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MostlyHarmless

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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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Just made my last car payment. I mean, I still owe a lot, but I’m just not paying anymore.

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Once I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the “math” part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.

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It says something about the society in which you live when pizza arrives at your house before the cops and paramedics do.

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I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.

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I just blew all my party money on bills again.

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If by “Hold” you mean take a moment to reflect on your poor customer service and how I should take my business elsewhere? Then yes, I’ll hold.

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I too have decided to veto all bills that come across my desk.

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Turns out if you fake your death every Monday work eventually catches on.

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I’ve been putting a lot of thought into it and I think being an adult is just not going to work out for me.

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The cops and soldiers wearing the Punisher logo are exactly the people the Punisher would hunt.

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Why is my Cineplex gift card printed on plastic while my birth certificate is printed on the flimsiest piece of paper I've ever handled?

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Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges.

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It didn't begin with AI or neural implants.

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