Binder

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Wolfing down lunch between interviewing a job candidate & being interviewed by auditors. Like the exact opposite of a boss.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Grimly tallying how many people are out sick w/ “oddly impacting summer colds” & “newly developed allergies” while trying to not scream.

Alice, 9 months ago to random

Flashback to last year when I went on a “nighttime lights” tour in Hawaii and all of the people in the group were writing words like LOVE and FAMILY and I wrote NWA because F tha police.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Apropos of nothing in particular, a reminder that tomorrow is #NationalOrgasmDay in several nations. Maybe even yours!

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Real 'caterpillar dreaming of being a person' vibes today.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

I'm late to the party but wow! Dr Prescod-Weinstein got tenure! That's freaking awesome!

https://19thnews.org/2023/07/chanda-prescod-weinstein-physicist-tenure-rare-feat/

Binder, 9 months ago to random

That's the OPPOSITE of reassuring, you shitty ad network.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Sometimes the principled thing to do as an instance admin is allow the smart people I disagree* w/ to trend ANYWAY. You're welcome.

• about what's best for the fediverse, not one of the precepts about who's human.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Nobody panic but I'm listening to an entire album IN track order listing & it's NOT a mashup compilation. Yea, I know! I'm confused & scared, too!

(it's P!nk's Funhouse [expanded edition] because what's 15 years when you rock this hard?)

Binder, 9 months ago to random

You might naively expect that the Human Torch is the hottest member of the Fantastic Four but you’d be wrong.

Reed Richards is hotter; he’s got substantially more Degrees.

Binder, 9 months ago to DwarfFortress

Listening to @Vylar_Kaftan explain that the two worst threats in #DwarfFortress are religious conflicts & lycanthropes.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Achievement unlocked: was told my question is off-topic during a co AskMeAnything w/ managers.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

I had reached the age where it simply made more sense to refer to myself in the past tense.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

New coworker just dragged me in to a meeting where I wasn’t needed & destroyed the head of steam I’d had going.

So they’re management material, is what I’m saying.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Sorting yogurt by expiration date to create a Time Series Dairy Base.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Don’t upload my consciousness in to Someone Else’s Computer; spray me in the firmware of some SoC bolted on to the mechanisms of a self-playing Musical instrument. I just want to noodle w/ sound as an afterlife.

Binder, 10 months ago to random

Went miniature golfing again this weekend & my previous xp was helpful. It let me fail faster, just take my gentlemanly 6 & get on w/ my day. Efficiency.

Binder, 10 months ago to random

You can’t fool me, that’s brown.

Binder, 10 months ago to random

I believe that this is called a Brazilian.

Binder, 10 months ago to random

I’m so nervous in this airport for unrelated reasons that I’m just staring past how approximately nobody but me is masked w/o it panicking me out on to the street.

Binder, 10 months ago to random

Fomenting chaos in the locker room by complimenting the lads on their girlish cocks.

Binder, 10 months ago to random

Managed to sleep in until 0700, so I've got that going for me, today.

Binder, 10 months ago to random

Preparing a lunch of corn chips & gooey salsa to enjoy during this meeting scheduled for my lunch hour.

Binder, 10 months ago to random

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Binder, 10 months ago to random

I only ever know what day it is by which day-derived hashtags are trending.