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SmudgeTheInsultCat, 1 day ago to random

Alice, 1 day ago to random

I’m celebrating Memorial Day by practicing my mnemonic devices.

Alice, 5 days ago to random

My pee is so clear that I’m pretty sure I just beat the final boss in Scientology.

dalfen, 5 days ago to random

If you change an apple into an orange, it’s way beyond a “rebrand”

(just sayin)

lauren, 6 days ago (edited 6 days ago) to random

***** The Meeting *****

It was an unprecedented meeting. SPECTRE, THRUSH, KAOS, Soylent, Tyrell, Omni, and at least a hundred more -- the list of organizations and firms in attendance seemed nearly endless.

There was but one topic on the agenda. A proposal by their newest member -- Microsoft -- to embed a super power spy system into every Windows users' PC.

"We call it Windows Recall. We enable it by default, and every five seconds it takes a screenshot of what the user is doing, and keeps it for months or years!"

"Won't people use that to copy movies?"

"Oh no, that we'll block!"

"Very wise."

The discussions went on for hours, reviewing the many ways that such a system could be used for evil by various authorities, governments, politicians, ransomware criminals, and many more.

The time came for the vote.

To the shock of Microsoft's representative, their plan was voted down unanimously.

"But why?" he protested. "We thought you of all people would embrace this system!"

In unison they shook their heads.

"Sorry, Satya. You're just too evil for us."