hungry_joe

hungry_joe, 7 months ago to random

English: ambulance

Danish: ambulance

French: ambulance

Italian: ambulanza

Polish: ambulans

Norwegian: ambulanse

Spanish: ambulancia

Finnish: ambulanssi

Portuguese: ambulância

German: KRANKENWAGEN

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

Three years since the funniest thing to ever happen happened, never forget

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

Game recognise game, Im jealous of this ad

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

"Miyazaki absolutely eviscerating an AI art demonstration" is my new standard for measuring how badly my presentation went

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hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

Halloween is the worst time to die if you're famous.

In other words, I'll be implementing a strict Punch-In-The-Face policy for anyone dressed as dead chandler tonight. That's not even a joke, that's real, and I'm good at punching. See you in the news.

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

I do dramatic readings of incel reddit posts now. They do well on tik tok, so someone might enjoy them here too :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTXbdb04Jo

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

sorry i yelled WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM while we were having sex

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hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

if you can teach your parrot to say "I consent" you are technically allowed to fuck it

i will not be reading replies to this post

hungry_joe, 9 months ago to random

a mute button, but for america

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

petition to measure dick size by fluid displacement instead of length

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

I wrote an old-fashioned blogpost about my thoughts on eroFame, the sex toy trade show in Hannover: https://www.theafterglow.agency/post/my-5-favourite-things-from-erofame-2023

hungry_joe, 5 months ago to random

on a date

her: tell me your kinkiest fantasy

me: no it's weird

her: go on it'll be sexy

me: ok fine. so i'm being chokefucked by Slimer while my sleep paralysis demon jerks off in the corner, and then

her: empty chair

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

the closer I get to 40 the more tempting the lifestyle of a metal detectorist becomes: to people older than me, is this a normal phase?

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

Putting together a little video about my recent visit to The Museum Of Sex Machines in Prague, my spiritual home. Just wanted to share this one shot first.

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hungry_joe, 3 months ago to berlin

My landlords, who live in the same building, have offered me a bigger apartment for the same money in another building, and I genuinely think it's because I don't separate my recycling properly. #berlin

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

We didn't even get out of January before we collectively trauma dumped so hard on Elmo that Sesame Street had to tweet mental health resources

hungry_joe, 23 days ago to random

ohmygodohmygodohmygod im so excited

so I found this rare Leica at a flea market. Absolutely gorgeous, feels great, works perfectly.

BUT

it only takes film that's been out of production for quarter of a century.

Guess what though...

i found an analogue camera shop willing to have a crack at developing it.

AND IT LIVES.

Well, i kinda lives. This film is in a terrible state, close to unusable, but the fact that we got anything out of it at all is close to a miracle.

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hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

FACT: if someone matches with you on a dating app before 9am, they were pooping when they did it

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

just flubbed the sentence "sexual health and wellbeing" into "sexual wealth and hellbeing" on a client call and I feel like that is accidentally the best copy I've ever written

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

Need help. I'm looking for, like, a speaker/microphone thing in the shape of an old timey phone, so that when I'm on a video call, I can hold the receiver to my dumb head like I'm actually on a phone. Not sure if that exists, or even makes sense, help me out

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

My sex toy wish for 2024: fewer settings please. I'm sure you put a lot of time into perfecting your patented wavy stuttery pattern, but it's actually pointless and annoying. On, more power, less power, and off is fine, we can take it from there

hungry_joe, 7 months ago to random

Deutsche Bahn new slogan: "you got there right? Shut up then"

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

Podcasts are a great way for straight white men to summarise a 15-minute topic into only 4 hours.

hungry_joe, 5 months ago to random

the irony of Global Orgasm Day only coming once a year

hungry_joe, 23 days ago to random

Hey, professional request:

I'm looking for a Berlin-based burlesque or cabaret performer(s) who have an act that features phones or social media in some way. End of May, in Berlin.

Please share & RT far and wide, this account doesn't get much reach.

Thanks!