amiserabilist

RickiTarr, 1 day ago to random

At some point, my purse became a walking pharmacy. Stomach upset, got a headache? I have you covered. Need bug spray or sunscreen, what about some lotion or hand sanitizer? I've got a snack, and something to freshen your breath.

When I had surgery a few years ago, I had a weight limit of 10 pounds for 3 months! Hubs said he needed to weigh my purse to make sure I could safely carry it. I thought he was joking, turns out it weighed 17 pounds!

Alice, 6 months ago to random

My stripper name is Möbius.

amiserabilist, 17 days ago to random

i have seen The Day of the Triffids

this is not my first rodeo.

#unusualNocturnalLightDisplays

amiserabilist, 1 year ago to pics

#pics

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amiserabilist, 8 days ago to random

@vote VOTE DIZZ

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

Woke up with the worst hip pain.

More proof that this whole “waking up” thing was a bad mistake.

amiserabilist, 1 month ago to random

"Mastodon limits the number of people you can follow to 7,500"

"what you've got to remember is that every person you follow is more data your instance has to load and store. If there were no limit some asshat like me would follow literally everyone in the world and bring the poor server to its knees."

@schizanon @VisualStuart what you've got to remember is that every person you follow is more data your instance has to load and store. If there were no limit some asshat like me would follow literally everyone in the world and bring the poor server to its knees.
cringe meme

amiserabilist, 1 year ago to comics

#comics
Alter Ego
Artemis Fowl
Batman: The Court of Owls
Blood and Water
Bone
Chronicles of Wormwood:
Ender's Game
Ex Machina
Fables.
Fatale
Fury Max
God Save the Queen
Grandville
Injection
Iron Man XTREMIS
Kev
League of extraordinary gentlemen
Letter 44
Marvel 1602
Neverwhere
Next Men
Planetary
Preacher
Promethea
The Boys
The Exterminators
The Pro
The Punisher: Frank Castle MAX
Tom Strong
Transmetropolitan
Ultimate Galactus Trilogy
Watchmen
Y The Last Man

amiserabilist, 3 months ago to random

remember when Hillary warned us about Trump.

he is a broken record that is now dementing.

he is calling for the red states to stand against the federal government.

he is telling his cult that is being politically persecuted.

as far as they know the democrats stole the election and are preventing their candidate from reelection.

he is telling them the left want to kill their kids or make them gay.

what do we expect them to do.

there does not seem any urgency to deal with his lies.

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amiserabilist, 9 months ago to random

hes got a classified document stuck to his shoe

amiserabilist, 1 month ago to random

add spice and breadcrumbs. looks and tastes better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqMmmwFrt-I

amiserabilist, 4 months ago to random

sigh

follow @Mrfunkedude or he will mope about the fediverse.

https://mastodon.social/@Mrfunkedude/111703757309661571

Boost, Boost, Boost, Funk E., Boost your body line
Boost, Boost, Boost, Funk E., Boost it all the time
Work, work, work, Funk E., work your body line
Work, work, work, Funk E., work it all the time

#FollowFriday

After all, Why Not? Why Shouldn't I boost It?
bladerunner first scene The toot lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to boost itself, but it can't Not without your help. But you're not helping for @MaJ1
you have my sword and my bow and my axe meme You have my fav and you have my boost and my follow

amiserabilist, 1 month ago to random

@Mrfunkedude

my friend has asked me this

"Can you do some research for me. I need to know the best server/hosting site/ software etc for publishing audio & film files...like an audio book or podcast hosting site"

he is not on the fediverse but am thinking it would be appropriate.

i would be grateful for your opinion.

thank you for your consideration on this matter.

amiserabilist, 4 months ago to random

It's called Karma and it's pronounced "Haha, fuck you!"

hey trump fu

amiserabilist, 1 year ago to random

The entire human genome requires three gigabytes of computer data storage space. (One million base pairs of sequence data equals one megabyte of storage space; the human genome has three billion base pairs.)

The Windows 11/10 operating system generally takes 20 GB of free storage for a 64-bit operating system during installation.

amiserabilist, 1 year ago to architecture

#architecture

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amiserabilist, 4 months ago to random

joey meme phoebe:I'm a medical coder for 10+ years. joey:I'm a medical coder for 10+ years. phoebe:I have yet to see a patient getting treated for measles joey:I have yet to see a patient getting treated for measles phoebe:mumps, tuberculosis, diphtheria, rubella, or pertussis. joey:mumps, tuberculosis, diphtheria, rubella, or pertussis. phoebe:These vaccines need to be given. joey:These vaccines have no need to be given.

amiserabilist, 10 months ago to random

#push2prod

@sysop408 This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying. In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right. The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in. This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS. Unbelievable. It's amateur hour. #TwitterDown #MastodonMigration #DDOS #TwitterFail
@Andres yeah and almost certainly this has something to do with them shutting off anonymous access to Twitter content. There must have been an insane nest of logic that the devs had to tiptoe through to make the service workable as a private only service. I presume that the Twitter client didn't anticipate the possibility that Twitter has zero content for it... or maybe someone decided to push to production, pack up, and walk out the door in a blaze of glory.
@TiiaAurora MOM, ELON PUSHED TO PROD AGAIN

amiserabilist, 4 months ago to random

I called the news out on their gross, symbiotic relationship with Trump. Trump is great for their business, which is ironic since he’s catastrophic for his own.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/michelle-wolf-on-how-the-media-is-hopelessly-addicted-to-trump

if there is a mass shooting psychologists say do not say their name.

trump would not be an existential treat to democracy if the media ignored him.

that combined with weaponized morons has created the perfect storm that means this joke of a man could end up the next Hitler with an army big enough to fight god

it's really cool to be alive in america at this point in history because it's like the rise of the nazi empire but with wi-fi
distracted boyfriend meme boy looking at nazi
@JosephScrimshaw Because it keeps needing to be said: Nazis are bad. White Supremacy is bad. We don't need to see their side and have a debate. We had a debate. It was called World War II.

amiserabilist, 1 year ago to random

they were preparing for a digital future that had less to do with making the world a better place than it did with transcending the human condition altogether.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff

amiserabilist, 9 months ago to random

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amiserabilist, 1 month ago to random

amiserabilist, 17 days ago to random

@ElleGray

I am Elle MacGray of the Clan MacGray. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal ...

Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers…

amiserabilist, 1 month ago to random

@RustyBertrand

have you moved?