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rooster, 6 hours ago to random

Considering this for my interview. I was looking for something a bit less boobtastic

rooster, 2 days ago to random

I can’t believe Winnie the Pooh owns a house and I never will

rooster, 2 days ago to random

Surviving the blood ritual

Pros: survived the blood ritual

Cons: cleanup of the blood ritual

rooster, 2 days ago to random

I don’t know who at the health insurance companies is getting paid by the “THIS IS NOT A BILL” but damn they’re set for life huh

rooster, 3 days ago to random

Oh hey welcome home happy Friday what movie are we watching tonight

rooster, 3 days ago to random

People who take public transit are sexy

rooster, 3 days ago to random

I know pride doesn’t start until next week but maybe we surprise them by being super queer this weekend

rooster, 4 days ago to random

INTERIOR, NYC PIZZA SHOP

Jessica: sorry cousin, I had a boy. We named him Pauli

Benny Gesserit: hey! I’m plottin’ here!

rooster, 4 days ago to random

When @caroline photobombs your selfie with @erl

rooster, 5 days ago to random

Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are the same person right isn't that why they were running around eating pills

rooster, 5 days ago to random

ok where do I go in windows to install the linux app that makes windows good again

rooster, 6 days ago (edited 5 days ago) to random

Unbiased poll

rooster, 6 days ago to random

Common thickening agents include cornstarch, gelatin, and estrogen

rooster, 6 days ago to random

I made my electrologist listen to Normal Gossip and now apparently she’s recommending it to everyone. Does this make me an influencer

rooster, 6 days ago to random

Them: can we move your interview presentation to next week

Me: oh sure absolutely

Them: cool sorry one of the C-level executives couldn’t make it

Me: I’m sorry the what now

rooster, 6 days ago to random

According to the super useful and accurate and totally not bullshit “BMI” one of these is a pic of a “healthy weight” and one is “overweight”

rooster, 6 days ago to random

I think I’m making “almost 40” look pretty good

rooster, 9 days ago to random

Everyone wants a Goth gf until she insists on attacking Roman settlements all the time

rooster, 13 days ago to random

I need a muppet remake of The Blair Witch Project mostly to see a panicked Kermit yelling “Fozzie!” into the dark woods as he hears a distant pained “wocka wocka!”

rooster, 21 days ago to random

Imagine every four years there being a good chance a party is elected into power that openly and clearly says that people like you are evil and need to be eliminated from society

rooster, 29 days ago to random

Our particular brand of American neo-Fascism is born of “individualism” and the belief that the world is hard and cruel but one can persevere.

They will cheer cruelty: towards LGBTQ folks, POC, the poor, and even puppies (literally). Their rhetoric makes it clear that when they view the world as being too easy, they feel the righteous call to make the cruelty themselves.

This is why they have such a persecution fetish. They view themselves as uniquely suffering and everyone else as having an easy privileged life to justify “restoring” hardship to the rest of us.

rooster, 1 month ago to random

Yes HRT for trans teens will cause irreversible physical effects but you know what else does FUCKING PUBERTY AND YOU ALL SEEM FINE WITH MAKING THEM DO THAT

rooster, 1 month ago to random

They’re all “DIY” and “right to repair” and stuff until it comes to your endocrine system

rooster, 1 month ago to random

I think programming is like running a dishwasher. It always takes longer than you think and some stuff is never as clean as you expected it to be.

rooster, 1 month ago to random

I sleep better at night knowing that when the internet fully goes to shit and becomes useless, librarians will be waiting for us with open arms