hungry_joe

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

"Miyazaki absolutely eviscerating an AI art demonstration" is my new standard for measuring how badly my presentation went

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hungry_joe, 7 months ago to random

English: ambulance

Danish: ambulance

French: ambulance

Italian: ambulanza

Polish: ambulans

Norwegian: ambulanse

Spanish: ambulancia

Finnish: ambulanssi

Portuguese: ambulância

German: KRANKENWAGEN

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

just flubbed the sentence "sexual health and wellbeing" into "sexual wealth and hellbeing" on a client call and I feel like that is accidentally the best copy I've ever written

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

Podcasts are a great way for straight white men to summarise a 15-minute topic into only 4 hours.

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

Three years since the funniest thing to ever happen happened, never forget

hungry_joe, 9 days ago to random

Professional request:

I'm looking for a kinky cellist/violinist willing to play background music in full fetish gear for 100 people at a corporate event in Berlin on May 30. Paid, naturally.

Pleas share :)

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

me: i need a motorbike

yamaha: we can do that

me: great. now i just need to find a piano

yamaha: ur not gonna believe this

hungry_joe, 5 months ago to random

I'm throwing an orgasm denial party, no you can't come.

hungry_joe, 4 months ago to random

Did I achieve ALL my professional goals in 2023? No. But was it a year of personal growth, reflection, learning, and improvement? Also no.

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

bob marley: i shot the sheriff

detective: i didnt ask you about the sheriff

bob marley: shit

detective: i asked you about the deputy

bob marley: i did not shoot the deputy

detective: ok but now tell me more about this sheriff

hungry_joe, 23 days ago to random

Hey, professional request:

I'm looking for a Berlin-based burlesque or cabaret performer(s) who have an act that features phones or social media in some way. End of May, in Berlin.

Please share & RT far and wide, this account doesn't get much reach.

Thanks!

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

someone please take the internet away from me

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

I want a pet crocodile and he will be called noam chompsky and he will love me

hungry_joe, 6 months ago to random

found this smartphone for disenfranchised young men at a flea market

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

reverse psychology is when you give your therapist depression

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

the scroll wheel should be called the clickoris

hungry_joe, 5 months ago to random

the irony of Global Orgasm Day only coming once a year

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

hey baby, i got you a one-way ticket to

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

what idiot called it lord of the rings and not mordor she wrote

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

it's about fucking time they told us whether or not it's maybelline

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

flight attendant: IS THERE AN ENGINEER ON BOARD

engineer: i'm an engineer

flight attendant: haha nerrrrrrd

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

Stim-U-Lax, 1941, designed for barbers to massage their client's heads, but known to be used for more... covert purposes.

I have so much room in my heart for vintage sex toys.

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hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

oral sex is when you just talk about doin' it

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

what is happening in this stock photo and is it TOO powerful

hungry_joe, 3 months ago to random

batman: one moment boy wonder, i need to use the bathroom

robin: the fuck is a hroom?