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PandaChronicle

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Artist, illustrator, lover of all things panda. Finding my inner Panda on Substack & Panda Satire on https://yourbrainonpandas.com
looking forward to finding community old and new
#TwitterExodus
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#PacificNorthWest
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Represented by Karly Dixon and Gordon Warnock at Fuse Literary. Paintings represented by Rob Schouten Gallery Whidbey Island, and Fountainhead Gallery Seattle WA

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GottaLaff, to random
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To those who think I don't know I am posting publicly to Ali Velshi and Wiley... I know I'm posting publicly.

I want eyes on this.

I DM when I need to say something not for everyone's eyes.

This story is for everyone's eyes. The more the better.

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff
Yes, it was obvious to me if he wanted to keep this private, he wouldn’t have posted in public forum.
It is one of probably hundreds if not thousands of stories about tfg’s horrible assaults on people.
i hope shining a light on it makes even one person reconsider supporting him.
Sending caring and support to Wiley.
@Wileymiller

Wileymiller, to random
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@GottaLaff
A story about my mom and Trump.

My mom was an executive assistant for two Jewish brothers who ran a construction company in the '80s. They were in competition with Trump on some real estate deal and lost out to him. For some reason they had to make a pilgrimage to Trump Tower to go on bended knee. When one of the brothers introduced mom, Trump his usual graceful manner said, “Which one of these two Jews did you have fuck to get your job?”.

PandaChronicle,
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@Wileymiller

I’m so sorry this happened to your mom. TFG is evil incarnate. I can’t believe there are people at ALL that still support him, let alone any women.
And yet there are.
Will one more revelation make a difference? I don’t know. Whatever you decide, I support you.

GottaLaff, to random
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Because you replied YES, the dopey gif begins ... now!

🇨🇦

We move on May 26th...

Hopefully I'll remember to post one of these at the end of each day. Upbeat messages are always the best way to say good night.

video/mp4

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff @nonproductive 🎉HUZZAH🎉

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW THREAD 🧵 STARTS HERE. 1/...

Klasfeld:

Trump is back at the defense table, and we're waiting for the judge to return to the bench.

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@GottaLaff
Thanks for another week of organizing and sharing posts from the hellsite! I’m sure there will be nothing breaking this weekend! Friends of mine are in the process of moving from here to England and watching the process is exhausting!

Hope you get a peaceful weekend, some offers on the house and fun times with Mr Laffy and Hammy. Boops to all!

Edit: corrected “eeek” to “week” but maybe I was right the first time 🤣🤣🤣

lolgop, to random
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THIS IS HOW TRUMP WOULD BAN ABORTION NATIONALLY

He doesn’t need a new law. He just needs the power.

Find out what you need to know and do about democracy every day at www.erlywrm.com

https://i-know-how-much-you-care.ghost.io/how-trump-would-ban-abortion/

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@lolgop
People need to understand that this issue affects EVERYONE WHO NEEDS HEALTHCARE., not just people who can get pregnant. It will create medical deserts, increased costs for EVERYONE.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW THREAD 🧵 1/...

Inner City Press (aka Press):

Justice Merchan: I've signed the order to show cause. Now, the texts?
Prosecutor: We are introducing them as business records. It was part of the regular business of AMI. These are discussions between co-conspirator Dylan Howard and Ms. Rodriguez

Klasfeld:

Trump is back in the courtroom, appearing to sharply exhale when he reached the defense table before sitting down.

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff
WOMP WOMP
SAD!

gbhnews, to random
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what do you all think about the state of news visibility here on mastodon?

https://mastodon.social/@MediaOnMastodon@toot.io/112316173190323025

PandaChronicle,
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@gbhnews
I think it’s getting better all the time. I don’t mind links that send me elsewhere as long as there is enough in the snippet to give me a good idea of what the article is about. Being directed to paywalled articles w/o a gift link annoys me.
I hate click bait and being directed to sites that have so many pop-up ads you can’t read the article.

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@gbhnews
GBH has always been one of my faves here and on radio because CAR TALK!!! god, I miss those guys.

PandaChronicle,
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@gbhnews
oops! I like you guys anyway! 🤣🙃Click and Clack were a religion here. 😢

PandaChronicle, to random
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Here we are with the next installment of Pandarella. The suspense builds! the tension mounts! Bikkie looks happy, so you know things are about to go to cwap!

https://www.yourbrainonpandas.com/the-plot-thickens-or-something/

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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Today is an important anniversary.

