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farah, 24 days ago to random

I need to buy but new graphic shirt because apparently I’ve gone up a size. Where did you get your favorite ones?

My favorite is a black tee with white text that says Minnesota that I got from my trip to Duluth. It was a good trip

QueenOfCoffee, 24 days ago to random

I'm making meatloaf. This has turned my younger two into aspiring attorneys.

GrimmReality, 24 days ago to random

I WOULD DO CRAB LEGS BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THOSE

And you never get full eating crab legs. Maybe because you're actually doing work when you eat them. And I would smash and eat soooo many crab legs. The crab leg shells would just stack up in mounds on the table and spill over. Waitstaff would be crying. The assistant manager would be in the back room desperately calling corporate.
https://beige.party/@farah/112441032388867652

farah, 25 days ago to random

I need to do one of those endless shrimp deals at least once before all the red lobsters shut down

farah, 25 days ago to random

I don’t know what they did to my tooth but my canines are sticking out even more.

Also got overwhelming urge to bite people 🧛🏻‍♀️

dgar, 26 days ago (edited 26 days ago) to random

The place I’m working for is looking to hire an IT infrastructure technician.
If this sounds like you, and you’re interested in a lifestyle change from the big city, drop me a DM for the deets.

farah, 26 days ago to random

#WhyMyKidIsCrying because he doesn’t like Mothers’ Day, only Fathers’ Day because he loves his daddy 🙄

Alice, 27 days ago to random

Please tell me I’m not the only one who's completely creeped out by the name "Skinwalker" Ranch.

farah, 27 days ago to random

All I want for Mother’s Day is to not clean up other people’s mess

RickiTarr, 27 days ago to random

Okay, I wanted to make a joke that I can't possibly choose between dogs and cats, I can't even choose between men and women, because I'm bi-furrious. BUT I know y'all would make jokes about me in the comments, because you all are perverts. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Alice, 28 days ago to random

I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if I’m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.

farah, 28 days ago to random

I can’t believe I have to say this bit aloud, but you as a person is not defined by the people who follow you on social media platforms. How you behave or interact with others matters.

farah, 28 days ago to random

I keep muting this person because of her terrible takes, only because she was nice to ME. I should probably block her but I don’t have the heart

RickiTarr, 28 days ago to random

So, what's the thing, what's the big thing no one can help you with? How do you cope with it?

farah, 28 days ago to random

I have no words #AuroraBorealis #Aurora

Green ribbon of aurora over rooftops with purple sky in the background. Picture taken with an iPhone.
Streaks of purple aurora with a tinge of green over rooftops. Picture taken with an iPhone.
Gradient of green and purple aurora over rooftops. Picture taken with an iPhone

farah, 28 days ago to random

I’d probably not get the opportunity to witness the amazing aurora stuff that’s going on. I hope sun god kills all the starlink satellites though!

farah, 28 days ago to random

Universe celebrates Bi-Visibility! https://mastodon.social/@petecarr/112419507720901735

farah, 29 days ago to random

‘I blame CERN’