Subumbral, to HashtagGames
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You put a post-it in the bathroom to remind you that you drank a lot of beet juice


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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When you think about the Big Lie, you think of Jello ''salad''.


HamonWry, to HashtagGames
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You attend a Trump/MAGA rally


garthderby, to HashtagGames
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“Veggie Tales” aren’t just for entertainment, they’re for life.

shayz0rz, to HashtagGames
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You suddenly don't want Trix anymore…


lori,

@shayz0rz That's just maturation. Trix are for kids.

shayz0rz,
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

@lori But the rabbit never grew up until he developed that vegetable addiction.

LinuxAndYarn, to HashtagGames
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You count to ... eight, nine, tenpura.


GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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Larry the Cucumber still has nightmares from when he met you.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you choose onions over parfaits for all your layer analogies, everytime


Donkey, from Shrek: "I think I need a hug"

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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🎶
am I evil?
Yes I yam
🤘🥔🤘


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

when you dream of World Peas


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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You mark fiddlehead fern harvesting season on your calendar.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
driving that train
high on romaine
casey jones you better
wash those swedes


noondlyt,
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

@dannotdaniel

well done 🏆

noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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There are not enough vegetable emojis to describe your joy


Subumbral, to HashtagGames
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Parsley is not an afterthought


Subumbral,
@Subumbral@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@andrewfeeney you could not possibly feel fresher than this

andrewfeeney,
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@Subumbral I feel only parsley.

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