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cmconseils

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International Social Media Consultant | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature

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cmconseils, to movies
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Now watching: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire :catjam:

(My son dragged me to the cinema :blobugh: )

cmconseils, to random French
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A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: "Talking Centipede £100."
The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy closes the lid, convinced he's been swindled. 30 minutes later he decides to try again. He raises his voice and shouts, "Do you want to go for a beer?"
The centipede pokes his head out of the box and says, "Pipe down! I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes!"

cmconseils, to random French
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🎥 I need your help! 🙌

My son (almost 15) is spending the week with me, and we're planning a cozy movie marathon. 🍿 But here's the twist: We want to watch a classic film together. 🎞️

I've narrowed it down to a few options, but I'd love your input. Which one should we go for? Here are the contenders:

🎥 The Shawshank Redemption
🎥 Forrest Gump
🎥 Inception
🎥 Parasite
🎥 The Prestige

cmconseils, to random French
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The weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is I can't define a lot of the words l use, I just...know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence? Does anyone else experience that?

cmconseils, to mastodon French
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🎂 Today is my Mastodonnaniversary (or Mastobirthday idk :psyduck: )

🎉 Exactly 7 years ago today, I joined the Mastodon community! While I haven't been actively participating for all this time, I must say that over the past couple of years, this platform has truly captured my heart ❤️.

With its welcoming community and commitment to user privacy, Mastodon stands out among social networks.

Here's to many more toots!

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I am curious about something.

Regardless of your "generation" (Baby Boomer, GenX, GenZ, Millennial, etc.) do you play video games?

Which ones? I would love to know the names. Yes, even if you play 10 games constantly... I'm very curious.

Please?

cmconseils,
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@mentallyalex do mobile games count?

cmconseils, to random French
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This is NOT what America is about. America is about opens history book
uh oh
Frantically starts flipping through pages
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

cmconseils, to random French
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[Diner]
Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free
me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old my 6 year-old: im a police

cmconseils, to Meme French
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of the day :toot:

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cmconseils, to random French
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If you feel like a messy bitch, remember a star is just a big pile of space trash that pulled itself together and will shine for billions of years. Be messy like space trash and shine like the badass bitch you are.

cmconseils, to random French
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Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a doughnut because you're on a diet.

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cmconseils, to random French
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i refuse to be controlled by a calendar. happy birthday @ everyone

cmconseils, to Meme French
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of the day :toot:

cmconseils, to random
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Hey Gen X,
When you talk about the 80s today it's the same as your Grandparents in the 80s talking about the 40s.

Have a nice day!

cmconseils, to random
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me: It is so over

person on the other end of the walkie talkie: It is so what? over

cmconseils, to random French
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If we found out reincarnation was real and had a way to verifiably track who a reincarnated person was in a previous life, how long would it take for companies to make sure you inherited debt from your previous lives?

cmconseils, to random French
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*not only once lmao

cmconseils,
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@unnameduser thank you xanax!

cmconseils, to random French
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We put round pizza in a square box and eat it in triangles.

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It’s that time again!
Show me some memes!!

cmconseils,
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cmconseils, to art French
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Spring Scattering Stars, by American painter Edwin Blashfield (1927). In private collection.

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cmconseils, to random French
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the beauty of handwritten letters is often overlooked in today's digital world. that’s why i love receiving a handwritten note, it shows the sender's dedication to express their feelings by giving more efforts. even imperfections like stains add raw authenticity to the letter.

(I haven't received any for at least 10 years, to be honest.)

cmconseils,
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( I am still on the lookout for some wonderful new pen pals! )

If you or someone you know might be interested in becoming a pen pal and exchanging handwritten letters filled with stories, thoughts, ideas, and doodles, please feel free to reach out to me via DM .

Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

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