73 years ago, on April 23, 1951, in Farmville, VA, Barbara Johns led a walkout of her segregated high school to protest the unfair and deplorable conditions of her school.

What?! You don’t know who Barbara Johns was?

She led her walkout more than 4 years before Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a bus, and before MLK, Jr. embraced nonviolence as the way to equality.

1/

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@Teri_Kanefield
Thank you for writing this book. I read it a couple years ago (was happy my library had it). So much history of our country has been ignored. It makes me angry that certain states and counties would suppress such books.

GottaLaff, to Canada
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So we just made our usual reservations for our next trip up to BC, , but something was different this time.

We didn't have to make them for a return trip to California.

Shit's getting real. 🇨🇦

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff 🎉💥👀 Probably be easier to look for houses to buy when you’re there!
So exciting!

GottaLaff, to random
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The Supreme Court appeared ready to let cities crack down on homeless camps, with conservative justices questioning lower-court rulings against anticamping laws - WSJ

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff
🤬

GottaLaff, to legal
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Mr. Blowdryer cooperated. I'm back, catching up now.

NEW THREAD🧵 1/...

Klasfeld:

We're back.

Prosecution: "The People call David Pecker."

Pecker, 72, provides some biographical information. He's married, and he now does consulting work.

After seeing that Jurors do not currently have notepads, the judge asks those who want them to raise their hands.

Their hands immediately shoot up — a studious bunch.

They are provided with them.

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff
you are! Following and not commenting. thanks again for all your work in transcribing what’s going on from all the sources.

@MichelleRNCHPN

law_geek, to random
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"I brought a live mouse in & mum took me outside with it in my mouth & made me drop it. The horror! The indignity!"

PandaChronicle,
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@law_geek
So! Un! Fair!!!

GottaLaff, to random
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Should I be posting dopey countdown posts to my move to BC?

Your choice.

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@Snowshadow @GottaLaff
Yes on both counts!!! At the very least it will keep us from continually asking “WHEN is it you said you were moving?” ad infinitum
🙄🤨🤣🤣🤣

PandaChronicle,
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@Snowshadow @GottaLaff
🤣🤣🤣

lauren, to random
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I'd be perfectly willing to trade my knowledge of the PASCAL programming language for the ability to draw cartoons.

PandaChronicle,
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@lauren
I have no idea what PASCAL programming is, but can confirm drawing cartoons is really cool.

PandaChronicle, to random
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I'm really surprised no one is making the joke (or maybe I missed it.):
The name of the game is Bond.
James' Bond.

I'll see myself out now.

PandaChronicle,
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@thepoliticalcat
I did miss it!

PandaChronicle,
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@Snowshadow
I was making a joke about Letitia James declining to accept trump's bond. Bad joke.

PandaChronicle,
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@thepoliticalcat
Never too soon.

GottaLaff, to random
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It took ALL day, but we got our Internet back. Frontier had to do a factory reset. Hallelujah!!!

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@GottaLaff
Huzzah! I'm glad you got your internet back. what a pain in the behind it must have been.
I'm sure there will be no news this weekend.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵STARTS HERE
I CANNOT READ REPLIES. "NFL" (NotForLaffy) appreciated

1/...McBrien:

At 2:35 p.m. we have audio again, but still no video, and we hear Merchan say "Thank you, please be seated."

Merchan welcomes the jurors and starts by apologizing for how chilly it is in the courtroom.

Video is back on, and both sides are seated in the same seats as this morning

Merchan proceeds to read the boilerplate instructions for voir dire. Reminder: 30 mins per side

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff @MichelleRNCHPN
Thank you Laffy! great job as usual.

Tengrain, to random
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Bill Barr Blows, Part Infinity https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/18/bill-barr-blows-part-infinity-15/

PandaChronicle,
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@Tengrain
It is maddening and terrifying that so called “old school” Rs would support someone who has said he plans to be a dictator, has a rapidly slipping grasp on reality, & expressed violent, vengeful oaths towards those who oppose him. Barr, McConnell, Johnson, et al support this lawless madman. They all deserve to burn in Hell for eternity.

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