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asbestos

@asbestos@toot.community

Art, Science, Politics, & 4th grade fart jokes.
I'm either the first person to figure out what's going on, or the last.
If You have boosted one of my posts you may be entitled to monetary compensation from a fund set aside for victims of asbestos

MFA-sculpture, BKA, EMT, OCD,
I was a fan of goats before goats were cool.
Pacific Northwest.
He/him/Hey, Asshole!

Profile picture is symbol of United Corvids
With their slogan "An injury to one is an injury to all"

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asbestos, to random
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The people who wore beepers in the 80's, then had the first giant cell phones , then had big ass bluetooth headsets and now walk around loudly talking FMMSU* talk into their earbuds are the same assholes,
*Faceless Middle Management Suck Ups (from Almost Live)

asbestos, to art
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While inverter machines and digital control TIG machines are incredible, and plasma cutters are super fast and cut a sweet clean line., They do not have the soul of a 70 year old cutting torch, I love breaking out the Airco 'corn cob' torch.

asbestos,
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@angst_ridden
I hadn't thought about it. What did you want to learn? If it's strictly welding there are great videos online with people who are better than me (that's how I learned TIG) I do a lot of gas welding brazing and soldering

Azarilh, to ads
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They are not.

asbestos,
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@Azarilh
I have started removing those bullshit plastic signs that idiots put up all over the roadside, which my town has banned for a long time.

RickiTarr, to random
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Saw this in the bathroom of the Queer Friendly Coffee House:

asbestos,
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@RickiTarr @jwcph @done
Exactly, If i'm not in a relationship or having sex with someone, how is it any skin off my back? I've been married forever so I have concerns about one person.

luckytran, to random
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The US government is ending the program that provides free COVID vaccines to people who are uninsured and underinsured.

This is a public health failure that will further decrease already low vax rates, and puts marginalized communities at greater risk.

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4670459-cdc-ending-free-covid-vaccines-uninsured/

asbestos,
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@noyes @mckra1g @luckytran
So were you a burnie bro or did you vote for Jill Stein?

asbestos,
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@noyes @luckytran @themaskerscomic
JH noise, Master of the edgelords has graced us with his opinion

JoshuaHolland, to Israel
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If they continue on this trajectory, Israel is gonna turn itself into another right-wing culture war item and that will not serve them well.

“The tone of this letter is not reflective of the fact that the U.S. is the primary guarantor of Israel’s security. An unaware reader would assume that is the superpower in this relationship and the U.S. the recipient of aid.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/israeli-ambassador-blasts-democrats-letter_n_6644fde3e4b00df0c6b6cba5

asbestos,
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@JoshuaHolland
This bullshit "but October 7Th"
I just don't understand how people don't get that the ends don't justify the means or two wrongs don't make a right.
FFS it's shit you should have learned in the first grade

asbestos,
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@JoshuaHolland
They could have figured out a better military response. I think the right wing used the opportunity to decimate everyone. This has the added 'bonus' of making many young people future terrorists.

asbestos, to random
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Years ago my parents moved from a Northeast college town to a small city in the midwest, My mom was in culture shock. "In the paper back east there were recipes for Ethiopian Kitfo, or Indonesian Rawon, here every recipe starts with "open a box of. . or a can of. . " and it's generally cream of mushroom soup
They left asap

tek, to random
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Missouri's attorney general accuses Kansas City of doxxing Chiefs kicker - The Hill https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4669147-andrew-bailey-missouri-ag-accuses-kansas-city-doxxing-harrison-butker/

…and there it is.

Harrison Butker: Women belong in the kitchen!

Kansas City: BTW, he doesn’t live in KC proper.

MO AG with nothing more important to do: You can’t tell the world what city he lives in! I’ll stamp my little feet! clutches pearls

asbestos,
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@tek
That's messed up, and to totally miss the point, in my area $550k won't buy shit, the cheapest houses are more than that. However I do consider it money well spent to be 2000 miles from that asshole

mzedp, to Houston
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Holy shit, the damage in Houston from last nights storm is far worse than I imagined.

"4 dead as destructive thunderstorm blasts Houston

Meteorologists compared the wind damage to a hurricane."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/05/16/houston-texas-tornado-storm-power-outage/

A photo of downed power lines in Cypress, Texas.

asbestos,
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@mzedp
I am an absolutely horrible person, just a dreadful human being. But there is a part of me that has schadenfreude when climate denier, big oil worshipping, fascist states have bad shit happen to them.
It just sucks ass that the poor bear the brunt of this.

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I will never forgive Elon Musk for making Twitter so terrible that people think LinkedIn is acceptable to use.

asbestos,
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@davidho
Me too, it seems even too shitty for MS

asbestos,
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@MishaVanMollusq @davidho

"a true sign of the end times"
There are getting to be so many I'm have a hard time keeping track

asbestos,
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@MishaVanMollusq @davidho
When that dog farts, it is 100% end times

asbestos,
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@MishaVanMollusq @davidho
We've had BT's and the farts were apocalyptic

asbestos, to random
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One of my friends once said
"I have found that as I increase my fiber intake, my bowel movements have become huge effortless pushes, that fill the toilet with dung."

chriswho, to random
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I sent an email to the folks over at the "Jesus, He gets Us" campaign.

I pointed out that if they look at the source material, Jesus is part of the Trinity, so Jesus' correct pronoun would be "them".

I have not, as yet, heard back.

I remain hopeful.

:blobcat_praise:

asbestos,
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@chriswho

@bmacDonald94
Maybe it should be "they"

That campaign is both good and awful. It has huge youth pastor vibes. But also it is meaningless so it molds to whatever someone wants.

asbestos, to random
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asbestos,
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@Pineywoozle
Someone posted "it's bigger than it looks."

asbestos,
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@Pineywoozle
No, it isn't it . I had that in my studio for a while and I just sort of occurred to me to do that

asbestos, to random
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In NC you have the right to die of RSV,Flu, and Covid because the government is fascist.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/north-carolina-bill-to-curb-mask-wearing-in-protests-could-also-make-it-illegal-for-medical-reasons/ar-BB1mqoNS

BlogWood, to random
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An organization led by a wealthy Republican donor helped write a controversial new state law meant to force homeless people across Florida into state-sanctioned camps:
Sixty days in jail and forced psychiatric treatment: What Florida could do next to homeless people
https://jasongarcia.substack.com/p/sixty-days-in-jail-and-forced-psychiatric

asbestos,
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@BlogWood
I am sure there is no chance whatsoever that those camps will be run by a DeScrotum /GOP donor.

GottaLaff, to random
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(It’s bigger than it looks)

asbestos,
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@GottaLaff

@thepoliticalcat
That's what I told her.

graphite, to random

i clicked on the gboard suggestion for testicle instead of testing 😭

asbestos,
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@graphite
It could be called "scrotumation" or
"The scrotumizer"

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