sezduck

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

#InternetASongOrMovie
#HashtagGames

MalwareRats

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

#InternetASongOrMovie
#HashtagGames

Captain America Online

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

#InternetASongOrMovie
#HashtagGames

Doctor Strange & the Multi-Factor Authentication of Madness

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

#InternetASongOrMovie
#HashtagGames

ᎧᏁᏋ ᏇᏗᎩ, ᎧᏒ ᏗᏁᎧᏖᏂᏋᏒ

🎶 One way, or another, I'm gonna CAPTCHA 🎶

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

#InternetASongOrMovie
#HashtagGames

Spiderweb Surfing

🎶 Sorry I can’t chat right now
I'm surfing on the spiderwebs
So text a message
And I'll text you back 🎶

Mrfunkedude, 1 year ago to random

This toot is full of gas.

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

#OddThingsOnTheWatergateTapes
#HashtagGames

“Testes, testes. One, two… three?” followed by snorting laughter.

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

#OddThingsOnTheWatergateTapes
#HashtagGames

“Geez, I really hope nobody uses this audio as a prompt for something called Hashtag Games on something called Social Media on something called the internet in the year 2023.”

sezduck, 1 year ago to tech

I’m pretty sure that, in my experience with HomePods, #Siri’s success rate has dropped below 50%

In #Apple’s defense:

• they sell their products with razor thin profit margins
• they’re a small startup with a handful of employees
• they have very little capital to invest in improving Siri
• it’s not like they introduced Siri over 12 years ago

#tech #HomePod

MirrorAyako, 1 year ago to allstartrek

4/28: At 8PM Eastern, we live toot Star Trek episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag #AllStarTrek. If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream. Join our group @allstartrek for updates!

It’s a really great line up tonight! Another night where I like every single episode from TOS to ENT. But my favorite out of the bunch is Captive Pursuit. Tosk is so sweet and I always root for him.

TOS: Day of the Dove
TNG: Attached
DS9: Captive Pursuit
VOY: Macrocosm
ENT: Twilight

#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekENT #TOS #TNG #DS9 #VOY #ENT

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

Some people post the weirdest, most nonsensical bullshit on here.

I would like to sincerely thank those people.

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

Boosting your own toots should be called Mastobation.

And there is no shame in doing it.

sezduck, 1 year ago to gaming

Street Fighter 2 was a massive hit after its arcade release in the early 90s.

In 1994, Street Fighter: The Movie was released in theaters.

And, in 1995, Street Fighter: The Movie Arcade Game was released in arcades (it was not a good game).

I’m surprised they stopped there. Why not release, in theaters:
Street Fighter: The Movie Arcade Game: The Movie

#gaming #RetroGaming #arcade #movies

https://streetfighter.fandom.com/wiki/Street_Fighter:

sezduck, 1 year ago to StarTrek

“Don't try to be a great tooter. Just be a tooter, and let history make its own judgments.”

• Zephram Cochrane (probably)

#StarTrek #StarTrekFirstContact

sezduck, 1 year ago to random

My pick for Speaker of the House

sezduck, 1 year ago to Funny

#webcomic #captainscratchy #funny #socialmedia #art #butts

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/ClmCISzuqf8/