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Okay, so, full disclosure: I find that I can handle a lot of stuff when it comes to horror movies, but I can't deal with anything pertaining to eye trauma. It's always been a hard set-in-stone phobia of mine.

With that said, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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It just became Cyndi Lauper's synth riff from that Goonies song in a hurry...

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"Where are they going?"

Just an educated guess, but they're going WHERE THE ZOMBIES AREN'T.

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Bob Hoskins played King Lear and then went on to play Super Mario, so that tracks.

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"Accents aren't my forte."

I can only do an Irish accent if others were to ask me to do that, so... one sympathizes.

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I miss the trailer setting, not gonna lie, but...

... this talk show set is making this happen. We can work with this.

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Also also, full disclosure: I love love love love love love George Romero, and I will never not freak out over a nod to Mr. Romero.

Nothing but the utmost respect for the guy.

optiMSTie, to random
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"Oh, fine, I'll fight a shark underwater." - the guy who fought the shark underwater in Zombie

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A preemptive apology to everyone who thought my account was mostly laidback but now sees me going "OHHHHH HEEEEEEEEY A MOVIE" for several hundred posts.

A thousand pardons.

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Honestly, I never would've brainstormed a scene where a zombie fights a shark, but man, I am ALL HERE FOR IT.

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe you guys should've made tracks for the Thousand Islands.

They have good salad there, for one.

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Now that the MST3K Discourse Forums watchalong is done...

... it's all about Joe Bob Briggs, baybay! :D

12pt9, to film

March 5: Someone named Scott for

Despite its sensationalist pulpy title and premise, Jack Arnold's adaptation of the novel is an existentialist treatise.

The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) plays with the understanding of what it means to be acknowledged as a human, and one's place in the world. The story is told through the eyes of the titular Shrinking Man – Scott Carey – who after being exposed to strange fog, finds himself increasingly lost in this world.

It's phenomenal and I can only recommend it.

@film

12pt9,

March 19: Going through automatic doors on

Joseph 's The Damned (1962) starts out as your conventional, lurid, early counterculture affair.

An American tourist visiting is tricked by a prostitute, then falls victim to a youth gang controlled by King, a still very green Oliver Reed at his meanest. The trickster is King's sister, who confides in the American hoping to escape her brother's incestuous avances. They elope to a nearby island, closely followed by King and his gang, where they find a group of , all contently living in an underground lab, with only they can control. These are the damned.

@film https://letterboxd.com/12pt9/list/bales2023filmchallenge/

12pt9,

March 20: French spoken on

A Walloon language professor and his French set designer fiancée are at an impasse. While his Flemish students vocally protest against more Walloon influence at their uni, the couple - who superficially speak the same , - struggles to find the right words. They meet, part ways, then find each other again on a train that at morning turns out to be standing still in the middle of nowhere. The man, now without her, disembarks and with two acquaintances who also were on that train tries to find out where he and she are. André Delvaux's Un soir, un train (1968) is a masterpiece about finding the right language in a fractured world.

@film https://letterboxd.com/12pt9/list/bales2023filmchallenge/

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