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Mayor_of_Smartarse

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Mayor_of_Smartarse, to random
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Some shots around Elora, Ontario.

Looking downriver to the falls.
The Grand River in Elora, Ontario.
The Grand River.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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And the coup de grace...

GottaLaff, to random
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I parked near some asshole who had a big Trump bumpersticker, and a smaller one that read: "Trump was right about everything."

It took every ounce of self-restraint to not deface it.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@GottaLaff You need some tiny mushroom stickers for surreptitious attachment...

petergleick, to random
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I wouldn't have eaten them anyway because I've sworn off dinosaur.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@petergleick Bits of the giant meteorite?

GottaLaff, to random
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Sen. Whitehouse rocks. He's relentless, which is how more MOC should be.

Via Sheldon Whitehouse:

Today, Sen Booker, Sen Blumenthal, Sen AlexPadilla and I introduced the Biennial Appointments and Term Limits Act to establish 18-year term limits and regularized appointments for justices.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@sully1503 @GottaLaff Does the US have a mandatory retirement age? 2 terms(8 y) for house and senate, done at 65; 3 terms (12 y) for SCROTUS, done at 70.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@sully1503 @GottaLaff So, like here then, 😂

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I gave up over 20 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Snoop Dogg.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@lowqualityfacts @lowqualityweed

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Via Steve Herman: 1/...

“Unfortunately, it has become clear to me and my team that the time has come to suspend our campaign.” — GOP presidential candidate Will Hurd

More via CSPAN: He endorsed Nikki Haley who he said “has shown a willingness to articulate a different vision for the country than Donald Trump & has an unmatched grasp on the complexities of our foreign policy."

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@GottaLaff Hurdling toward the abyss I tell you, with puns like that.

ifixcoinops, to random
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Resident Evil 5 Remake Rumours, huh?

Cannae really decide if that's a "Aye fair do's, try that again and maybe less racist and crap this time" or a "Look do we REALLY have to acknowledge the number 5" situation

It took Capcom most of the 90's to discover the number 3, we can just say Resident Evil goes 1, 2, 4, 7, Capcom can have a little numberwang as a treat

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@ifixcoinops Numberwang!

gbhnews, (edited ) to boston
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🌞 Good morning! This is GBH News bringing you the world from . It's 64F at Logan Airport and visibility is 6 mi.

Centuries after they were dug up by settlers, a new law has remains being reburied in .

The U.S. military is asking for the public's help in locating an F-35 fighter jet that went missing over South Carolina.

A WWI-era plane crashed outside of a military history museum in Stow, MA. Pilot was unhurt.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@gbhnews Has anyone worked out how many times you'd have to stream an album for the artist(s) to make the same as if you bought their cd off of their web site? Hundreds? Thousands?

gregeganSF, to random
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I'd be lost without computer algebra systems, but the fact that I can often solve equations they can't just because I know what the equations mean drives home just how far these programs remain from being able to solve every problem that (in some sense) “ought” to be easy.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@gregeganSF You know this is right? 🤣

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

  1. Boost posts to let that user know you are hungry and would like for them to make you a grilled cheese.

  2. Do not follow anyone named Kevin. Kevins are shunned here.

  3. Tell us about yourself! Write your height, weight, and combat experience in your bio so others have at least a vague idea of how they would fare against you in the octagon.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@lowqualityfacts

RL_Dane, to random
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(External) Poll: Has youtube blocked your adblocker?

https://strawpoll.com/xVg7j6EdGnr

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@RL_Dane No, but the effing poll site does...

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@RL_Dane Yes, not savouring the irony.

notjustbikes, to random
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This is a very accurate simulator of Germany. 🇩🇪

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@notjustbikes

gregeganSF, to random
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Proof-reading a PDF galley of an upcoming story with numbered lines, and the MacOS Preview app keeps hallucinating phone numbers in the margins that it offers to call. Data detectors can be handy, but there should be a “Calm down, nothing to see here” mode.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@gregeganSF And an ignore footnotes number option..

gbhnews, to fediverse
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🌞 Good morning ! This is GBH News bringing you the world from . It's 66F at Logan Airport and visibility is 1.25 miles.

The 's Red Line has the most extreme slowdowns in the system -- and the agency announces it will shut branches altogether for repair in October.

Former President posed for a mug shot in Georgia yesterday, as he was booked on charges of interfering with the 2020 election. He posted the photo on Twitter shortly afterwards.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@gbhnews I was going to maje a snide comment about having a mug shot taken, not posing for one, and then I realized, yeah, he went full droog.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Anna Bower:

’s decision not to fund legal fees of Cty co-defendants may be consequential

RICO trials extraordinarily expensive..Some defendants have deep pockets, can afford it. Those who can’t may feel compelled to coop'ate or plea

Some started fundraisers.

That may work for high-profiles like Ellis but it’s been less successful for little known defendants.

Cathy Latham, indicted for her role as fake elector, Coffee County breach, only raised $3,545 out of $500K goal

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@GottaLaff Because there is no defense for a traitor?

CultureDesk, (edited ) to food
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Tipping culture in North America is getting more complex — you're asked to tip in new situations, give a higher percentage, and use new technologies too. @TheConversationUS is sharing this guide to etiquette. What are your feelings on tipping these days?

https://flip.it/Ef7anp

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@CultureDesk @TheConversationUS If tipping starts to become commonplace, then so should standards of service. Any server expecting 20% had better be exemplary.

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Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@KitMuse @ewdocparris @bookstodon Please feel free to add anyone not on the list 😁

Mayor_of_Smartarse, to random
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@GottaLaff Only the best people are born in August, happy birthday!

popsci, to random

The 2024 Sierra 2500 HD can tow up to 22,500 pounds, an increase of 4,000 pounds over the previous year. https://t.co/pcjdfXpn1C

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@popsci Does generous motors not have it's own ad campaign?

popsci, to random

Ending your subscription is fast and easy. https://t.co/xJaSycHa6P

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@popsci Don't keep payment information in your account, Prime will never get billed.

popsci, to random

RT @popsci: BREAKING: Iowa educators are turning to ChatGPT to help decide which titles should be removed from their school library shelves. https://t.co/xpV4kmgolZ

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@popsci The author of every book banned in this fashion can probably sue for copyright infringement...

GottaLaff, to random
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Here’s what JASON
@JasonKl, who I see has a locked account now, replied to me overnight after seeing my post of a screenshot of the front page from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution of the (https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/110893923217743121):

@GottaLaff all innocent 😆 🤣 😂 you need a fucking life! TRUMP 2024 FOR YOUR SCRAPBOOK DUMBASS!

Well, “JASON,” you’re my 1st of the day! Congrats! Know what means? “Reported and blocked.”

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@GottaLaff So is locking self-inflicted or done by admins?

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