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Vorsos

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Chaotic good. Goth adjacent. Attention surplus disorder. Antifascist.

Supporting:
LGBTQ+, renewable energy, labor rights (including sex workers), universal basic income & healthcare, indigenous land back, Palestine

Abolish:
Fascists, cops, nukes, monarchy, generative AI

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Vorsos, to random
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One of my favorite music genres seems to be a hot European vocalist who can dress up and pose in front of interchangeable guys who don't know what to do with their hands.

Battle Beast
Leaves Eyes
Sirenia

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The most effective propaganda perpetrated by the right over the past 40 years has been creating a world so mind-numbingly shitty that even progressives can't imagine a brighter future anymore

Vorsos,
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@RickiTarr Thanks! A Star Trek future may seem hopelessly naïve today, but I try to take the long view. Plant the tree seeds so two generations in the future will have shade, etc.

Vorsos,
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@RickiTarr “Like the first Vulcans, these people are struggling through a new enlightenment. And it may take decades or even centuries for them to reach it, but they will reach it. And I must help.”
– Spock

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Today's theme is Normal!

You can take this test to see how "Normal" you are, and also how radically left wing you are! LOL Please share the results if you feel like it, or do nothing at all, because it really doesn't matter!

https://www.idrlabs.com/4-axes/test.php

Vorsos,
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@RickiTarr The electoral college may deem me abnormal

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Want to feel young? Sealab 2021 was just three years ago.

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Alright I'm feeling a little spicy after all this pulp.

What is a fetish that you've always been curious about, but you feel a little shy or wary about trying out?

This is a judgement free zone, if you've come to police how people express themselves, fuck off.

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@RickiTarr @waitworry ‘Curiosity is my hobby’ feels like the same kind of loophole as wishing for more wishes, but in a good way.

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Okay, what is your most Privilege Problem Rant?

I'm gonna embarrass myself first and say mine:

I went to TJ Maxx to get some half priced Christmas candles, but their policy is they only give you 50% off if the cashier decides it looks Christmassy enough, even though everything I got rang up as December Seasonal and was in the 50% off area.

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@ccdudley85 @RickiTarr The clearance section of TJ Maxx is just TJ Maxx

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Thanksgiving is the annual tradition of accessing our parents’ TV to disable motion smoothing and Fox News

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Guys decrying gender affirming care would be unmoored if their wives stopped shaving their legs.

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When my stomach is upset, I go on the BRAT diet:

Bananas
Ripe bananas
A banana
The bananas

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This flurry of short text messages could have been a sentence.

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When you discuss Apple® on the Fediverse, be mindful that most of us are here on an unbranded Android with homemade firmware, a Gateway 2000 full of cigarette ash, or a laptop triple-booting different versions of Kodachi and whose keyboard layout is ‘mostly missing.’

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For all the concerned op-eds, not every young child is a screen addict. For instance, my neighbors are outside at midnight playing murder-shriek. I wish they were screen addicts.

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Hating pronouns is like hating the flavor of dog food: there is no reason you should have an opinion on this.

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Earth will never be accepted into the United Federation of Planets while we continue to produce scripted comedies with a laugh track.

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Charged lemonade with a Tide Pod wedge

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One of the things I love is when people refer to a character in their lives simply by a name, and then I get to guess whether they are talking about a child or a pet. This is especially fun when people name their pets people names.

Vorsos,
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@RickiTarr Don’t talk to me, my son Marmaduke, or my dog Jefferson ever again.

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Cellar door was the most beautiful phrase until 1997 when Cornershop said "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow."

Vorsos,
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@Alice You summoned?

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There are no large fries, only small potatoes.

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Imagine being told “God doesn’t make mistakes” by a guy wearing corrective lenses.

Vorsos, to mst3k
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My partner, five seconds into any #MST3K movie: "This looks terrible."

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Bronchitis? I thought we were supposed to call it brachiochitis.

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Watched DreamWorks' The Prince of Egypt (don't ask). Great art direction and smooth animation are difficult to enjoy against the whitest possible voice cast.
Here is Ralph Fiennes as the son of Pharaoh Patrick Stewart, performing in his normal Bard of Avon voice: "I am Egypt! The mo'ning and the evening stah. If I say day is night, it will be writ'n."

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Getting some mixed signals

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Happy five year anniversary to one of the greatest tweets.

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Hall of fame material right here

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