QueenOfCoffee

QueenOfCoffee, 10 hours ago to random

Udon soup with mushrooms, chicken, and spinach.

QueenOfCoffee, 5 days ago to random

I'm at a minor league game that just went into extra innings.

13: ugh, hurry up and finish. I'm tired
Me under my breath that's what she said

QueenOfCoffee, 5 days ago to random

One of my kids is kicking my other kids. This is a teaching moment.

Me: make sure you yell ROADHOUSE when you kick them

QueenOfCoffee, 7 days ago to random

I just read an article about what to give for a 15th anniversary gift. Apparently, it's crystal... Also they had a section for modern gifts and this was in it. I'm not sure how a fucking sun dial is "modern" Also, what does giving someone a sundial say about your relationship? You're too dumb for a watch. Glad I married you. @HCBunny I think the case of reese's and ear cleaning device might be winners.

QueenOfCoffee, 7 days ago to random

Status: the kind of exhaustion where you actually feel hung over

QueenOfCoffee, 9 days ago to random

I'm making meatloaf. This has turned my younger two into aspiring attorneys.

QueenOfCoffee, 9 days ago to random

Getting old really fucks with the ads and spam emails you get. I used to get Nigerian princes who needed my checking account, sex toys, and weird chain letters. Now it's just reverse mortgages and ads from Wayfair telling me I need a weathervane.

QueenOfCoffee, 16 days ago to random

I will totally use a vegetable peeler to shave oyster mushrooms to look like noodles, and feed them to my kids who literally had no idea. 11 and 7 ate them with spaghetti sauce and just thought they were wide noodles.

QueenOfCoffee, 16 days ago to random

Random stir fry with carrots, onion, green beans, eggplant, and oyster mushroom (that's the noodles looking things) on top of 7 grain rice

QueenOfCoffee, 16 days ago to random

7 is home sick and watching the star wars trilogy for the first time. He just came up to explain the plot of Empire Strikes Back to me and it was just every thing.

He's just told me:

Darth Vader is really dead or just a brain with a cyborg body. AND Luke's father is dead. And he said LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER. But he can't be Luke's father cause in the last movie his father was dead.

I may or may not explain this to him.

QueenOfCoffee, 16 days ago to random

7 is now on Return of the Jedi and is downstairs screaming because he just saw his first ewok and “they are soooo adorable" 🤣

QueenOfCoffee, 18 days ago to random

Two of my boys have gone to friend's houses. The third is about to leave. Really thinking about calling one of hub's buddies so he can go to their house on a play date too, and I can have the house to myself.

QueenOfCoffee, 19 days ago to random

If you really think about it... Doesn't it seem kinda bat shit crazy that we have trucks driving through suburban US neighborhoods for the sole purpose of selling soft serve and ice cream novelties to wee people with little disposable income? I mean, this just sounds like an awful enterprise. How do you pitch this business plan?

QueenOfCoffee, 20 days ago to random

Grilled, marinated skirt steak resting on a grey cutting board. It's about to be fajita time.

QueenOfCoffee, 23 days ago to random

I'm sick today and couldn't decide between chicken noodle soup or curry for lunch so made some unholy amalgamation of the two and it's just everything right now. It's spicy, gingery, chicken-y, coconut-y. All I know is I'm breathing through my nose right now and managed to use up some more of the massive amount of Thai chilis in my fridge.

QueenOfCoffee, 26 days ago to random

My lactose intolerant husband just ate this. RIP.

QueenOfCoffee, 26 days ago to random

I need to find the time to grocery shop at some point today. Or dinner tonight will be like an episode of Chopped.

You've got a can of spam, imitation crab sticks, some suffering-lookin apples, and some green onion. Go.

QueenOfCoffee, 1 month ago to random

Missed connection.

It was 11:40pm at the Wawa. I was in pink pajama pants and a ratty t-shirt that read 2001 Bowlaganza getting a gallon of milk and a chai tea smoothie. You were in your car burning a roach whilst eating ice cream. Our eyes met for only seconds, but I could tell we both had ceased to give any fucks.

QueenOfCoffee, 1 month ago to random

I just got an email to attend an "all hands important company meeting" in 2 hours. Wondering if we are getting the boot.

QueenOfCoffee, 1 month ago to random

7: I heard there is a new cereal
Hubs: oh? What's it called
7: Daddy-o's
Hubs: What's it taste like?
7: I don't know but it's high fat pointed look at hubs

This kid is damn brutal.

QueenOfCoffee, 1 month ago to random

I keep telling myself to eat more fruit and veggies, but today I had a mini epiphany. Coffee is totally is a fruit. So, yeah I'm healthy.

QueenOfCoffee, 1 month ago to random

7 just found "a really old quarter" and wanted to know if it was the kind with silver in it. It's from 1979...

QueenOfCoffee, 1 month ago to random

I'm a professional.

QueenOfCoffee, 1 month ago to random

Was gonna save this for #therapodthursday but I don't feel like waiting.

QueenOfCoffee, 1 month ago to random

It's done.