERTRUCK
is out of range

Tesla la la la la



dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

Teslalalalala I can't hear you laughing at me


RevPudDudley,
@RevPudDudley@mas.to avatar

@dannotdaniel

The unTruck
[can't even carry a motorcycle]


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