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Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Fruit Luips savory brassica aphrodisiac

jpaskaruk,
@jpaskaruk@growers.social avatar

@Binder

Friend of mine in high school was a Froot Loops maniac and had a box from Mexico, the box said Fruti Lupis

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

There’s a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with a Tesla Hood Ornament.

StarkRG,
@StarkRG@myside-yourside.net avatar

@Binder Well, the man in me will do nearly any task, but I don't think Teslas have hood ornaments.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Tonight on : Waiter, this Nano 8-ball Isn’t Very Good

There was not a spot of combat tonight. Some light environmental damage. A whole lot of Effort expended.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I bet more people would like mass transit if we could get a turn at driving the bus/metro/train/tram/gondola/jitney/catbus instead of always being passive-engers.

Dseitz,
@Dseitz@mstdn.social avatar

@Binder Man I just want to get shit done.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I’m back to hitting the 7.5 kilo-account Following limit in Mastodon. Might need to unfollow harder.

jfreebo,
@jfreebo@mastodon.social avatar

@Binder there but for the grace of admin go i

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

For my money, the most impactful scene in The Great Gatsby is in the denouement where she says “truly, he was a great gatsby” & what’s-his-name retorts: no, Daisy, he was THE great gatsby.”

I still get chills

quadrivial,
@quadrivial@beige.party avatar

@Binder That's a good scene, agreed. But who can forget the closing of "Lord of the Flies" where the kids are all eaten by a swarm of flies summoned by the re-animated corpse of Piggy?

GGMcBG,
@GGMcBG@mstdn.plus avatar

@Binder

Finally getting a sequel with Adam Sandler as The Greatest Gatsby.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Neighbor told me he’s pleasantly surprised that I’m still alive, in case you needed a sense of what my vibe is like irl

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar

@Binder Feisty?

LavenderPawprints,
@LavenderPawprints@fwoof.space avatar

@Binder My neighbors hardly know I exist because the only time I go outside is to go somewhere or out to smoke. Then when they see me, they're like, "how long have you lived here?"

Like 8 months now... lol

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Oh it’s (TalkingHeads movie sense) time!

I’m going to be taking an intermission in ~30 minutes to pull something from the fiery depths of an oven

I’ll start my watch in 6 minutes.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

R.E.M.’s Stand is the past tense of Eminem’s Stan.

aaronesilvers,
@aaronesilvers@jawns.club avatar

@Binder a sequel that came out first my god

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Technophobic is a compliment when I say it. People are right to not trust products.

troublewithwords,
@troublewithwords@wandering.shop avatar

@Binder But doctor, I am the product!

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Linux doesn’t need to change to win the desktop wars. It just needs to hold steady while Windows shits itself to death trying to swallow AI.

MichaelTBacon,
@MichaelTBacon@social.coop avatar

@Binder

Linux is 3-5 years away from totally owning the desktop, just as it has been for about 30 years now.

MichaelTBacon,
@MichaelTBacon@social.coop avatar

@kithrup @Binder

IKR?

I was trying out different Linux desktop options in the mid-90s, thinking, yeah, this just needs a few tweaks, but in a few years this'll be everywhere . . .

And TBF the cores of open source OSes are everywhere, they're just called ChromeOS, iOS, Android, and MacOS.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

“Can I call you?”

Sure

“I just called you at xxx-yyy-zzzz”

I know

“Why didn’t you answer?”

That wasn’t in the spec

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I get so tired of telling people “no” at work that I sometimes change it up to “yes, absolutely not” to give them momentary false hope.

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

@Binder "I'll considerate it" proceeded by a momentary pause and "no"

aetataureate,
@aetataureate@gamedev.lgbt avatar

@Binder idk what this alignment chart is of, but chaotic good is the midwestern "no yeah" and your version is for SURE chaotic evil

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Admiring the neighbor’s deftness in handling an ungainly hose.

SpaceAce,
@SpaceAce@esoteric.party avatar

@Binder don't look up your hometown on pornhub!

MattMerk,
@MattMerk@mastodon.social avatar
Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Upset because it feels like it’s been a long time since I saw an apple cart

pho4cexa,
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@Binder it would rock to see a boat

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