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Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Strings of ":wqq:q!ZZ:wq" are called Letters to the Editor.

bitprophet,
@bitprophet@social.coop avatar
redking,
@redking@hostux.social avatar

@Binder don't forget the jkjkjggwW

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

When a business or executive is described as laser-focused, your visual model should be that of a cat chasing the meaningless dot of a laser pointer until exhausted.

astroPug,

@Binder

Can we do that? Can we bait executives with laser pointers so they chase back and forth to across the room?

Because that would be awesome!

stevenbodzin,
@stevenbodzin@thepit.social avatar

@astroPug @Binder yes, that is the job of shareholders, business TV like CNBC, and customer suggestion boxes

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Happy Buy Nothing Day to those who celebrate.

kurt,
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me avatar

@Binder A Festivus for the rest of us!

amalia12,
@amalia12@mastodon.social avatar

@Binder
Thanks. Happy Buy Nothing Day to you too. 😀
We celebrate Buy Nothing Day tomorrow (in Germany and some other countries in Europe). I don't know why it's a day later than in the US, but is has become a tradition somehow.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

They're called HR Departments because they provide Harm Reduction for corporations.

PS: you're the harm they're mitigating. Good luck.

virtuous_sloth,
@virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca avatar

@Binder They are like the immune system for the body corporate and as long as you understand that they view an employee with a problem to be a potential cancer cell, you'll understand your relationship with them.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Frankly I’m baffled that politicians keep asking for my money when they’ve got billionaires buying them expensive vacations & luxury homes. You want me to support your candidacy, give ME some of YOUR money.

bytebro,

@Binder Everybody loves "Panem et circenses" 😂

kc,
@kc@social.coop avatar

@Binder I'm not saying we should compile a database of the telephone numbers of elected officials and bombard them with a text and call campaign on behalf of individual voters asking for money.

But what I am saying is you could do that pretty easily and cheaply using Twilio

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

When you’re formulating an emergency response to an incursion of Draculas, make sure to invite all the stakeholders

isaackuo,
@isaackuo@spacey.space avatar

@Binder

"You forgot to invite me."

"You're a stakeholder?"

"Vy yes, of course."

"Well, then I invi-- waitaminute."

mycotropic,
@mycotropic@beige.party avatar

@Binder

This joke very nearly undead our relationship!

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Turning off my camera because the Staff Engineer uses ‘peg’ to mean ‘assign a task to’ & I’m too tired to keep my composure.

Flux,
@Flux@wandering.shop avatar

@Binder and you know they're doing it on purpose.

bermudianbrit,

@Binder ok this made me chuckle. beggin for a peggin...

Binder, (edited ) to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

They’re Moving Fast because the Things which they’re Breaking are called laws.

SNerd,
@SNerd@lor.sh avatar

@Binder
🥇post of the day right there

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Lower the retirement age to 50, you cowards.

kandersonus,
@kandersonus@mastodon.social avatar

@Binder 💯 The number of people who die before enjoying retirement is too damn high!

howlinhobbit,
@howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

@Binder

at 65 I’d love that, but I probably don’t have enough “banked” with the SS system to make any difference to my life.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Downgraded a "shitheads" to "clowns" in an email which I sent. Because I'm a fucking professional.

rdp,
@rdp@hachyderm.io avatar

@Binder

I'm also a fan of "paste-eaters" and "time-out corner enthusiasts" in professional emails.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Taking a picture of the label to zoom in to read the text years old.

PaulW,
@PaulW@petrous.vislae.town avatar

@Binder I bought a half dozen cheap reader glasses, and a half dozen cheap glasses, so I can always have a pair nearby. I still manage to not have a pair nearby, however.

jay_chi,
@jay_chi@mastodon.social avatar

@PaulW @Binder

I have learned the hard way as I age:
Check your head, then check your front collar. THEN look for your glasses.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Encrypting my notes from the kids by writing them in cursive.

dr_a,
@dr_a@mastodon.social avatar

@Binder Good job helping jumpstart the revival of cursive.

unprovoked,
@unprovoked@petrous.vislae.town avatar

@Binder My 8th-grade science teacher said he did this in college – using shorthand.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Fiiiiine I’ll get out of bed but I won’t like it & no one should expect it to last

HCBunny,
@HCBunny@mstdn.party avatar

@Binder

I even put clothes on. Yes, including pants.

HCBunny,
@HCBunny@beige.party avatar

@HCBunny @Binder

Just had to pee and discovered the pants were backwards, which explains why they were so difficult to put on.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I feel like we should try terraforming Earth, first.

whiteice,

@Binder
Too late! Already done.

emmaByrneAuthor,
@emmaByrneAuthor@mendeddrum.org avatar

@Binder i mean we kind of are - just... not in a good way...

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Online discontent creator.

thegarbagebird,
@thegarbagebird@theblower.au avatar

@Binder online: discontent creator

dhj1961,
@dhj1961@mstdn.ca avatar

@Binder Online content warning creator.

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