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adhdeanasl

@adhdeanasl@beige.party

He/him/dude/lil fella

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids. Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them. Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy

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DemocracySpot, to random
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@adhdeanasl

👋 A friend from down your way just texted me that there's thunder and lightning and sirens going off. Are y'all okay?

adhdeanasl,
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@DemocracySpot The nasty stuff skirted us. It’ll be rainy today with thunderstorms, but we should be safe.

adhdeanasl, to random
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Me: gotta be up at 4 AM to drive to Atlanta. Better scroll for a few hours after I lie down.

adhdeanasl,
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@mentallyalex An 11 hour day at a school. Yay!

adhdeanasl,
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@mentallyalex I feel more like a sucker.

rtpuppydog, to DoctorWho
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Deaf or fans who know sign language; how would you sign "Tardis"? Asking on behalf of an ASL study group. (boosts okay)

adhdeanasl,
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@qurlyjoe I actually don’t, but I can hit up a few Deaf nerd friends to see if there’s a known sign. @rtpuppydog

adhdeanasl,
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@qurlyjoe Gallaudet University’s VL2 lab has tons of info on ASL and language-related cognitive science. https://vl2.gallaudet.edu/publications@rtpuppydog@labyrinth.social

adhdeanasl, to random
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“This dude is SOOO not okay!”
-My therapist, talking to her therapist about me, probably

adhdeanasl, to random
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Messing with text scammers, classic edition

adhdeanasl, to random
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I’m glad Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift didn’t get one of those mashup names. We’d have ended up with Trailor.

adhdeanasl, to random
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BRB gonna go commit contempt of court ten times and see if I don’t get jailed

adhdeanasl, to random
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Recommending these replacement pronunciations for the letters of the alphabet which are pronounced incorrectly:
Feh
Haitch
Leh
Meh
Neh
Qwoo
Rowr
Sess
Uhhh
Wubbleyoo
Ksex
Yiiii

adhdeanasl, to random
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Who is your Sherlock Holmes? Mine is Jeremy Brett.

adhdeanasl, to random
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Personal Trainer: describe your general physical health

Me: If I were a droid, the Jawas wouldn’t bother scavenging me

adhdeanasl, to random
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: reached “sitting on mall benches” age

adhdeanasl, to random
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You guys ever seen an uncircumcised ball cap?

Alice, to random
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There's this thing called Williams syndrome where people who have it tend to be very happy and outgoing and friendly, but it comes at a detriment because they can be TOO friendly and trusting and potentially end up in dangerous situations as a result.

I share a lot of the emotional and psychological traits, but I know I don’t have it because there are associated physical traits and I don’t have any of those.

Either way, there is definitely something going on with me where I am completely oblivious to any sort of threat or danger and, whenever my husband is concerned about a situation, he calls me "William" and I snap out of it.

He's not making fun of me or people with Williams syndrome and it's just kind of a code to alert me to potentially scary situations and I’m so grateful to have him around because I'd probably be dead or trapped in someone's basement if it weren't for him.

Williams syndrome for anyone interested: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_syndrome

adhdeanasl, (edited )
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@Alice I learned about Williams Syndrome through and episode of Law & Order: SVU. You can imagine the story line.

adhdeanasl,
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@the_etrain Stupid typos!

adhdeanasl,
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@the_etrain I don’t blame you. I do wonder what an episode of Paw Patrol: SVU would look like.

adhdeanasl,
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@qurlyjoe “So this couple, they’re smurfin’ out behind the bar’s dumpster, and BOOM, some strange dude walks up and smurfs ‘em both right in the head! It was smurfin’ brutal, I tell ya!” @gnate @the_etrain

adhdeanasl, to random
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Camp archery instructor: and this part is an arrow guide called a “whisker biscuit.”

Me: dies, revives, dies again

adhdeanasl,
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IT’S WEEKEND BEIGE, BITCHES!!

adhdeanasl,
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For the record, this is based on actual events. When the instructor said “whisker biscuit,” I lost it. I’m thankful my teamer was interpreting because as soon as I heard that term, I was useless for the next 15 minutes. The interpreting team spent the rest of the camp sidling up to one another and whispering “whisker biscuit” to one another.

adhdeanasl, to random
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I bet there’s an account somewhere dedicated to autotuned farts

adhdeanasl,
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@Alice I DISAGREE @DemocracySpot

adhdeanasl,
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@DemocracySpot It’s Mastodon so, like, 27 of us

RickiTarr, to random
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But...but that's a female lion...so...

adhdeanasl,
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@RickiTarr I hope someone prints this on the headstone of whatever dipshit created this when he dies. This should follow him into hell.

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