farah

farah, 6 months ago to random

Still can’t get over that Roomba is an anagram for ‘a broom’

farah, 6 months ago to random

Lawsuit threats are just “I’m telling mom!” for rich people

farah, 7 months ago to random

switching to only lowercases cause i hate capitalism

farah, 9 months ago to books

#introduction: Hi I’m Farah. I’m originally from a small South Asian country; now live in Iowa, USA. I talk about my hobbies, #books, #gaming, #sciencefiction and #StarTrek and other isssues like #mentalheaIth #science #psychology. Occasionally I’ll talk about #USpolitics. I complain about the world a lot. I am pathologically anxious and make jokes to compensate, they aren’t always funny. Trying to connect with people because it’s hard to make friends in real life. Peace! 🖖🏼

farah, 8 months ago to random

Anyone designed “I’m a big deal on Mastodon” t-shirt yet?

farah, 1 month ago to random

Dear food businesses, I need to able to check your menu/ingredients before I eat at your establishments, because we have food allergies in our fam. If you put your entire website contents behind Facebook, I cannot do that. Please have an alternative. Sincerely, someone who really loves food

farah, 8 months ago to random

But seriously though when are we going to ban golf courses?? So much wasted space and resources…

farah, 9 months ago to StarTrek

I’m gonna say it out loud: people who think #StarTrek became woke after Discovery just really don’t like black people and POC

farah, 4 months ago to random

“Big Brother is watching you”

Well, big brother should get a proper hobby, read a book maybe

farah, 3 months ago to knitting

Forgot to post this week’s knitting project cause I’m no where near finishing it yet. So far I’ve got this #Knitting #YarnCrafts #wip #pi

farah, 3 months ago to random

Cheerleading is a thinly veiled lesson in nationalism. In this essay I will

farah, 6 months ago to random

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can be compassionate towards Jews and Muslims at the same time; no one is holding you back!

farah, 7 months ago to random

You’re not ready for winter until you get your fluffy socks out

farah, 8 months ago to random

Some good news - my immigration status has been finally updated. Newly minted permanent resident of the US of A!

farah, 6 months ago to baking

Cake is done! (Not the best looking piping work, but that’s the best I can do with whipped cream frosting) #HappyThanksgiving #FoodGloriousFood #baking

farah, 6 months ago to random

Can we retire the terms homo/trans-phobe? It’s not a phobia, it’s just bigotry and hypocrisy

farah, 7 months ago to random

It seems @RickiTarr has partied a bit too hard on her birthday, haven’t seen her recently. Well, good for her! Queens deserve their rests too ☺️

farah, 7 months ago to random

Somewhere between a Dollar Tree and a McD saw an old school bus with the name ‘Kobayashi Maru’. What an odd simulation we live in!

farah, 6 months ago to random

Instead of person of the year, they should start a new trend called ‘A-hole of the year’ as a cautionary tale

farah, 2 months ago to random

Had to go to the clinic for my semi-annual blood test (it’s fun living with chronic illnesses /s), and not a single soul was wearing a mask beside me. Never mind, that it’s the main office of the main clinic in this town, you’ll probably go there no matter what your ailment is. It’s packed with people! And on top of that the receptionist was like “do you have cold symptoms?” - as if that’s the only reason I should wear a mask.

They should’ve never lifted mandatory masks in medical settings.

farah, 2 months ago to random

Eating a block of Parmesan like an apple to assert my dominance

farah, 2 months ago to random

I’ve been told it’s Friday

farah, 1 month ago to random

Anyone else thinks changing your bedsheets feels like contact sports or am I that out of shape?

farah, 8 months ago to random

I need a pet so I can give them some ridiculous name

farah, 2 months ago to random

Nowruz Mubarak!! (to all those who celebrate!! ) 🎊 Thanks @mynameistillian for reminding me 💕 #Nowruz