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ernie, (edited ) to random
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Sean Lennon, one of the first people to own a Mac in 1984 (given directly to him by Steve Jobs), whose dad wrote fucking “Imagine” and “Revolution,” is complaining about “wokism,” clearly not aware of the messages in his father’s own songs.

kkeller,
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@ernie in fairness, it's also where the scion of RFK ended up.

dalfen, to random
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When you hear Republicans calling the trial an “injustice,” or saying that it was a “political prosecution” or that the U.S. is a “banana republic”—

Remember that 12 ordinary citizens found guilty.

He was held accountable by a “jury of his peers,” which is how the U.S. justice system is supposed to work.

kkeller,
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@dalfen undermining the justice system is one of the goals of today's GOP.

dalfen, to random
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Apparently the jury has reached a verdict.

Thoughts?

🍊

kkeller,
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@dalfen I am very happy to be wrong. It may end up being a futile exercise if he's not sentenced to prison time, but it's still gratifying.

dalfen, to random
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’s sentencing will happen July 11.

A Bloomberg commentator just said, “Well, he’s a first-time felon…” implying that he might not get a harsh sentence.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-trial-jury-deliberations-hush-money-case-rcna154607

kkeller,
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@dalfen I'd love for him to get a very light sentence, then hear him complain that the Demoncrats are soft on crime.

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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  • kkeller,
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    @Teri_Kanefield I'm sorry you get abuse online. :( You're not alone, unfortunately, but it still sucks when it happens.

    Teri_Kanefield, to random
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    I read the jury instructions.

    With the disclaimer that this is absolutely not a prediction of what the jury will do, not much in the jury instructions change what I had to say here:

    https://terikanefield.com/wheres-the-beef-trumps-manhattan-criminal-case-and-some-mind-bending-legal-puzzles/

    I wrote about predicate crimes for predicate crimes.

    The predicate crime for falsification of business records is
    NEW YORK ELECTION LAW § 17-152 PREDICATE.

    The jury gets three possible predicate crimes for 17-152.

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    kkeller,
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    @artemesia @dalfen @Teri_Kanefield what I read elsewhere, and have no idea if accurate, is that the statute of limitations on the misdemeanors has expired, and therefore the jury can only find him guilty of felonies. (I will try to find where I read this.)

    Alice, to random
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    I’m celebrating Memorial Day by practicing my mnemonic devices.

    kkeller,
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    @Alice that's my attorney general!

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    kkeller,
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    @SmudgeTheInsultCat typical they'd see this issue in black and white

    18+ lauren, (edited ) to google
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    Do you trust Search results?

    18+ kkeller,
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    @lauren my main browsers have used an alternate search for years (DDG or Startpage), but there are some browsers where I haven't switched from Google yet.

    Alice, to random
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    My pee is so clear that I’m pretty sure I just beat the final boss in Scientology.

    kkeller,
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    @Alice there are always more levels

    dalfen, to random
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    If you change an apple into an orange, it’s way beyond a “rebrand”

    (just sayin)

    kkeller,
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    @dalfen he turned an orange into a rotted orange, and wants to call that an apple!

    lauren, (edited ) to random
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    ***** The Meeting *****

    It was an unprecedented meeting. SPECTRE, THRUSH, KAOS, Soylent, Tyrell, Omni, and at least a hundred more -- the list of organizations and firms in attendance seemed nearly endless.

    There was but one topic on the agenda. A proposal by their newest member -- Microsoft -- to embed a super power spy system into every Windows users' PC.

    "We call it Windows Recall. We enable it by default, and every five seconds it takes a screenshot of what the user is doing, and keeps it for months or years!"

    "Won't people use that to copy movies?"

    "Oh no, that we'll block!"

    "Very wise."

    The discussions went on for hours, reviewing the many ways that such a system could be used for evil by various authorities, governments, politicians, ransomware criminals, and many more.

    The time came for the vote.

    To the shock of Microsoft's representative, their plan was voted down unanimously.

    "But why?" he protested. "We thought you of all people would embrace this system!"

    In unison they shook their heads.

    "Sorry, Satya. You're just too evil for us."

    kkeller,
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    @lauren "zis is KAOS, we don't do AI AI AI AI hier!"

    ernie, to random
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    I don't get Threads.

    I don't get why it's popular.

    I don't know why it exists.

    kkeller,
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    @ernie we know why it exists: FB wanted to take Twit users who wanted to leave but were too confused by Mastodon.

    I don't think they've succeeded, but Musk could always do something to make Twit even worse.

    elfin, to random
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    Light Weights.

    LA Field Trip Disrupted After Students Get High on Edibles - Boing Boing
    https://boingboing.net/2024/05/16/eight-high-school-students-hospitalized-after-cannabis-edibles-on-la-field-trip.html

    kkeller,
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    @elfin dude, where's my tar?

    lauren, to Youtube
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    There are MANY videos on explaining the so-called "Monty Hall" paradox, some diving deeply into fairly complicated probability math.

    The paradox is traced back to the very long-running "Let's Make a Deal" game show, hosted for many, many years by Monty Hall.

    The paradox involves the prospect of staying with your choice of one of three doors that might contain the grand prize, or switching to another of the three doors once you're shown that one of the doors you didn't choose doesn't contain the prize.

    While most people assume that staying with their current pick is a reasonable choice, the math says that you should actually (for best results in the long run) switch to the other available door. It's really quite a non-intuitive probability puzzle.

    The irony is that Monty when asked about the paradox consistently insisted that the show never actually offered contestants the choice to switch doors, and that the paradox was actually based on a "what if" postulation not the actual procedure on the show!

    kkeller,
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    @lauren @jmorris of course it's on Wikipedia (so it must be true!).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let's_Make_a_Deal

    "Though usually considered joke prizes, traders legally win the zonks.[21] However, after the taping of the show, any trader who had been zonked is offered a consolation prize (currently $100) instead of having to take home the actual zonk."

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