MissingThePt

Pwnallthethings, 1 year ago to random

Disney sending the lawyers down to the mouse vault to use their tiny hammer to break the "find out" glass and go for the governor lololol, extremely here for this

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

The problem with grocery home delivery services is that people become even more disconnected from the original source of their food — grocery stores.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Is being on mastodon.social becoming the equivalent of having a blue check mark on Twitter? Tonight at 11.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

DID YOU KNOW? The most junior U.S. Supreme Court Justice serves on the cafeteria committee, takes the notes and answers the door when the Justices meet in private conference, and gets first dibs on shady real estate deals and all-expense paid luxury vacations with those with interests before the Court.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

If life gives you Don Lemon, make Lemon unpaid.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to fediverse

#PRO #TIP: #If #you #want #full #text #search #on #Mastodon, #just #put #a #hashtag #in #front #of #each #word #in #your #post.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Get someone to look at you the way vested interests look at property for sale by Supreme Court Justices.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

My Bed Bath & Beyond coupons were my retirement plan, what now?

atomicpoet, 1 year ago to random

The Mastodon centralists are coming out of the woodwork today with, “But it makes onboarding easier!”

So what?

The goal here isn’t to grow for the purpose of growth. Growth, in and of itself, is meaningless.

The goal is to decentralize social media.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

BREAKING: The FAA grounds SpaceX Starship program, and takes away the program’s social media and video game privileges.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

George Santos announces he will replace Tucker Carlson in Fox News prime time slot.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Breaking: Tucker Carlson to learn to code.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Breaking: Elon Musk seeks to sell one "Golden Ticket Blue Checkmark," giving the holder the absolute right to do anything they want with Twitter, for a single one-time payment of $44 billion.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson leaving Fox News, moving to more-reputable Daily Stormer.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

“I’m speechless!” he exclaimed, proving himself a liar.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

If not Musk’s Neuralink, which billionaire WOULD you want implanting a chip in your brain?

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Bed Bath & The Great Beyond

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Following in the footsteps of his forebears, King Charles announces that promptly after his coronation on May 6 he will lead an invasion of France.
#CoronationDay

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

#SilentSunday

Mime doing glass wall bit, then passing jogger slams into it.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

In solidarity with Twitter users blocking en masse accounts with blue check marks, I’m doing the same thing here on Mastodon. #BlockTheBlue

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

In honor of Earth Day, today I will be posting only 100%-recycled toots.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Twitter Blue launches “Save The Billionaire” campaign featuring Sally Struthers, with tagline “All it takes is $8 per month.”

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Every new Mastodon account should automatically follow @MissingThePt so that new users are incentivized to quickly learn their app’s mute and block features.
#FollowFriday

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Martin Prince talking to Bart Simpson: “That’s me. I’m just as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps.”

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Twitter marketing team: “Wow, your mentions are blowing up!”

SpaceX marketing team:

Twitter marketing team: