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SynAck

@SynAck@corteximplant.com

Currently unemployed software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet.

Other interests include everything #technology, #martialarts, #formula1, #books, #movies, #music, #grafitti, #streetart, #gigposters, #GraphicNovels, #boardgames, #cyberpunk, and witty repartee.

Akkoma: @SynAck
Iceshrimp: @SynAck
Totentanz: Syn-Ack
Bookwyrm: @SynAck
Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org

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kaiserkiwi, to random
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I still think Mastodon should have stories. I know this is an unpopular opinion here, but sometimes I wish to share something fleeting.

SynAck,
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@kaiserkiwi Pardon my ignorance here, but I've never messed with anything like stories. I always either immediately turned them off on other platforms or never used them in the first place.

What would stories add to mastodon that uploading video into a threaded toot doesn't allow? I'm curious to know what I might have been missing out on.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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I'm looking forward to try these.

So many people say Buldak stuff is extremely hot but I was a bit disappointed from the sauce itself. Some people said the Ramen are much hotter.

Wish me luck. 😁

SynAck,
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@kaiserkiwi Well, as a connoisseur of spicy ramen in general and Buldak in particular, I can honestly say that the 2X Spicy ones are at my limit of what is tolerable. Having other foods like rice or stir fry along with it helps to make it more tolerable, but just eating the noodles by themselves (at least in a pre-packaged bowl container) was a contradiction of "I love this!" and "I don't think I want to do this regularly!" feelings. :kekw:​

I think you'll enjoy these. I know that I, for one, was breathing black fire just like that hellspawn chicken mascot on the package. :blob_sweat:​

SynAck,
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@kaiserkiwi All I know is that the one that had "2X Spicy" on it made me cry tears of hot lava. The black is pretty dang spicy also. I've had both. IIRC, the black is more kind of a "fried ramen" kind of thing whereas the red is more of your standard ramen.

But I mean both of them are pretty dang spicy. You should make the decision as to which one of them is the spiciest for yourself. Don't just take my word for it. :holdthepain:​

SynAck,
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@chaotin @kaiserkiwi Now that we're talking about it, I can't honestly remember if the "black" or "red" packaging had anything to do with it. All I know is that both of them were super spicy, but that whichever one had "2X" on it made my mouth burn with the fire of a thousand suns.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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:blank: :hacktheplanet_1:​:hacktheplanet_2:​:hacktheplanet_3:​:hacktheplanet_4:​
:kiwibird:

SynAck,
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@kaiserkiwi That's one talented kiwi if it could far that! That would definitely be worth 15 minutes of fame and glory, maybe even 30! :kekw:​ :bec_wink:​

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    SynAck,
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    @revengeday I never knew about that doxxing and ddos bit, that's pretty par for the course these days. :moodface:​

    Really kind of takes me back to the "flame wars" days on Usenet and BBSes. It's just that the 'net was too new for DDOSes at that point (besides, nobody wanted to take down an instance just to prove a point, because it would cut them off too).

    revengeday, to random
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    Time to sleep, but the party on :corteximplant: will not end (never :neocat_floof_devil:​).

    SynAck,
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    @revengeday ain't no party like a :corteximplant: party cuz a :corteximplant_b: party don't stop!

    marta, to random
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    Ramsi pamsi quote of the day:
    German grandma voice "Stupid cyberpunks stole my internet eughhh"

    @revengeday

    SynAck,
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    @marta @revengeday

    "nah, Grandma - we didn't steal your internet. We made it BETTER!"

    revengeday, to random
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    :corteximplant: is your community, not mine :cyberheart_cyan:​

    SynAck,
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    @revengeday I'd say it's "ours". :bec_wink:

    revengeday, to random
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    Folks, I need your help, quickly! @JoMendacium mentioned cleaning up "the cable box." You know what kind of box that is, everyone has one! I need quick excuses why it doesn't need to be done now - hurry!

    SynAck,
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    @revengeday @JoMendacium Because we all know that the instant one cable is either wound up or discarded, another cable of the same type dies and needs to be replaced. All cables are linked with each other at the quantum level in perfect balance.

    Hence, an unwound cable just shoved in a box is essentially a Schrödinger's cable. Is it useful or is it trash? The only way to know is to throw it out, but can you really take the risk of being wrong?

    Best to just leave those bad boys where they lie and shove the box further back into the closet, just to be sure.

    :thinkaboutit:​ :smart:​

    SynAck, to random
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    Happy 2nd Birthday :corteximplant: !!! 🥳🎉 It's been a great 2 years, although I've only been here for 1 and a half of them. :holdthepain:

    I'm really happy and proud to be part of the community that has grown here, and I echo all the sentiments that @lucy posted earlier. I have never had a social media experience like the one I found here, and within 2 days of joining :corteximplant_b: I knew I had made a good decision for my "home" instance!

    For those of you young'uns out there, this place is a lot like what things felt like back in the early days of the 'net and combined with all the other OTS stuff in the "family" has given me back an excitment that I lost so many long years ago. It's good to be here, with good folks, with lots of diverse interests but also lots of shared passion from all over the world.

    I'm glad to be a part of it, and I'm so glad that everyone on decided to be a part of it too!

    And much thanks to @revengeday for opening up his hobby project to us and giving all of us nomads a base camp to call home. You're a true street samurai, choom! :samurai: :silverhand:

    revengeday, to random
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    Terminator, but the story is that he wants a :durstloescher:​ and that's why he traveled from the future to the past.

    SynAck,
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    @revengeday "I'll be back....for all your :durstloescher_mystery: ."

    Fun fact, that's also why the Predator came here and how Ahhhhhhnold knew how to fight it: "If it bleeds :durstloescher: , we can kill it."

    revengeday, to random
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    📻 And here we are again on Radio Nonsense with the worst hits from the 80s, 90s, and the worst of today! Our next hit is called, "Damn, I'm so freaking tired and need 1000 liters of coffee." 🎶

    SynAck,
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    @revengeday "And now, a word from our sponsor: Bounty, the Quicker Picker-Upper!"

    SynAck, to random
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    🎵 dah-dah-dun-dun-dun...another one bites the dust! dah-dah-dun-dun-dun...hey, gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust! 🎶

    Hope all y'all Terraform users out there got some deep pockets, cuz that choice might start to cost you soon...

    https://www.sdxcentral.com/articles/news/ibm-acquires-hashicorp-for-6-4b-open-source-terraform-questions-remain/2024/04/

    SynAck,
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    So this means that when the deal is done, IBM will own Ansible, Terraform, Vagrant, and Vault. They've basically just acquired a complete DevOps stack which (I think) is all the industry standard stuff. Kinda makes me feel queasy for some reason...

    And all it's going to take is one money-hungry exec or product manager to make that open-source software that everybody uses not be so open anymore....

    0x0, to random
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    I LOVE WHEN SOMEONE MANSPLAINS PASSWORD HASHING TO ME. YES TELL ME MORE INACCURATE GARBAGE, IT'S NOT LIKE I WROTE MULTIPLE BALLOON IMPLEMENTATIONS AND ALSO DID WORK ON RUSTCRYPTO'S ARGON2 IMPL.

    God, this is so exhausting..

    SynAck,
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    @0x0 sounds like it's time for Mutie McBlockface to make an appearance in that thread! ⛔🚫

    SynAck,
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    @kaiserkiwi @0x0 If I had even a whit of design skills, I would make you one but since I don't, I'm gonna have to leave that up to one of our more artistic chooms to satisfy that request for you! :holdthepain:

    revengeday, to random
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    Ever since I got a proper mechanical keyboard (not pre-built), I realize how bad the MacBook keyboard is. I wish there was a MacBook where I could just swap out the switches and caps :D

    SynAck,
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    @revengeday I think your only recourse is to build a cyberdeck. The pre-built tech world - especially Apple - is still in love with sleek and quiet. They don't care so much about feel. :key_cream: :key_lavender: :key_bananasplits:

    hagbard, to random
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    This must be

    https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112326402687724234

    SynAck,
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    @hagbard @jadedtwin @BustaMarx I posted this over on Totentanz just so that we can look back on this and say, "Oh, April 24, 2024 was the day it all started". :holdthepain: :facepalm:

    https://totentanz.club/t/the-robots-are-finally-comin-for-us/350

    SynAck,
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    @kaiserkiwi @hagbard @jadedtwin @BustaMarx Yup, assuming the firedogs don't get us first... :blob_sweat:

    SynAck,
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    @kaiserkiwi @hagbard @jadedtwin @BustaMarx I think it's time to either get me a Flipper Zero and learn how to use it for ECM self-defense or start working on personal EMP pulse grenades or something. The trouble is going to be how to work that EMP thing to where it only disables the hotdog and its operator's controller and not all my own personal electronics.

    Maybe some sort of focused EMP blaster gun?

    SynAck,
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    @kaiserkiwi @hagbard @jadedtwin @BustaMarx And who knows, maybe the :corteximplant: meetup doubles as a "house hunting for SynAck" trip. 🤔

    revengeday, to random
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    Fediverse. But every post is a voice message.

    SynAck,
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    @revengeday AT&T would probably sue for copyright violations of prior art. :bec_wink:

    SynAck, to random
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    I should probably be applying for some jobs, but the experience is so demoralizing. :bec_sigh:

    kaiserkiwi, to random
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    "I'll be there between 6pm and 7pm"

    Ideas only neurotypical people can have. That's a whole 60 minutes of uncertainty. 3,600 seconds, someone could ring the bell.

    If they aren't late.

    SynAck,
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    @kaiserkiwi So many businesses just moved the "supply chain shortages" excuse from the pandemic lockdowns into "business as usual". Now that it's 2-3 years on (depending on when you count the end of the lockdowns), they still haven't returned to pre-pandemic performance. They just kept using the same old excuse.

    As a consumer, it's one thing to not know when your delivery might come because the whole world is effectively shut down; it's quite another several years later when everything is "back to normal".

    It's infuriating.

    But at least you did finally get your order and it was correct! I hope that you enjoy all this cool new stuff that you've been waiting on for too long! :cyberheart_green:

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