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kboyd

@kboyd@phpc.social

Software Developer, Photographer, Sailing Enthusiast.

I talk about #photography, #sailing, #ebikes, reading, writing, watching TV, cooking, politics, climate, EVs, more sailing, programming, the open and sustainable web, php, sailing again, and more. Ask me about sailing co-operatives. (he/him)

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kboyd, to random
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Hmm.

Hopefully I don't end up quoting Rory Broker on a work call before the end of the week.

(This is due to the unholy trinity of statistics, accounting, and database schemas. Magnified by the demonic encumbrances of timezones and currencies.)

kboyd,
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If I'm careful and calm, I might be able to limit myself to a mere invocation of Bender Bending Rodriguez.

arndell, to Bikepacking
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Stumbled on this artist who does crazy cool #Bikepacking future style art.

https://www.evanart.com/

#cycling #bike

kboyd,
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@arndell almost like it could be "scavengers chain"

ismh, to random
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Welp.

kboyd,
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@ismh @Gargron "congratulations, cupertino, you've ruined pencils!"

Angry Inside Out GIF by Disney Pixar

ghorwood, to random
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it’s that time of year again when the government sends you an alert to remind you that bears still exist.

kboyd,
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@ghorwood "carts"? Haven't heard that term for garbage cans before.

kboyd,
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@ghorwood "wheeled garbage bin", according to canadian tire. Garbage can, wheelie bin, etc

kboyd,
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@ghorwood @ramsey schoolyard comeback: "so's yer house" (mine was!) https://youtu.be/fcoeglRPvf4?si=DcMcLDX5LDYJ2nbt

kboyd, to random
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brb, going to try being a social media ascetic

kboyd, to random
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Can't Complain (And Other Lies), an autobiography.

nora, to random
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are there any photo editing tools for mobile that are for regular photography and not for trying to live an aspirational influencer lifestyle

kboyd,
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@nora As someone who uses both Lightroom Classic and Lightroom mobile, LrM isn't the absolute worst. And it has a raw-shooting-mode built in (and available as a lockscreen widget) for newer iphones.

mijustin, to random
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When it comes to business success, people say: “don’t look at the outliers. Be wary of survivorship bias!”

But every successful entrepreneur is an outlier!

The vast majority of business attempts fail.

To see what works, look at the survivors.

kboyd,
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@mijustin but that is exactly what survivorship bias is; if you only look at the ones that succeed, you won't be able to distinguish the things they did that worked from the things they did that the failed companies also did just as well or better. You won't see the full picture, so you won't be able to focus on the parts that really matter.

kboyd, (edited ) to photography
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kboyd, to random
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Sometimes when people attempt to explain irony, I find myself doubting my own understanding of it. But then I realize they are the ones who don't understand it, and I think that is just lovely.

kboyd, to photography
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andrewfeeney, (edited ) to random
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I might be wrong but I can’t recall a single time the word “star” is uttered or a star features in any plot point of Star Wars. The closest I can think of is shots of the twin suns of Tatooine.

Edit: I was wrong. Death Star, and Starkiller Base are two obvious examples.

kboyd,
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@andrewfeeney "Death Star", "Star Destroyer".

Also, the triple-planet-killing death star in one film I think targeted the star(s) of that system. But I could be hugely misremembering.

kboyd,
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@andrewfeeney But, to be fair to your original point, it's not like they're hiding behind the event horizon of black holes or saving colonies from solar flares.

That's more the domain of Star Trek and The Orville.

kboyd, to photography
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chris, to linux
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It is absolutely mind bending how many options ffmpeg has. I've been trying to convince it to use the old Radeon 2600 Pro graphics hardware acceleration. No luck finding the magic command yet! :)

code GIF

kboyd,
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@chris I forget exactly how it was phrased when I first heard it, but someone once wrote that many cloud utility businesses (not cloud providers like AWS, but individual tech startups) are basically just wrappers around unix commands.

ffmpeg is one of those commands that could spawn a whole slate of startups from its flags alone.

bigzaphod, to random
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Sometimes I run across a YouTuber who’s really hyper - like, lots of quick motions, fast talking, darting back and forth or whatever. (Adam Savage is like this, for example.) While watching I start to feel like my heart is beating faster or something. I might rock more vigorously in my easy chair. Or lean forward more. It affects me. I feel jealous, kinda. I wish I could feel that rush they seem to live with. But alas, I am slow and lazy. Watching these people work wears me out. Time for bed.

kboyd,
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@bigzaphod Hard same, especially the jealous bit. I wish I had Babish's energy (Andrew Rea). How Ridiculous's energy is great, but might be a bit too far for me. Savage is a good one - an engrossing storyteller.

I quietly tell myself that it's secretly all an act. And I'm sure sometimes it might be (not every day can be an A-Game day) - but if it is, it's an enviable skill.

kboyd, to random
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const bull = null;

🙊

kboyd, to random
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I don't know what pizza hut is thinking with this product line.

kboyd,
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Look, I fixed it

kboyd, to Flowers
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samhenrigold, to random
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from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆

video/mp4

kboyd,
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@samhenrigold fans of Extraordinary might enjoy this take on The Void.

Is there a pricelist for various things that can be dumped in The Hole?

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kboyd,
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@tultican oh, the police were there. Just not as responders.

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