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amiserabilist

@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com

Avatar: Penny-farthing. I Am Not a Number.
Header: Union Jack. Plague Island.

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

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RickiTarr, to random
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At some point, my purse became a walking pharmacy. Stomach upset, got a headache? I have you covered. Need bug spray or sunscreen, what about some lotion or hand sanitizer? I've got a snack, and something to freshen your breath.

When I had surgery a few years ago, I had a weight limit of 10 pounds for 3 months! Hubs said he needed to weigh my purse to make sure I could safely carry it. I thought he was joking, turns out it weighed 17 pounds!

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AivZSC9J3Rs

Alice, to random
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My stripper name is Möbius.

amiserabilist,
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@Kierkegaanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjMx05NeiAc

@Alice

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Woke up with the worst hip pain.

More proof that this whole “waking up” thing was a bad mistake.

amiserabilist,
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whoever got @Mrfunkedude voodoo doll stroke it a lil

Alice, to random
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I think it's important for reply-guys to know who they're arguing with.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

dgar, (edited ) to random
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is participating in the Fedivision Song Contest 2024.

I will be representing the fictional faction known as Dizzy Corp. My four-letter vote code is DIZZ.

My entry is a new song called “All Zombies Go To Heaven”.

You can listen to all 72 entries here:
https://fedivision.party

Instructions on how you can cast your three (3) votes can be found here:
https://fedivision.party/vote/

Follow the and hashtags, and the @announce and @vote accounts for updates and voting!

amiserabilist,
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@dgar

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Did you know the biggest Song Contest in the history of the Fediverse is on now?

amiserabilist,
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go @dgar go

go flash

healyn, to random
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Kind of messed up that after spending years on this site, @Gargron refuses to give me a "verified" checkmark on my account, considering all the reliable info I provide (at no cost btw)

amiserabilist,
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@healyn

@Alice is the best

@Gargron

evelynefoerster, to Cat
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RIP Mars, 2010 - 2024
This morning I found Mars run over by a car. I miss him very much. We got him from the shelter and he showed his gratitude every day. He was cuddly, playful, a rascal and very curious. Wherever I was, Mars wasn't far away and he spent many cuddly hours on my lap. I am stunned and incredibly sad. My heart is broken and I am crushed 🖤
Goodbye Mars, miss you, Thank you for love 😭 😿

Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, looking curious left
Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, licking one of his front paws

amiserabilist,
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@evelynefoerster

Sorry for your loss. At least he found a loving family.

Kierkegaanks, to random
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amiserabilist,
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@Kierkegaanks

credit:

https://mastodon.xyz/@johl/112059833912513751

@johl

amiserabilist, to random
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@vote VOTE DIZZ

amiserabilist,
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dammit @MaJ1 i copied you

@dgar

amiserabilist,
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don't think so

will repost

edit:

well spotted @dgar

RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

https://www.quora.com/A-rooster-mated-with-my-female-duck-and-it-has-now-laid-10-eggs-What-should-I-expect

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

Two different obstacles to interspecies breeding.

One is physical, where the sperm dies before it can reach the egg, due to different chemical environments in the uterues, or simply cannot reach the egg.

The other is genetic, where either each animal has a different number of chromosomes, so the genetic information from the father can't find a suitable match with the information from the mother.

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1aw1i4/eli5_what_biologically_prevents_interspecies/

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

Hybrids are indicated with an “x”. Hybrids that have been named are written with the x between the genus and species name. For example, Solanum x procurrens is the hybrid between S. nigrum and S. physalifolium. If a hybrid hasn’t been named, or if you want to specify the parentage, the same hybrid can be written as S. nigrum x S. physalifolium.

https://www.aje.com/arc/how-to-write-scientific-names-of-plants-and-animals/

amiserabilist,
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@cgsines

https://www.treehugger.com/animals-with-completely-ridiculous-names-4864307

@RickiTarr

RickiTarr, to random
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One of the crazy things about M&M lore is that Cannibalism is not only acceptable, but encouraged.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

cmconseils, to random French
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It's wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop up like "Are you sure?"

amiserabilist,
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@cmconseils

my mum has entered the chat

Alice, to random
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It's a good thing Louis Pasteur had a decent last name to lend to an acceptable term like pasteurized milk because can you imagine if his last name was instead something like Jizzeur?

amiserabilist,
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@glasspusher
@Kierkegaanks @Alice

dairyly transmitted diseases

Raw Milk Sales Skyrocket as Idiots Believe Drinking Bird Flu Will Give Them 'Immunity'

https://med-mastodon.com/@amiserabilist/112454325559939672

amiserabilist,
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@Kierkegaanks @Alice @glasspusher

North Carolina Senate voted along party lines Wednesday to ban anyone from wearing masks in public for health reasons

This is what happens when "Being A Complete Fucking Idiot" becomes a political ideology

Republicans have legit re-branded as the Party of Stupid

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments

RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr @Schnuckster

Alice, to random
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It's not fair to call Tonya Harding trashy or low class because it's not her fault she was named Tonya.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

Hit...darn agony!

ElleGray, to random
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so. in January I was in a bad car accident. fractured spine, ruptured discs, cracked pelvis, broken arm. last 4 months have been v hard. tonight though I'm going back to my adult dance class for the first time. I wasn't sure I'd ever even walk properly again so this is a moment for me. a good one

amiserabilist,
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congratulations @ElleGray

may you and your family go from strength to strength

i was going to post some glib song lyrics, i still am.

… Wiggle it just a little bit
I wanna see you
Wiggle it just a little bit
As it grooves
Wiggle it just a little bit
I wanna see you
Wiggle it just a little bit
As it grooves

GO ELLE!!!

dgar, to random
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Being offline is kinda like going camping.

amiserabilist,
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@dgar

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

―Obi-Wan Kenobi, sensing Dgar going offline

amiserabilist,
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@olav @dgar

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