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Hi I'm Ash. #webdev into ๐Ÿ“น #filmmaking, ๐Ÿš… #travel, ๐ŸŒฟ my #plants, โ™ป๏ธ #sustainability, ๐Ÿ’พ #RetroTech, ๐Ÿšต #cycling (for #adventure!), miscellaneous. he/him, nice toots only (where possible). This account and its views are personal obvs. #Brisbane, #Australia.

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I was thinking about riding to Bunnings, but this is coming in. Still thinking about riding to Bunnings tbh. Yolo.

#BNEWeather

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Took the EV out for a somewhat low tech camping trip. https://ash.ms/2024/05/16/solo-camping-with-my-ev/

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Put the Dettol sanitiser through the dryer and it turned into this little gremlin of a thing which I imagine would be perfect for potions and the like

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The MG4 lane keep assist is scary shit. On the highway in the rain, and on narrow country roads it kept beeping and trying to steer me off the road. It can't be disabled, because it turns itself back on when you start the car. Apparently that's how it gets its 5 star safety rating.

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I don't know what to do with this information. Seemingly everyone's complaining about it when you do a search.

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Rocked up to the camping area that the website said is most definitely available to 2 wheel drive vehicles.

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I don't know what it is with the MG4 but the stereo is not great. I thought it was just DAB sounded bad, but turns out anything I play on it has that sloshy sibilance of a 90s Napster rip.

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Holy hell that was SOO much more of a screw around than I thought it would be but I finally have a Mastodon dev environment to play around in. Vagrant just flat out refused to work so I had to do the manual install. https://docs.joinmastodon.org/dev/setup/

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@anathema_device @phocks that's weird. Which emoji are you seeing? https://emojipedia.org/nerd-face#designs

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I think my favourite part of this is that they've grated cheese on top as a serving suggestion.

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@anathema_device don't knock it til you've tried it :P

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A kid on a scooter blows a lungful of vape juice in my face as he cuts me off.

A couple of tourists step into the bike lane in front of me without looking.

A bicycle courier messing with her phone veers directly into my path at the last second.

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Dear my apple watch wants me to enter my itunes password. But my password is long and strong and I have been unable to do it on the stupid fingerpainting interface for months. Is there an alternative?

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@Unixbigot lol this is an unhelpful comment but my first thought was seeing if you can pair a bluetooth keyboard to your wrist

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I am officially on holiday! My first excursion will be a doctor's appointment in the morning. Good for me

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The company that manages our building EV infrastructure went bust. The new one turned everyone's internet off to install their new hardware today.

Just now the building manager proudly let me know the new system is up and that I can get a charger installed. But I caught the electrician as he was packing up and he was like there's NO way you'll be able to run a cable that long, our system can't handle it.

So I'm about to have an entire conniption.

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Ordered a v2l cable for my car so I can run a cooktop while I'm camping. Had to call them up because the payment messed up. But the guy said they make them to order rather than having a bunch sitting around on the shelf which is kinda cool.

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@anathema_device yeah it's an adaptor that plugs into the charging port and gives you a normal 240 plug so you can run whatever

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I've been missing the sunshine lately so I'm working from beside the river this arvo. I brought some eucalyptus-based cleaner to spray the table cos they get pretty gross. But it also managed to completely lift the paint pen someone tagged it with. So now the table is sparkling new and my hands are covered in black paint.

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@anathema_device You first :P

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One litre of petrol weighs around 740g but produces around 2.31kg of carbon dioxide when burned.

It's unintuitive, but diesel and petrol are full of carbon. When fuel burns, the carbon combines with two oxygen molecules (both of which are heavier elements) to create carbon dioxide.

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@anathema_device Yeah, it didn't make sense to me when I was trying to work out how much carbon my Maryborough jaunts were taking, but it's pretty wild

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It was a good day. Went into the office and caught up with a bunch of peeps. Then spent most of the day working outdoors in the autumn air. Just nice.

18+ ash, to random
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I've got a headache maybe I should drink something.

The something:

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@anathema_device yesssssssss ๐Ÿ˜

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Blog post about the Brisbane comedy festival, a new gay bar, visiting some friends and reminiscing about times. Things are good. https://ash.ms/2024/05/05/brisbane-comedy-festival-queer-spaces-and-ev-races/

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New local, Come To Daddy opened down the road. It's packed, but it's cool. There's a light food menu. Both cock and mocktails, and beer on tap. It's nice being among the queers.

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