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MasterMischief

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Your friendly, neighborhood llama.

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flexghost, to random
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My name is Flexghost

I like peanut butter, bananas and Nutella on toast

This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella thread

Also, happy

1/

The human version of Garfield getting attached to a tiny playful redhead kitten

MasterMischief,
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@flexghost The amount of joy this brings to people. More of this please.

GottaLaff, to random
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GOOD.

WaPo- parents are suing gunmaker, Meta and ‘Call of Duty’ manufacturer

MasterMischief,
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@GottaLaff People realize Europe has the same 'violent video games' we do, right? It's the guns.

It's. The. Guns.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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‘He’s Coming for Them’: James Comey Warns Trump Will ‘Corrupt’ Federal Law Enforcement if Reelected https://www.mediaite.com/tv/hes-coming-for-them-james-comey-warns-trump-will-corrupt-federal-law-enforcement-if-reelected/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper What?! You're kidding! I am totally surprised¹.

¹Not a single person is the least bit surprised.

Lizette603_23, to random
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It occurs to me that the entire GOP now rightfully (little irony there) owns the term "douche nozzle"

MasterMischief,
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@Lizette603_23 I am male, so I may be in error here. However, it seems to me Republicans utter terror at female anatomy makes them ill suited to be douche nozzles. Also, and correct me here too if I am wrong, but a douche nozzle serves a useful purpose.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It’s my birthday!

Gimme boosts?

MasterMischief,
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@Mrfunkedude Merry Birthday!

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Marco Rubio Melts Down As His Election Lies Get Debunked On Meet The Press https://www.politicususa.com/2024/05/19/marco-rubio-melts-down-as-his-election-lies-get-debunked-on-meet-the-press.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper Wow! Marco Rubio has gone right off the deep end.

GottaLaff, to random
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Man convicted of attacking ex-Speaker Nancy ’s husband with a hammer sentenced to 30 years https://apnews.com/article/b41b6c776fb27f62913e3754afa1ceac

MasterMischief,
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@GottaLaff If they were in Texas, Greg Abbott would pardon him.

TexasObserver, (edited ) to news
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“The Board and the Governor have put their politics over justice and made a mockery of our legal system.”

Yesterday, Governor Greg Abbott issued a full pardon for Daniel Perry, who killed Garrett Foster, a protester at a Black Lives Matter march in 2020. Special Investigative Correspondent @stevanzetti explains all the context the governor ignored: https://www.texasobserver.org/abbott-pardon-daniel-perry-garrett-foster/

#news #politics #USpol #GregAbbott #BlackLivesMatter #protest #GunViolence #Texas

MasterMischief,
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@richard_merren @TexasObserver @stevanzetti The "Law and Order" party. The party that "believes in the sanctity of life". The party who opposed violent protests.

Yeah, they were never serious.

GottaLaff, to random
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Worth emphasizing this, because most news outlets did not:

“Rep. Matt (R-Fla.) on Thursday ominously invoked Donald ’s call to far-right violent extremists while joining the former president at his criminal trial in New York.

“Standing back and standing by, Mr. President,” Gaetz wrote on social media, along with a photo of himself positioned behind Trump at his trial.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-gaetz-stand-back-stand-by-proud-boys_n_66462d52e4b0dd63cd2ba653 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/stand-back-stand-matt-gaetz-174110101.html

MasterMischief,
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@GottaLaff It's a frightening development given Greg Abbott just pardoned a convicted murderer because he murdered someone Greg didn't agree with.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Greg Abbott Pardons Man Found Guilty Of Killing BLM Protester https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/greg-abbott-pardons-man-found-guilty?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper Law and Order!
No! Not like that!

flexghost, to random
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Meet Colin Allred

Father
Titans Linebacker
Representative for Texas’ 32nd district
Obama admin lawyer

