Subumbral, to HashtagGames
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You put a post-it in the bathroom to remind you that you drank a lot of beet juice


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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When you think about the Big Lie, you think of Jello ''salad''.


HamonWry, to HashtagGames
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You attend a Trump/MAGA rally


garthderby, to HashtagGames
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“Veggie Tales” aren’t just for entertainment, they’re for life.

shayz0rz, to HashtagGames
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You suddenly don't want Trix anymore…


LinuxAndYarn, to HashtagGames
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You count to ... eight, nine, tenpura.


GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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Larry the Cucumber still has nightmares from when he met you.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you choose onions over parfaits for all your layer analogies, everytime


Donkey, from Shrek: "I think I need a hug"

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
am I evil?
Yes I yam
🤘🥔🤘


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

tomatillo can you hear me


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

when you dream of World Peas


Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
@Dr_Elizabeth97@mastodon.social avatar

You mark fiddlehead fern harvesting season on your calendar.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
driving that train
high on romaine
casey jones you better
wash those swedes


noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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There are not enough vegetable emojis to describe your joy


Subumbral, to HashtagGames
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Parsley is not an afterthought


andrewfeeney,
@andrewfeeney@phpc.social avatar

@Subumbral You think only of parsley continually from waking to sleeping. You are totally preoccupied with the thought of your next sprig of parsley. You consume parsley and parsley consumes you.


noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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You know the line is "Parsley in a pear tree"


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you defeat fascists with a fully automatic brussel sprouts cannon


a Trump baby blimp in a diaper approaches, but is shot down with a fully automatic brussels sprouts cannon it bursts into green smoke and flames. music: DOOM E1M1 covered by 331EROCK made in Blender

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

when you can overlook the fact that Subway's "Veggie Delite" is just a ham and cheese sub with no ham and zero fucking discount


emmreef, to HashtagGames
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This was the bouquet at your wedding


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

HyperCarrotosis 🥕🥕🥕


cynblogger, to HashtagGames
@cynblogger@sfba.social avatar


You chuckle in church when the priest says, “Lettuce spray”

Dr_Elizabeth97, to HashtagGames
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You would never mistake the word, ''cruciferous'' for a kind of dinosaur.


fleur_de_LA, to HashtagGames
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You are what you eat...

🥬 🦉 💧

#SignsYourAreAddictedToVegetables (and fruit)
#SignsYouAreAddictedToVegetables (and fruit)
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#HashtagGame

Slashline, to HashtagGames
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You know 45 brands of imitation meat, and can rank them from memory.

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