@Alice@maddad@KevBot Dood, I’m ever so slightly freaking out because that computer repair store is only down the street from me. I know, yeah, Oakland is smol. Still, woah.
@wendinoakland@maddad@KevBot I like knowing that we’re neighbors! Did you see the vacuum that was bike locked outside the vacuum shop for nearly a year?
@Alice@maddad@KevBot Right, it’s almost like we’re realz people!
So wait, wuuuuut? That’s fantastic! I totally must’ve missed it. And please tell me you shop at the White Elephant Sale (Jan-Feb)? I volunteer there - some crazy stuff there.
@looneybyron I heard the band members of Oat Milk all cannibalized one another until the last one standing consumed themself like a snake eating its tail.
@Alice@ThaMunsta :D My next guess was Satan worship, based on the goal, (hell)fire, and what might be a church. That was at least close to the mark! lol
@Robotron It seriously just says oat milk. I love oat milk. The best is when people are like “is oat milk a band name?” No, it’s literally just a plant-based milk.
@mentallyalex Do you want one? I will send one to you so we can be oat milk twinz? DM me with your size and address if you want to make both of our dreams come true.
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