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JimD

@JimD@sfba.social

RIP Bad Penny @ mysoftsofa on the bird platform.

Professional procrastinator. Amateur home-brewer, mechanic, and radio operator. Petaluma, CA.

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Mechanical beauties.

JimD, to HashtagGames
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Vodafone: Paul Simon......get it?

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why can't trump just fucking die

JimD,
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@dannotdaniel Bah...you're just saying what 2.5 billion people are thinking...cheers.

JimD,
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@dannotdaniel I was being conservative.

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There should be a sex lube called Burrito Butter.

JimD,
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@the_etrain There's a cumin joke here somewhere...

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Back when people gave directions, my friend was the worst. He'd say things like, ok, then you'll come to an intersection. The light's one of those with the left turn arrow. On your right is a gas station with a cowboy riding a dinosaur on the sign. Caddy corner to that is what used to be a McDonald's. Ok, ignore all of that and just go straight.

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@the_etrain if you see the old mill pond, you've gone too far....

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People have no idea how expensive it is to be disabled.

JimD,
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@RickiTarr True. Thank goodness the City required commercial property owners to evaluate their properties and make improvements for disabled people. That decision protected property owners and disabled people alike.

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I'd Like to Buy the World Some Coke and Keep it Company...

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Up, Up and Away with TWA!- Trans World Airlines

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Star Spangled Banana

Green_Footballs, to random
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Elon Musk is reportedly planning to start charging EVERYONE to use Twitter.

This could be the death blow. May it be swift and merciless.

JimD,
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@Green_Footballs Only morons and click baiters will pay. Oh wait...I forgot the mainstream media hacks...oops I meant "outlets."

Oh shit...I forgot the mutton, sheep, rams and lambs. Wait...fuck it...

We'll never figure out why people still use the dead pigeon platform.

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** **

Hanson: Where is the Love, eh?

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What do you think is the sexiest type of punctuation? I’m going with the interrobang.

JimD,
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@Alice ;)

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Advanced Russian Officer Training 🤣

video/mp4

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Alice, to random
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If I had a dollar for every time someone said “does your shirt say oat milk?” I’d have enough money to buy a carton of oat milk.

JimD,
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@Alice I'm not asking. It totally says OATMILK. And I'll buy you some.

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This is like one of those paintings where it gets weirder and weirder the more you look at it.

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@Alice I think it's a technological and mental reboot.

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The Last of the Magicians


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Ahahahahaha they’re such amateurs. There’s no way to delete a Threads account without deleting the entire Instagram account. 😂

JimD,
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@fraying This just proves that Zuckerberg got his butt kicked a lot in grade school.

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