cmconseils

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

Funny, how that works ain't it.

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

Overgrown Nostalgia 🎵
Artist: Pixel Jess

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cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

What it’s like living with a black cat

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cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

WE WANT SEASON 2

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

"Eliminate sugar from your diet" how about I eliminate joy from my life too? Maybe I should just grow bitter, sad, shrivel up and die? Perhaps I will enjoy the sweet release of death?

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

Happy #maythe4th :perfect: :thinkerguns:

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

me, rearranging my spice rack alphabetically Ok, what comes after thyme?

Cyndi Lauper: thyme

cmconseils, 1 month ago to Eurovision French

europe for the next two weeks

#Eurovision

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

“you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be right now” well goodness me i sure hope not

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

How are y'all? I will only accept answers in emoji language and whatnot.

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

As a woman, I just want the same rights as a rattlesnake.

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $50
Venue fee: $26.10
Access fee: $14.28
Paperless transaction fee: $7.23
Convenience fee: $17.24
Fee fee: 6.23
Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23
Because we can fee: $8.12
Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

Where does a mansplainer get water? From a well, actually...

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random

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cmconseils, 1 month ago to random

working theory that men have an easier time opening jars mostly because they don’t moisturize properly

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random

Milky way as seen from Mars

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random

I’ve officially rescheduled my wedding to 2026… such a difficult decision but it’s for the best due to due my schedule and the current climate. It will also give me more time to find the person I’m marrying so I guess it works out.

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

Check in on yourself, friends.

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

When anyone asks my favourite weather

this is it

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cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

I'm the "Only interacting to cats and dogs" person

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?? That's how they get you

cmconseils, 1 month ago to science French

A periodic table that is actually useful.

#Science

cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

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cmconseils, 1 month ago to random French

2 989 followers! Wow :psyduck: