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Ex_spurt, to random
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I am on a train with my backpack

Ex_spurt,
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We are now going through a tunnel. This is the airport line, but I won't be flying anywhere

Ex_spurt,
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Late lunch on my hike in the vicinity of the majestic 'cock rock' in the Perth hills, joined by the obligatory local of course

A large phallic shaped granite rock
A wild grey kangaroo in the forest

Ex_spurt, to random
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The Government's big announcement on domestic violence looks pretty bad, eh?

"We might give you a few bucks to help run away if you're willing to let Centrelink treat you like shit for a couple of months while you smash your head against the dehumanizing process of begging disinterested public servants for help".

But what about the perpatrators?

"We're also going to censor the Internet"

luciedigitalni,
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@Ex_spurt let's get Stephen Conroy back to help us with fixing the interwebs

Ex_spurt,
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Ex_spurt, to random
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Quiet 'quitting' should not be conflated with work to rule. Quiet quitting suggests skiving off and doing sweet FA while collecting a full pay. Work to rule is an entirely legitimate way to demonstrate the true value of your work and is even more effective when carried out collectively

Ex_spurt, to random
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Trying out my hiking pizza menu. All put together with shelf stable ingredients (no refrigeration required) and done on the jetboil. A damper mix for the base. Tastes good. Will taste awesome after a couple of days in the bush. Surprisingly filling too

Flattened out damper mix in a titanium pan on top of the jetboil
The finished pizza. Crust, tomato paste, oregano, garlic, pepperoni and melted cheese. What's not to like?

jpm,
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@Ex_spurt yep that’s the one. The secret ingredient in Vegetta is MSG

ghost_shit,
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@jpm Long ago, before my partner fell of the wagon, I discovered that the secret to making decent vegan meals is...

Salt. Plenty of it.

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Ex_spurt, to random
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Posting this story because you should have nice stories in your timeline

Unlikely friendship between cockatoo and musk lorikeet at Bonorong Wildlife Sanctuary ' bamboozles' visitors - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-18/bonorong-wildlife-sanctuary-george-cockatoo-raphael-lorikeet/103732066

Ex_spurt, to random
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It's almost like your little blue tick is the new little black swastika

Ex_spurt, to random
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Ex_spurt,
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@luciedigitalni they are the best twisties

jpm,
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@Ex_spurt delicious

Ex_spurt, to random
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Just boarded a 737 MAX :ablobwhatisgoingon: Won't tell partner she has booked us on one until we get to the other end. Short hop thankfully.

jpm,
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@Ex_spurt with or without large flames involved?

Ex_spurt,
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@jpm well the landing was pretty rough, surprised the doors held on like they did

Ex_spurt, to random
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For every limp-dicked, born with a silver spoon in their mouth billionaire that fetishises well-known bully and junior non-comissioned officer Ben Roberts-Smith, there is a highly experienced Special Forces senior NCO or Warrant Officer that thinks he is a cunt

jpm,
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@Ex_spurt to be fair, most WO’s think everyone is a cunt

Ex_spurt,
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@jpm when I did my WO's course we had an experienced RSM talk to us about not trying to be nasty to everyone. Just do your job the best you can and be natural was the message. So I did and yes, I developed that exact persona.

Ex_spurt, to random
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It's happy hour in Langkawi (from 1100 to 1700 apparently)

jpm,
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@Ex_spurt happy hours (all day every day)

Ex_spurt, to random
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Anyone will be able to throw eggs at the PM with complete immunity

Industrial action to hit Australian Federal Police
https://www.themandarin.com.au/241616-industrial-action-to-hit-australian-federal-police/

Ex_spurt, to random
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The widespread fascination with collecting money in the US electoral system is completely bizarre to most of the world. Other countries have political donors, but the scale of it is beyond comparison

jpm,
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@Ex_spurt companies are people too!

Ex_spurt,
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@jpm but it's also the 'grassroots' voting orgs that have $50-$100 sign up fees so you can join their protests

Ex_spurt, to random
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If you have a big 4WD and you're complaining about city parking fees I'm pretty sure you just outed yourself as a Toorak taxi owner.

Proposed parking rules put American pickups, hulking SUVs in the firing line | CarExpert
https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/proposed-parking-rules-put-american-pickups-hulking-suvs-in-the-firing-line

jpm,
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@Ex_spurt registration based on the square of the GVM. Commercial-registered rigid and trailers have a 30% GVM de-rating because they’re empty about half the time.

liamvhogan,
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@jpm @Ex_spurt yes this, but there also should be a royalty style payment to Councils for the specific act of parking, since it’s those local governments who bear the cost and administration of it

Ex_spurt, to random
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Unlikely it would even cover the value he added to his property through land clearing

Cape Bridgewater farmer avoids conviction but is fined $34,000 over more than 70 koala deaths - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-23/farmer-fined-koala-death-injuries-land-clearing-cape-bridgewater/103499336

jpm,
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@Ex_spurt if the only penalty is a fine, it’s legal for rich people to do it. In this case, what a pathetic fine.

Ex_spurt, to random
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I am really sick of The Simpsons getting it right all the time when predicting the future. It's about time things started going Star Trek's way

scheeseman486,
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@Ex_spurt
So you want a computer that takes word prompts and generates a visual representation of those words, with safety protocols that are easily bypassed and often just don't work at all?

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