He’s running against Ted Cruz for the Senate

…and he just dropped a BANGER of an ad

You can donate to Colin here: https://colinallred.com/

Meet Colin Allred standing there being all goody two shoes / paladin class

MasterMischief,
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@flexghost Colin doesn't stand a chance against this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8

realTuckFrumper, to random
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IRS Finds Trump Used Dubious Accounting Maneuver to Claim Improper Tax Breaks https://truthout.org/articles/irs-finds-trump-used-dubious-accounting-maneuver-to-claim-improper-tax-breaks/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper No wonder Republicans wanted to defund the police that hold the wealthy accountable.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Kellyanne Conway Says Kamala Harris ‘Wants to Talk to Everybody from the Waist Down’ https://www.mediaite.com/tv/kellyanne-conway-says-kamala-harris-wants-to-talk-to-everybody-from-the-waist-down/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper It's almost like FoxNews thinks their viewers failed 5th grade biology.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Ramaswamy Hails Ann Coulter for Telling Him ‘Flat-Out to My Face’ She Wouldn’t Vote for Him Because He’s ‘An Indian’ https://www.mediaite.com/politics/ramaswamy-hails-ann-coulter-for-telling-him-flat-out-to-my-face-she-wouldnt-vote-for-him-because-hes-an-indian/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper If you didn't know, you weren't paying attention.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Police shoot and kill Black US airman in Florida home https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/08/florida-police-kill-us-airman?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper Yeah, but kneeling during the national anthem is really the problem.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Jim Jordan again pushes DOJ to charge 'liar' Michael Cohen over Trump prosecution https://www.rawstory.com/jim-jordan-and-michael-cohen/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper Trump's Renfield.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Via Gavin Newsom:

What Donald Trump’s version of “quite well” means (Image below.):

Biden-Harris HQ:

Embedded video:

: They tried to cancel Roe v. Wade for many years. We did it. It’s working out quite well, actually

MasterMischief,
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@GottaLaff Make no mistake; this is not a problem for Republicans. They WANT this.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Ted Cruz Explains Why MTG is 'Really Unhelpful to the Country' https://hillreporter.com/ted-cruz-explains-why-mtg-is-really-unhelpful-to-the-country?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper This guy? This guy is telling us how unhelpful someone is? The guy who uses a gun to cook his bacon? He has something to say about unhelpfulness?

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Trump Demands An End To Early Voting https://crooksandliars.com/2024/04/trump-demands-terminating-early-voting?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper He literally committed voter fraud and continues to try and make it harder for others to vote.

heidilifeldman, (edited ) to random
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Am lamenting anew the refusal by Biden to support Supreme Court reform when Democrats controlled the House and Senate and could have expanded the Court, neutralizing the power of demonstrably corrupt Justice Thomas and the justices appointed after Mitch McConnell illegitimately refused to advance Obama’s nominee to the seat that went eventually to Gorsuch. Elected Democrats must take foundational measures if we are to preserve any sort of meaningful democracy in America. 1/

MasterMischief,
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@heidilifeldman All we heard back then was it was time for bipartisanship. And like Charlie Brown, Democrats fell for it.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Joe Biden's Chances of Beating Donald Trump in Critical Swing States: Polls https://www.newsweek.com/joe-bidens-chances-beating-donald-trump-critical-swing-states-polls-1892484?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper How is it this close? His presidency nearly ended this country. His policies caused countless preventable deaths. He has been indicated for multiple crimes. And people will still vote for him. Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

GottaLaff, to Ukraine
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Republicans in disarray

“A defiant House , facing growing threats to his speakership, said Tuesday he is not resigning and dismissed threats to his gavel as “absurd” after a second Republican member of Congress threatened to oust Johnson for his handling of legislation to send foreign aid to and .”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/16/politics/mike-johnson-foreign-aid-plan-republican-reaction?cid=ios_app

MasterMischief,
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@GottaLaff The year of five emperors. 😂

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Republican Congressman Begs Manhattan Jurors To Acquit Trump https://crooksandliars.com/2024/04/republican-congressman-begs-manhattan?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper This seems like it should be illegal.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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NPR CEO’s Ludicrous, Far-Left Tweets Confirm Bias at Taxpayer-Funded Organization https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/npr-ceos-ludicrous-far-left-tweets-confirm-bias-at-taxpayer-funded-organization/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper Anything left of hunting the homeless for sport is 'far left'.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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'Whoever hurts us, we hurt him,' says Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAznJbRHVcU&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

MasterMischief,
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@realTuckFrumper Does he consider that those he hurts feel the same way?

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