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onikaze

@onikaze@mastodon.social

mainly 3d, vr & beer with a side of snide comments thrown in

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onikaze, to random
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I lied.
Ending the night with My Life
The true and only theme to Bosom Buddies

onikaze, to random
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Bring the mithafuckin ruckus -wu tang

onelson, to random
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It's time. I'm getting sweaty for "fitness night."

onikaze,
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@onelson turning to dust as I read this

hotdogsladies, to random
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Ma June is a Far Side character.

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onikaze,
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@hotdogsladies how did I not see that???
Next scene she’s in I hope she spots a duck observing her from a distance.

StillIRise1963, to random
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The fact that this presidential immunity question is being discussed in SCOTUS makes this nation look like the land of morons. Seriously.🙄

onikaze,
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@CStamp well. I think the majority in the Supreme Court would “find sanity” if it were a D who did the crime.

onikaze, to random
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OK youtube, engagement challenge. work on your algorithm enough that it can recognize pejorative language in key words.

ZekuZelalem, to random
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Viral out of Ethiopia!
Ethiopian Foreign Ministry official, Ambassador Suleiman Dedefo has secured a deal to import electric vehicles into the country.

But it's not the news that is going viral, it's the announcement of it.

9 hours after he broke the news, he is yet to delete his tweet which includes poorly cropped screenshots from his computer's browser and a tab that reveals His Excellency's adult content preferences.

They are hooting and hollering all over Ethiopian social media.

"Naughty Black Housewife" encircled by Ethiopian Twitter users who were quick to pounce on the tweet of Ethiopian government official Suleiman Dedefo Abba Tateq @Abbatateq · 1h 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ሚኪያስ @mike18784760 · 37m Caught in 4K 😂😂😂 Andu @Shifta251 · 2h lmfaoooooooo!!!!!!

onikaze,
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@ZekuZelalem @Binder I guess it's just how bad we have it here in the US but I find it kind of quaint or at least relieving, how… non-deviant his browser history, at least in this case, is.

Binder, to random
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What the fuck is a Lance Bass

onikaze,
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@Binder the prototype main weapon for FFVIII that was eventually discarded for the GunBlade? :P

gallaugher, to random
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Spider seen in Manley. Is this guy a Huntsman? I know they are useful to have in one’s home (they eat other bugs). Still, quite a big boy. And easy to see, even for this poorly-sighted prof.

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onikaze,
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@gallaugher looks more like some type of an orb weaver than a huntsman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orb-weaver_spider

onikaze,
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@sldrant I saw that as I was perusing the wiki article I linked to after posting. my layman's observation is that they are kinda like tarantulas that went through training to sprint, so they slimmed down and got a few longer legs :P

hotdogsladies, to random
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Bad news.

I have discovered SKÅDIS.

onikaze,
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@hotdogsladies at first glance I thought the bottom hand had two thumbs and was going to make a Frankenstein Unbound ref.

oh well, guess I did anyway.

onikaze, to random
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Triggered the scanner for a pat down AGAIN. If I got more compliments I would think it’s on purpose ;/

hotdogsladies, to random
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I imprinted on Robyn Hitchcock's first record via a second-generation Maxell dub, and boy, does the real version ever sound better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A2fiPjOC04

onikaze,
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@hotdogsladies the Balloon Man guy?

https://youtu.be/bXBui11UWbs?si=zEiHb1Zkoz7KWYX_

Daojoan, to random
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standing awkwardly at house party

Random dudebro: "So what do you do?"

Me: "I yell about technology on the internet."

Him: "Oh neat, what's your YouTube?”

Me: "no I meant like...in a complaining capacity. For free. Because it personally upsets me."

Him: slowly backs away

onikaze,
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@Daojoan word

hotdogsladies, to random
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I occasionally encounter people who don't know about That Dog who should really know about That Dog.

If you enjoy crunchy 90s indie pop with gorgeous lady vocals, I hope you will check out That Dog.

Those Haden sisters sure can sing.

https://youtu.be/ubujniiNgS8?si=f0ls5Z-rVA3kaFdR

onikaze,
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@hotdogsladies thanks for the heads up.
note made to check out more from them.

jamesthomson, to random
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Going to rejoin Apple, work my way into the Photos team for iOS, add a top level button to rotate a photo, then quit the next day knowing I have improved the lives of billions.

onikaze,
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@jamesthomson I wonder how many corpses litter the halls of Apple Park belonging to engineers who tried to do just that :P

onikaze, to random
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no clue why I’m so keyed up but I am.
hope I can get to sleep soon-ish.

stroughtonsmith, to random
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"Windows Mixed Reality is gone”

"It's been known for a while that Microsoft is dropping support for Windows Mixed Reality on Windows 11, but with today's build, it's impossible to use Windows Mixed Reality headsets with your PC, even through Steam. The company warns that if you want to keep using these devices until the end of the support period in 2026, you'll need to stay on the current version of Windows 11 and ignore version 24H2 when it launches later this year.”

https://www.xda-developers.com/windows-11-preview-mixed-reality-useless/

onikaze,
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@stroughtonsmith decades of cruft littered throughout the OS and this is what they excise ?

TheSpaceshipper, to random
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BEWARE.
A sci-fi series entitled Dark Matter↙️ is coming to AppleTV+ on May 8. It's about a character trapped in a parallel reality, not to be confused with the space adventures of Dark Matter↘️ (2015-2017).

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onikaze,
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@TheSpaceshipper dammit!
I got super excited for the first part of that toot in spite of the “beware" leading it off :\

mcc, to random
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Me and my wife have a running disagreement about whether "twunks" exist. She insists they are not real but I believe

onikaze,
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@mcc twunks = hunky twinks ?

skinnylatte, to food
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When I was a kid I used to really look up to the Asian aunties who would go ‘you want to eat X? I make for you now’

Today I wanted phở gà. And I made it for me! Shit I guess I’m auntie now.

onikaze,
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@skinnylatte any links to a similar recipe? Love to try new(to me) things

daringfireball, to random
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Spotify Attacks Apple’s ‘Outrageous’ 27 Percent Commission From External Links
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2024/01/20/spotify-app-store-outrage

onikaze,
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@daringfireball malicious compliance, which tends to be apple’s reflex action, will eventually come back to bite them, eventually

gedeonm, to random
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What was the first movie you ever saw in the theater?

Mine: Bambi

onikaze,
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@gedeonm not sure of the first. The first I can distinctly remember going to is Superman.

onikaze, to random
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Finding the Spotify phone app up to be irritating at best but mostly infuriating
:/

Edent, to random
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People who rant about how terrible it is that you can't buy a non-Smart TV any more.

You know you don't have to plug the TV into the Internet, right?

I've got two. One acts as a big monitor for my laptop. The other one has a media player box & games console connected.

You're allowed to use a heavily subsidised device in a different manner from which it was intended.

onikaze,
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@Edent for most I imagine it doesn’t occur to them that the option to not connect is available.

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